Man who raped rabbit charged with animal cruelty

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Abel Aguirre, 38, of Chelsea was convicted yesterday of animal
cruelty for having sex with his roommate’s rabbit, the Suffolk County
District Attorney’s Office said. He faces up to 2 years in the House of
Correction and a $2,500 fine at sentencing today.

Aguirre assaulted the rabbit June 1, 2008, district attorney
spokesman Jake Wark said. Aguirre’s roommate told investigators she
came home and found blood and clumps of rabbit fur on the bathroom
floor and a claw belonging to the bunny. In Aguirre’s room, she found a
used condom with rabbit fur on it. The rabbit was injured and bleeding.

Damn. I don't even like animals that much in general, but what sort of sick fuck does that? For fuck's sake that has to have been so painful to that animal.
I wish he would have gotten more than just two years... hell, you can get more years in prison for infringing copyright on videos and DVDs than he got for raping and essentially torturing this poor creature...

I blame Playboy.

That's not a Bunny Ranch at all!

How is this even... physically... why???

The WTF factor of this story is off the charts. It sounds like a subplot from a really bad furry fic.

I'VE GOT IT! Ok, so this man, he doesn't get out much and he hears other guys lustfully talking about "Playboy Bunnies"... so he goes to see what all the fuss is about! It's all just a tragic misunderstanding!




...please?

Oh God, what WAS it I was reading it in...it was a book about Poland during WWII, and I'm pretty sure it was factual, but I can't recall, and it was from the POV of an orphan boy. It included a family that raised rabbits, and the father buggered them on a regular basis, especially one special long-haired white one. It described them bleeding and squealing and it MUST have been based on reality because I remember wondering what kind of sick bastard would do that and...yeah. Yeah. Wow.

...what the hell was that book?

This sounds like it started with a LOT of alcohol, continued when someone said "Hey, I bet you can't have sex with that rabbit," and ended with a mixture of sweat and shame.

Also, the rabbit was clearly asking for it. All walking around with no clothes on all of the time.

Also also, who decides to have sex with a rabbit, but to use a condom?

Delcat wrote:

Oh God, what WAS it I was reading it in...it was a book about Poland during WWII, and I'm pretty sure it was factual, but I can't recall, and it was from the POV of an orphan boy. It included a family that raised rabbits, and the father buggered them on a regular basis, especially one special long-haired white one. It described them bleeding and squealing and it MUST have been based on reality because I remember wondering what kind of sick bastard would do that and...yeah. Yeah. Wow.

...what the hell was that book?

I fear a google search of "book about fucking rabbits" would yield terrible results.

Wait, I want to change my response.

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also also, who decides to have sex with a rabbit, but to use a condom?

That's actually a good question. A rabbit can't get pregnant by a human, and our species probably don't share any STDs, either.

Lady Anne wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also also, who decides to have sex with a rabbit, but to use a condom?

That's actually a good question. A rabbit can't get pregnant by a human, and our species probably don't share any STDs, either.

Zoonosis.

Delcat wrote:

Oh God, what WAS it I was reading it in...it was a book about Poland during WWII, and I'm pretty sure it was factual, but I can't recall, and it was from the POV of an orphan boy. It included a family that raised rabbits, and the father buggered them on a regular basis, especially one special long-haired white one. It described them bleeding and squealing and it MUST have been based on reality because I remember wondering what kind of sick bastard would do that and...yeah. Yeah. Wow.

...what the hell was that book?

The only book about a Polish orphan I can think of is The Painted Bird by Kosiński, but I don't remember rabbits.  The Wiki article doesn't really describe the book at all and I can't seem to find a summary on line, so I have no idea.

Let's make finding this rabbit rape book our top priority.

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Man who raped rabbit charged with animal cruelty

As opposed to what - forgery? Regicide?

Lady Anne wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also also, who decides to have sex with a rabbit, but to use a condom?

That's actually a good question. A rabbit can't get pregnant by a human, and our species probably don't share any STDs, either.

There's also the fact that there's less pleasure in using a condom: like a straight-jacket I tells ya. A total waste in a good bunny.

[This guy is a sick fuck, joking aside. Too many screenings of Space Jam, I assume.]

Seule wrote:

... why???

Maybe he believed the whole having sex with animals cures aids myth? Although it still doesn't explain why he found the condom necessary... I'm pretty sure it has to be unprotected sex so you can pass the infection over.

Also, how long do you think it took the room mate to come to the conclusion that the rabbit had been raped? - even with that evidence, I don't think it would occur to me.

Ellym wrote:

Seule wrote:

... why???

Maybe he believed the whole having sex with animals cures aids myth? Although it still doesn't explain why he found the condom necessary... I'm pretty sure it has to be unprotected sex so you can pass the infection over.

WHAT THE SHIT.

Soylent Green wrote:

The only book about a Polish orphan I can think of is The Painted Bird by Kosiński, but I don't remember rabbits. The Wiki article doesn't really describe the book at all and I can't seem to find a summary on line, so I have no idea.

That's the one! Lemme see if I can Amazon that on up.

Spoiler:

That sure was more gruesome in memory :| Oh well, there you are. There's also a goatfucking scene a few pages later. 's a really good book, though.

Seule wrote:

Ellym wrote:

Seule wrote:

... why???

Maybe he believed the whole having sex with animals cures aids myth? Although it still doesn't explain why he found the condom necessary... I'm pretty sure it has to be unprotected sex so you can pass the infection over.

WHAT THE SHIT.

Well, the NSPCA in Johannesburg found it necessary to release the following statement:

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Johannesburg - The National Societies for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (NSPCA) says it is horrified at claims
that having sex with an animal prevents people from getting Aids. The
organisation says bestiality neither prevents Aids nor is it a cure for
the deadly disease.

In fairness, the article goes onto say that people (teenage boys) had said they were having sex with goats as while their prospective human partners were probably infected, the goats weren't. But evidently they were concerned that people considered sex with animals a cure. Also, wikipedia finds it necessary to explicitly state that sex with animals does not cure AIDS, so I can only assume that somewhere in the depths of the internet (and the human brain) people actually believe this...

Also, I can't believe that I still haven't done my holiday work or started the 3 essays due in this term, but am finding time to speculate on the motives of someone who raped a rabbit...

Seule wrote:

I'VE GOT IT! Ok, so this man, he doesn't get out much and he hears other guys lustfully talking about "Playboy Bunnies"... so he goes to see what all the fuss is about! It's all just a tragic misunderstanding!




...please?

Or else he has a very, very small penis.

But yeah, that's horrifying. I wonder if you can rehome a rabbit after that or if it's mercy-killed.

Ellym wrote:

Well, the NSPCA in Johannesburg found it necessary to release the following statement:

Quote :

Johannesburg - The National Societies for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (NSPCA) says it is horrified at claims
that having sex with an animal prevents people from getting Aids. The
organisation says bestiality neither prevents Aids nor is it a cure for
the deadly disease.

In fairness, the article goes onto say that people (teenage boys) had said they were having sex with goats as while their prospective human partners were probably infected, the goats weren't. But evidently they were concerned that people considered sex with animals a cure. Also, wikipedia finds it necessary to explicitly state that sex with animals does not cure AIDS, so I can only assume that somewhere in the depths of the internet (and the human brain) people actually believe this...

Some people also believe that sex with a virgin cures AIDS, so... you guessed it, they rape virgins, even little kids and babies, so they can have their AIDS 'cured'. Either that, or they're pedos who just want an 'excuse' for their actions...

Sheba wrote:

But yeah, that's horrifying. I wonder if you can rehome a rabbit after that or if it's mercy-killed.

I honestly don't see why a normal-sized penis wouldn't have killed it or so severely injured it that it had to be put down, so maybe this guy was... I don't know, smaller? It's just... horrifying, and to be honest I can't help but think that only a sadist would do something like this, knowing the pain that it evidently caused the rabbit. He couldn't have pretended that the animal 'consented' to this.

Malganis wrote:

Some people also believe that sex with a virgin cures AIDS, so... you guessed it, they rape virgins, even little kids and babies, so they can have their AIDS 'cured'. Either that, or they're pedos who just want an 'excuse' for their actions...

I'm gonna go with this explanation.

MY question is why he even bothered to use a condom. Was he worried the rabbit might get pregnant? People who fuck animals don't usually think too hard about the medical consequences of catching something.

Also, the 'sex with a virgin' myth in Africa was spread by Christianity.