Woman assaults Deputy with breastmilk. You heard me.

*squirt squirt*

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ail officials say 31-year-old Toni Tramel was being processed after being arrested for a public intoxication charge Thursday night. While in a changing room, authorities say Tramel took off her shirt and bra and began squeezing her breasts, squirting the deputy in the face.

Do not waste your precious booby milk. Bad, bad drunk mommy.

Theres really not much else to the story, except she's now facing assault charges on top of the intoxication and her bail is set at $10k. Which to me seems a bit much for just squirting someone in the face with breastmilk. Though, I guess it WAS a police officer. Yay double standards?

Eh, hello DISEASE?

Cyberwulf wrote:

Eh, hello DISEASE?

Good point.

I believe "assault with bodily fluids" is its own offense, and covers everything down to spitting (because of disease, yes). I want to say it came up as part of the AIDS scare, but I don't know.

There's also the gross factor.

(nws)

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the asylum wrote:

(nws)

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That completely ruined any sense of seriousness I felt for this case.

the asylum wrote:

(nws)

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By all that is Holy, where on EARTH did that come from?

LightHorseman wrote:

the asylum wrote:

(nws)

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By all that is Holy, where on EARTH did that come from?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "Japan".

Keith Fraser wrote:

LightHorseman wrote:

the asylum wrote:

(nws)

Spoiler:

By all that is Holy, where on EARTH did that come from?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "Japan".

You don't say? :O

Wow, boobs as offensive weapons and milk as ammo, that's something you don't see every day.

On a serious note, there is far worse things to be assaulted with, such as knives and guns. I know this is serious but I can't help but see the funny side.

I never really got into it, but Friends was a funny show the few times I got around to watching it.

Keith Fraser wrote:

LightHorseman wrote:

the asylum wrote:

(nws)

Spoiler:

By all that is Holy, where on EARTH did that come from?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "Japan".

Is sig quoting still cool? Because I am totally sig quoting this.

the asylum wrote:

(nws)

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They should present that in court as evidence of assault with a deadly weapon.