School Love Teacher

From the maker of such classics as Anal Justice, Anal Justice 2 and Take Me To Ariake! comes another…thing. Whether this is a one-shot or the first chapter in a new series remains to be seen, so stay tuned!

Zeiss Manifold: GUESS WHO'S BACK
Zeiss Manifold: BACK ON THE WEB
Zeiss Manifold: GOT SOME DONGS, GOT SOME FUTAS
InkWeaver: BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS
Delcat: man I do not know if I like where this is going I just do not know
Zeiss Manifold: WHO KNOWS ONE DAY HE MIGHT JUST BE FIRED
Zeiss Manifold: FROM NINTENDO

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Zeiss Manifold: IT'S THE EYE OF THE ONO IT'S THE THRILL OF THE DONG
Delcat: OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN
InkWeaver: WHOA WHOA WHAO
Zeiss Manifold: =D
InkWeaver: We go from relatively normal classroom scene:
InkWeaver: You know, students staring blankly, wishing the teacher would stop bothering them...
InkWeaver: to a panel FULL OF LEAKING DICKS WTF
Zeiss Manifold: That panel makes little logistical sense
Zeiss Manifold: everyone's going through some wiggedy-wack gymnastics trying to get their cock in the frame
Delcat: For a minute I was reading this L-R for some reason and thought it was just going "OH HEY SHE STOPPED FOR A SECOND LET'S ALL RAPE HER IN UNISON NOW"
Delcat: which, sadly, is par for the course in a lot of manga we've read
Zeiss Manifold: so you can see how WAIT IS THAT GARY
InkWeaver: I really don't understand. Is this like some sort of dick party?
Delcat: No, it's some sort of HINGEDICK party
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S FIND OUT

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Delcat: That's different
Delcat: "All my love, passion, & thick white cum's for you"
Delcat: NO THANK YOU SIR I DO NOT WANT SUCH A THING
Zeiss Manifold: I'm imagining Ono wandering around carrying measuring cups of the stuff
InkWeaver: Zeiss, this is how you romance someone.
Delcat: I can sympathize, Algebra felt like getting fucked in the ass by an endless stream of dicks to me too.
InkWeaver: "ALL MY LOVE, PASSION AND THICK WHITE CUM. FOR YOU, DARLING, MY SEED RECEPTACLE"
Zeiss Manifold: You can tell it's recent from the hinginess of the dicks.
InkWeaver: I love the angle going on here. I think the camera man is like OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH WORK IT
InkWeaver: they turned the fans on for it and everything.
Delcat: Seriously, man, I swear they're getting even hingier. Does Ono have some kind of degenerative foreskin disease?
InkWeaver: Who is that poor bystander in the background? RUN CHILD RUNNN
Zeiss Manifold: It does look that way. That kid on the far left is going to get it all blown back on his shirt and run off in a puff.

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InkWeaver: This, people. This is what elementary schoolers find relevant today.
Delcat: Well of COURSE Ms. Haruka doesn't teach the kids how to fuck, she's a YAOI teacher.
InkWeaver: It almost reads like a Truth for Youth tract from an inverted dimension.
Delcat: Aw man, I'd love to take Cid/Vincent 101, I will not lie about that
InkWeaver: I'd love to TEACH Yuffie/Vincent 101.
InkWeaver: With a large ruler, which I would rap over the students' knuckles whenever they had Yuffie talk about how sugar high she was. D<
InkWeaver: Is it sad that, for the most part, I actually like ono's art style?
Delcat: No, his art is adorable, and his Pokemon comics are fun and full of heart.
Delcat: It's like Dr. Vanilla and Mr. Dong.
Zeiss Manifold: He is oddly adept at backgrounds. He's even more adept at filling his backgrounds with dongs.
InkWeaver: I must say, his dual-life as alternately the fatherly pokemon sketcher and the deviant futa-fapper is to me an interesting tightrope walk of madness.
Delcat: I need to finish scanning his Pokemon comics, to show off his sane and amazing side. THERE IS ONE I SWEAR.
Zeiss Manifold: Second panel: The scoolchildrens' curiosity towards antimatter buttplugs was perhaps better left unsatsified.
Delcat: Guys, I'm confused. What are these "boy" things, and where are the futas? Is "boy" like a third gender or something? Man, that's sick.
Zeiss Manifold: I...I dunno. Ono's plowing new ground here.
Delcat: Don't. Say. Plowing.

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InkWeaver: The logic here.
Delcat: ...I'm afraid that we've just seen a terrible glimpse into Ono's origins.
InkWeaver: I boggle. I boggle and scratch my head and hope desperately to make sense of this.
InkWeaver: Bottom left panel: surpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise BUTTSEX!
Zeiss Manifold: I think this is why I find Ono so fascinating, really. It's regular hentai logic, only twisted and coiled and made into goulash.
Zeiss Manifold: Gary drew the short end of the stick for once.
Delcat: I...I'm not sure I even want to touch the implications here, seriously. I am really, REALLY hoping that incest is just a knee-jerk squick for him.
InkWeaver: No, this is my mom's goulash. The kind she thought it would be a good idea to put kidney beans in.
Delcat: Enh, I always kind of suspected it of him anyway. Those cheerleaders? Soooo overcompensating.
Delcat: I wish this lady and the creepy moms from Femboy School would get into a fight.
Zeiss Manifold: Though I do have to say that in the third panel, it kinda looks like she's responding to all this by growing a set of mandibles.
Zeiss Manifold: "TO SAVE THE CHILDREN, I MUST EAT THEM."
Delcat: WASP DNA
Zeiss Manifold: WASPS DON'T HAVE HINGES DEL YOU'RE BEING SILLY
Zeiss Manifold: SILLY DEL AND HER WASPS

Is it sad that the picture on the second page, all I can think about the one girl is "People's mouths can't open that wide. She's perilously close to swallowing her own face." Which, given the frequency with with Ono has people swallow other parts of their bodies probably shouldn't be that big a surprise, but still...

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InkWeaver: Along with the return of HingeDick, we've encountered banana tits!
Zeiss Manifold: Those are more like key lime tits.
Delcat: SHE says they're pickle tits, which I don't even want to comprehend
Zeiss Manifold: Panel 4: BETCHA CAN'T GRAB THE COOKIE ON MY HEAD
InkWeaver: "How can I be a good lover to these children?"
Delcat: WHAT DOES IT SAY? WHAT DOES IT SAY INDEED?
Delcat: Sometimes I swear Ono's trollin'.
InkWeaver: lady, if I know anything about underaged boys,.... wait a second I'm gonna... stop this.
InkWeaver: ANYWAY.
Zeiss Manifold: I have to say that whenever I read these things I always hear bad 70's sitcom background music playing in my head.
Delcat: I mean, he's gotta get good money out of these things. Maybe he's totally disdainful of the subject material but just does it to fund his Pokemon-centered projects.
Delcat: RIGHT? RIGHT?
InkWeaver: *cue laugh reel*
InkWeaver: Oh, Delcat, you silly sap!
Zeiss Manifold: SILLY
Zeiss Manifold: *SILLLLLLLLLY*
Delcat: WAAAAH STOP CALLING ME SILLY I'M TELLING
Delcat: I'M TELLING MS. AKI AND SHE'LL PUNISH YOU
Delcat: IN THE BUTT
InkWeaver: No, no, Zeiss is an elementary school boy with an enormous hingedick, he'd love that.
Zeiss Manifold: why are you taking this out on me all of a sudden
Zeiss Manifold: YOU ARE HERE OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL
Zeiss Manifold: IN DONGLAND
Delcat: YOU BROUGHT US THESE HORRORS, YOU STARTED THE NIGHTMARE
InkWeaver: She said Ms. Aki would punish you in the butt. Going by Ono logic, what i said is the logical alternative.
InkWeaver: guys, I just figured it out.
InkWeaver: This short manga is supposed to be a heartwarming tale of how one teacher comes into her own cumdumpster confidence.
Delcat: Really? That seems like a Sisyphan effort, but go on.
InkWeaver: By the end, we'll be d'awwing and anime blushing.
InkWeaver: and... growing GIANT HINGEDICKS
InkWeaver: AS PART OF ONO'S PLAN
Delcat: AAAH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME

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Zeiss Manifold: YIPPIE-KI-AYYYYY
Zeiss Manifold: YIPPIE-KI-OHHHHHH
Zeiss Manifold: GHOST ONOS IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYY
InkWeaver: did you guys know 70% of statistics are made up on the spot?
InkWeaver: Also 98% of statistics are made up on the spot.
InkWeaver: 30% of those are also made up on the spot.
Delcat: no seriously this is suggesting some seriously worrying things about Ono's past
InkWeaver: Aaaand this manga is making me look back on all my elementary school teachers and analyze everything that could've suggested pedophiliac tendencies.
Delcat: I WAS HOMESCHOOLED FOR ELEMENTARY GUYS THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING
InkWeaver: YOUR MOM AND DAD --.... EW EW EW EW
Zeiss Manifold: SHOCK
Zeiss Manifold: I think mine all invited the "good touch/bad touch" puppet lady in a few too many times.
InkWeaver: I love the watermark projections of little girl vag and little boy peen in the top panel.
Delcat: just my mom, if it had been my father I would be slicing chunks of flesh off my body to distract from the agonizing mental images
Delcat: You know...this reminds me of a song.
InkWeaver: ...it does? I'm afraid.
Zeiss Manifold: Let's all sing along!
Delcat: Picture yourself in a class in a schoolroom
With slutty TAs and banana-shaped boobs
Zeiss Manifold: Suddenly Ono is there in the classroom, he think's that your teacher's a n00b.
Delcat: Thin condom wrappers of yellow and green
Spread out all over the floor

Delcat: Look for the girl with no balls to her dick and she's gone
Delcat: *two, three, four*
Delcat: DICKGIRL IN THE SKY-Y WITH TESTES
Delcat: DICKGIRL IN THE SKY-Y WITH TESTES
Delcat: DICKGIRL IN THE SKY-Y WITH TESTES
Delcat: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAh
InkWeaver: YEAH, I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN
Zeiss Manifold: =D

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Delcat: oh man this is doing nothing for the poor second-grader lying on the cot in the corner with the 'flu
Delcat: "Hey, you want some lukewarm jizz?"
"*HOORK*"
InkWeaver: Oh god oh god Bible Black flashbacks
Zeiss Manifold: "Did you bring twooo blowjobs to schooool?"
Delcat: At least someone looks suitably horrified.
InkWeaver: I wonder if she's gonna have them jizz on poor Ms. Haruka
InkWeaver: Oh god
Delcat: And all the children laughed and played to see a slut in school.
InkWeaver: WHY ARE HER EYEBROWS CRAWLING OFF OF HER FACE
InkWeaver: All in all you're just
InkWeaver: Another dick in the wall
Delcat: WE DON'T NEED NO SEX EDUCATION
InkWeaver: WE DON'T NEED NO DICK CONTROL
Delcat: NO TOO-TIGHT COCKRINGS IN THE CLASSROOM
Delcat: TEACHER LEAVE OUR BALLS ALONE
Delcat: HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THEM BALLS ALONE!
Zeiss Manifold: "IF YA DON'T EAT YOUR SPERM, YA CAN'T HAVE ANY BUTTPLUGS! HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY BUTTPLUGS IF YA DON'T EAT YER SPERM!"
Zeiss Manifold: This page makes so much more sense if you just assume it's the cocks that are doing all the talking.
InkWeaver: Do they wiggle and leak semen as they talk?
Delcat: Yeah, those poor kids are just along for the ride.

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Zeiss Manifold: SAVAGE, UNTAMED DICKS
Delcat: ON THE OPEN PRAIRIE
InkWeaver: ZEISS
InkWeaver: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Delcat: Actually, untamed dicks were driven to extinction in the early 1800's due to overcunting. It's sad, really.
InkWeaver: Oh give me a home
InkWeaver: Where the little boy dicks roam
InkWeaver: and the balls and the futa-girls plaaaay
Delcat: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
Delcat: like OH MY GOD THEY'RE LIKE TEN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK SICK BITCHES
Zeiss Manifold: and the balls are not clogged up all dayyyyyyyyyy
Delcat: And the piiiiiiss is not cloudy all daaaaaay
Zeiss Manifold: BEAT YOU TO IT
Delcat: AW, MAAAAN
InkWeaver: Oh is that how the rest of it goes
InkWeaver: I never knew the rest of the lyrics!
Zeiss Manifold: It's mostly about beating the Irish, IIRC.
Delcat: I can never get over the sheer amount of cum in these things. You'd think they'd have trickled dry ages ago.
InkWeaver: Nope, they're spring fed.
Zeiss Manifold: okay you two have been hogging the filking so i'm gonna go one solo
Zeiss Manifold: PUT YOUR UNTAMED COCKS ON ME BABE
Zeiss Manifold: PUT YOUR HINGEDICKS TO MY HE~AD
Zeiss Manifold: LAY YOUR SPACE-AGE DONG TO MINE, LOVE
Zeiss Manifold: FREAK OUT IN AN ONO DICKDREAM, OH YEEEAH

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Delcat: I...I'm not sure I even want to touch the implications here, seriously. I am really, REALLY hoping that incest is just a knee-jerk squick for him.

Wasn't there an incest party in a side story to one of the Anal Justices?

Spoiler:

WHAT IS THE TRUE REASON BEHIND ONO'S NEUROSES? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW

Haha, 98% of teachers are pedophiles, huh? Does the comic really end right there or are you missing a few pages?

You made me think Zeiss was back.

Necrophilia hurts.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

You made me think Zeiss was back.

Necrophilia hurts.

What she said. I have a sad.

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SEE I TOLD YOU FUCKS NECROPOSTING SUCKS

heh that rhymed