I was musing in the Gainerfur thread about the line between sexual fetish and dangerous obsession, and Mafi mentioned that we could use an excessive bodybuilding thread, preferably focusing on someone named Malodrax. I idly Googled, expecting some beefhead with muscles like veiny watermelons, and was suddenly plunged into a world of undefinable weirdness.
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- Anyway...
Yes I made a sex doll years ago out of articles of clothing during a christmas break.
Yes I taped pictures of faces from magazines onto the doll and i would change the faces for variety
Yes i put perfume on it
Yes I fapped with it
Yes i piss in bottles and toss them on buildings
Yes i did/do other unique things that I won't mention here
And that's only the tip of the iceberg, folks.As suggested,
Malodrax is a bodybuilder. At first glance, he seems to have a reasonable body as opposed to the kind of grotesque overpumping I was thinking about to begin with, so he's normal, right? You would think that, until you start delving into his posts.
First there's
Worst Date Ever FML, which either evidences the dangers of not having piss bottles on hand or one man's devotion to making up complex scatological lies. In either case, we're treated to downright horrifying MS Paint illustrations of a sad stick man with a comically oversized erection trying to keep from pissing and shitting himself and failing miserably.
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- Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and
****... I had to take take a sh!t really badly... and I also had to
take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't
bring my pee bottles with me to the date)
Well, at least that's well-advised. I believe it was Aunt Agatha who gave us the helpful rhyme of "If with this girl true love is to be/Don't bring your piss bottles until date three".
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- I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at
least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her
floor....
The turd wouldn't ****ing dissolve... and the damn bish was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....
I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol
she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!
(snip)
I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the
door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing
with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi
dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet,
and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so ****ing
embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her
mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting
to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my
best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up
the mess or she's calling the cops.
You know, I've been looking forward to rejoining the dating world once I go away to college this fall. On second thought, though, I think I'm going to become a nun. Or actually, maybe a monk. A Tibetan monk living a billion miles away from everyone and their horrible uncontrolled shitting.
Well, that certainly was a horrible date. But did we learn anything from it?
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- All of this could have ****ing been prevented if I had just brought
my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in
me.. I have to go and **** in her bathtub???? This is ****ing retarded
(yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well
**** that... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also
prevents epic disaters like this one....
This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I
would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the
bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none
of this would have happened.
Yyyyeah, I WAS going to go the "maybe pissing like a normal person is a good thing" route, but I guess the real moral here is that toilets are evil, you're right.
On his
blog and
another thread, the bizarre, creepy tale of a homemade sex doll emerges:
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- I remember it being such a thrill to literally create a mock human
being that you could then fuck to no end anytime you wanted.... to take
clothing and bring forth arms, legs, breasts, ass, vag and so on... it
was so exhilarating and oddly funny at the same time. The actual
masturbation enhancement component was actually only icing on the cake;
the major motivating factor for creating that doll was to satisfy my
creative appetite and to challenge myself....Heck think of it as a
craft; did any of you guys make crafts when you were younger? did you
ever feel the need to be creative? Of course you did! The only
difference is that my craft actually had some utility: It made
masturbation more enjoyable!
The staff at Vibrator Company would love this guy.
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- So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing
for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it
my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic.
I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with
said lulz as I do them.
Now to all the people who think that
my actions are "crazy" and "serial killer esque"... I need you to ask
yourself this question: Why does making a sex doll out of clothing for
fun, creativity and challenge, make me "crazy" or a "future killer".
The answer to that question is: it doesn't. There is no coherent
explanation to back up any absurd conclusions that my making of this
sex doll means I'm psychotic. It may be different or atypical but
harmless and luly nonetheless
Methinks the lad doth protest too much. I mean, that's just the feeling I get. Y'know...the whole "claiming an elaborate ragdoll sex toy you made and admitted to masturbating with frequently is just for teh lulz" thing. Just a thought.
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- With my face pic and sex doll pics posted, I HAVE to post my story to
show that there was some artistic motivation for those pics (and that
it wasn't just me ****ing my doll and taking pics (oh and btw.. I
wasn't ****ing it... just depicting scenes... keep in mind there was no
nudity)). If I don't post it then those pics are just going to
circulate the web and make me look more creepy than I actually am.
****ing hell the pics were made a long time ago and they were part of a
recreational short story I was making; it was going to have profound
thematic content and symbolisms and it was going to express some of my
own personal perspectives and views. I wanted to post my short story
for the misc, but the mods wouldn't let me (because some of the pics
were too explicit). So I was thinking of getting rid of all of the
offensive pics, cleaning it up a bit, and then posting it. Well this
*** da santos hacked into my photobucket and posts all the pics along
with my one or two face pics in my photobucket... he ruins the
story....reveals my face and makes me look a lot creepier than I
actually am.
Yeah, it's funny how those deep, deep symbolic pictures of you pseudo-fucking a doll look kind of bad out of context. As a side note, I know Photobucket is notoriously inconsistent about which porn pictures they delete and which they don't, but I really don't blame them on this one. If I had been on mod duty that day, I would have just stared at this stuff in absolute silence for four minutes and then pretended I never saw it too.
Other exploits include Maladrox spouting pseudo-science against atheism (seriously, there are like seven anti-atheist threads in a row on there), asking women for dating advice, and encouraging hate and paranoia against transsexuals.
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- Obiously because there is evidence that homos (gays/lesbos) can't help
their orientation, we should all accept them as equals and treat them
in a non-discriminating manner. But what about trannies? It's there
choice to change their gender isn't it? Even if they have "biological
imbalances" that make want to be the other gender, i think that they
can still be perfectly happy with themselves. I think its disgusting
that they would go to such lengths to change themselves.
IMO trannies deserve any discrimination they get.
Wow, any initial sympathy I had for you because of your psychological issues just melted like an off-brand Popsicle, buddy. GG.
There's plenty of weirdness to pick at here, so I won't hog it all--
here's a list of his posts, and
here's his YouTube account, in which he acts like a massive prick to people in the name of "breaking down social anxiety", better known as "I have issues so I think I can get away with being a massive prick". Go nuts, kids. It's kind of the theme of the day.
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