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Zeiss Manifold: I thought Martin Short left SNL years ago.
Delcat: ...*handraise* Um, I hated her? And I know other people that did? Do I...do we not count?
InkWeaver: Politics are full of gaffes.
InkWeaver: Basically, politics are full of people accidentally letting their real selves shine through.
InkWeaver: Awesome!
Delcat: Toothless, again. Maybe Icke was right and they're all lizard people.
InkWeaver: It looks like she's got a piece of fruit there instead of teeth.
Zeiss Manifold: "What we currently know of her life"? What, was she exiled to Bhutan after the election?
Delcat: That Saturday Night Live clip really should just be entitled "In Which Someone Does Not Understand the Joke Is on Them".
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Zeiss Manifold: With special guest Colin Powell Deinotherium.
Delcat: "Also, someone cut the tip off my thumb, and it's pretty agonizing. Medic?"
Zeiss Manifold: Panel 3: Stay classy, Bluewater.
Delcat: Panel 2: The macromanual epidemic spreads...
Zeiss Manifold: It really looks like that guy's copping a feel in that panel.
InkWeaver: Obama has the shit-eatingest grin on his face in the last panel.
InkWeaver: Bias, anyone?
Delcat: Are they in a dust storm or something? They're less squinting and more imitating Brock.
Zeiss Manifold: Plus, there's the word "niggling" stitting comfortably right next to him. Draw your own conclusions, folks.
Delcat: Those aren't clouds behind him, they're plumes of steam rising from this festering pile of bullshit.
Delcat: I think she gave back the faces, but kept the eyes. THEY'RE ALL BLIND, EVERY ONE OF THEM
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Zeiss Manifold: Even the comic is struggling not to blurst out that Palin is a joke by this point.
InkWeaver: Why is it that she's putting ketchup and mustard on hot dogs still on the pan?
InkWeaver: Don't you do that after you put them in the bun?
Delcat: Must...not...make...comparison...of hot dogs...to dongs...
InkWeaver: Her head is so large. WHY.
Delcat: Yeah, I guess she's as slow at hot dogs as she is at everything else.
Delcat: Wow, she did an interview in front of a helpless animal being killed, I bet that won over a LOT of liberals.
InkWeaver: YAY SLAUGHTER
InkWeaver: ISN'T THIS NICE
Delcat: Meat, here, basically. Meat is the theme.
Zeiss Manifold: I have only one more thing to add to this, and that is:
Zeiss Manifold: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Delcat: Now I'm all hungry.
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Zeiss Manifold: Palin is Ann Coulter's mom?....This explains a lot.
Delcat: Iiiiis there any joke we can make here without KelinciHutan making angry faces at us?
InkWeaver: I must say, on the surface, this comic is a lot more neutral than I expected.
Zeiss Manifold: Uh...the faces still look weird?
InkWeaver: Is that really what Bristol's baby's father looks like?
InkWeaver: He's... scary.
Delcat: What, you didn't know she was knocked up by Geraldo?
Delcat: Dude. His butt. ...goes nowhere.
Zeiss Manifold: His thigh is missing.
Zeiss Manifold: And Bristol is still pregnant despite giving birth.
Delcat: Seriously, either he is in the most awkward position ever, or he has NO BUTT.
Delcat: Is...is he a naga D:
Delcat: IS SNAPESNOGGER INVOLVED IN THIS D:
Delcat: Wait, no, I guess if that was the case, HE'D be the one giving birth.
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Delcat: Um...are we ever going to...I don't know EXPLAIN THE MAGIC HALLUCINATION CRICKET
InkWeaver: EITHER EVERYONE LIED ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME EVER
InkWeaver: OR
InkWeaver: SHE IS TOTALLY A DUMBFUCK AT TIMES LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON
Delcat: WHY IS THERE A CRICKET
Delcat: WHYYYY
InkWeaver: SO FROM THE PRO-AMERICA PARTS OF THE NATION AND THE ANTI-AMERICAN PARTS OF THE NATION
InkWeaver: I SAY TO YOU
Delcat: I like that your opinion on Palin apparently makes you pro- or anti-America. SHE IS ALL THAT THIS COUNTRY IS.
InkWeaver: THAT MY EYE IS SUDDENLY SUPER CROOKED
InkWeaver: OH GOD
InkWeaver: IT IS SLIDING OFF MY FACE
InkWeaver: BREAK
InkWeaver: BREAK
InkWeaver: COMMERCIAL BREAK HELP
Delcat: *TEST SIGNAL*
Zeiss Manifold: BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS
Delcat: Man, how unbiased can he be if he has a GIANT SARAH PALIN POSTER ON HIS WALL
Zeiss Manifold: Big White Cocks.
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Zeiss Manifold:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Delcat: ...that's it? That's IT? WHAT ABOUT THE CRICKET?!
InkWeaver: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
InkWeaver: "Hey man did you color or really touch up the last page at all? I know it was just some sketches of Palin we threw in "
Delcat: Good God, she looks DEAD. Are they putting lipstick on a bulldog or lipstick on a cadaver?
Zeiss Manifold: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]InkWeaver: "ooooh yeeeeeeeeah I -- oh god no whatever who even cares, I mean look at this shit"
Delcat: Oh, so THAT'S what she was pointing at with her hideous misshapen thumb--her super-deformed clone.
Delcat: God, Zeiss, my brains are leaking out my eyes. Is it over?
Zeiss Manifold: Oh, the true hilarity is just around the corner.
InkWeaver: O_O
InkWeaver: hwat.
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Zeiss Manifold: 3...
Zeiss Manifold: 2...
Zeiss Manifold: 1...
Zeiss Manifold: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]InkWeaver: OMFG
InkWeaver: CONSERVAPEDIA IS ON THIS LIST
InkWeaver: AND FOXNEWS.COM
Delcat: There. There isn't a SINGLE NON-INTERNET SOURCE.
Zeiss Manifold: Half the list is Wikipedia.InkWeaver: oh
InkWeaver: my
InkWeaver: GOD
InkWeaver: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU --
Zeiss Manifold: They just didn't care.
InkWeaver: I think the guys they got to do this were like FUCK IT.
Delcat: :headshot:
Delcat: And you know what, though? You know what?
InkWeaver: WHAT
Delcat: I would have done the EXACT SAME THING.
Delcat: Hell, I wouldn't even have done that.
Delcat: I would have made shit the fuck up and then the bibliography page would just be FUCK IT.
Delcat: And a picture of a dog humping a leg.
InkWeaver: LMFAO.
Delcat: Preferably a mastiff of some sort, but a rottweiller would work as well.
Zeiss Manifold: I think...the comic just teacupped us.
Delcat: I think the comic just
teabagged us.
Delcat: I certainly smell hairy Republican balls, at least.
InkWeaver: I gotta call the teabagged helpline.
InkWeaver: FUCK, why does the operator sound like Jiminy Cricket?!
Delcat: God, he didn't even bother to...LOOK AT THE GOOGLE IMAGES LINK HE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO REMOVE FRAME
InkWeaver: ?!?!?!
InkWeaver: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Delcat: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
Zeiss Manifold: They did use a reference for the moose, though. I think.
Delcat: I'm done, guys. I'm DONE. SQUASH THE CRICKET, I AM
DONE.
InkWeaver: I LOVE THESE PEOPLE
InkWeaver: FOREVER
InkWeaver: FOR MAKING EDWARD LOOK LIKE SOLOMON GRUNDY
InkWeaver: AND FOR HALF-ASSING THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS
InkWeaver: HONESTLY, I THINK THEY KNOW IT'S FUCKING RICOCKULOUS
Zeiss Manifold: The back cover is a picture of Michelle Obama as The Venus Flytrap in
The Secret Life Of Plants, and that's the end. Your thoughts?
Delcat: MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING
Delcat: AND I THINK MY HAND IS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD NOW
InkWeaver: I
InkWeaver: need
InkWeaver: sleep
InkWeaver: SARAH PALIN MAKES ME SLEEPY
Delcat: NO INKY! NO! SHE'LL STEAL YOUR FACE!
InkWeaver: she'll only steal my face if i reveal an emotion to her
Zeiss Manifold: SHE'LL SHOOT YOUR FACE FROM A PLANE
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