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Wow. She is Melissa.

InkWeaver wrote:: Wow. She is Melissa.

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Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

InkWeaver wrote:: Wow. She is Melissa.

Except I'm not, and I frankly find it a little creepy that you all think so.

Your complete lack of perception in us comparing you (you know, not actually saying you're her, but saying you're a lot like her) just further proves our point.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

InkWeaver wrote:: Your complete lack of perception in us comparing you (you know, not actually saying you're her, but saying you're a lot like her) just further proves our point.

I still don't get it. What exactly the hell are you yammering about, and should I be concerned. That is all I am asking.

Just keep being yourself, Sheba. We love it.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

'Kay. Just to be sure though, you all know that I am not, never will be, and have at no point in the past ever been, Mellisa, right? There seemed to be confusion on that point.

Contributor Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 46

Sheba wrote:: 'Kay. Just to be sure though, you all know that I am not, never will be, and have at no point in the past ever been, Mellisa, right? There seemed to be confusion on that point.

That...that's got to be deliberate. Right?

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

myeerah wrote:

Sheba wrote:: 'Kay. Just to be sure though, you all know that I am not, never will be, and have at no point in the past ever been, Mellisa, right? There seemed to be confusion on that point.

That...that's got to be deliberate. Right?

What? You all honestly seemed to be actually confusing me with this Mellisa, and I really wanted to make sure no one actually is that ~~retarded~~ confused.

You know what, my bad. You're not Melissa.

You're Chris91. Trollface

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

Mae Bedlam wrote:: You know what, my bad. You're not Melissa.

You're Chris91.

WHIFF! Struck out!

Seriously, what is with you being all paranoid about alts?

They're not saying you're an alt. They're saying you're oblivious.

I don't think you're an alt, I just think you're Chris91's equally dense and equally unfunny twin sister Christina, if you catch my drift.

Sheba wrote:: Seriously, what is with you being all paranoid about alts?

BISTRO IS THAT YOU

You crack me up, little buddy! Join date : 2009-06-03

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Sheba wrote:: Seriously, what is with you being all paranoid about alts?

BISTRO IS THAT YOU

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME...LOLITA!

Mafiosa wrote:

Zeiss Manifold wrote:

Sheba wrote:: Seriously, what is with you being all paranoid about alts?

BISTRO IS THAT YOU

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME...LOLITA!

Oh, so you're accusing me now? What, am I not applying enough pressure to your e-peen? IS THAT RIGHT, QUAMP?

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

InkWeaver wrote:: They're not saying you're an alt. They're saying you're oblivious.

Ah. They might have just stated as much and not gotten all weird and freaked out about it.

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Sheba wrote:

InkWeaver wrote:: They're not saying you're an alt. They're saying you're oblivious.

Ah. They might have just stated as much and not gotten all weird and freaked out about it.

Not 'freaked out', more like 'sarcastic' and 'snarky'. And a bit of 'insulting', too.

You crack me up, little buddy! Join date : 2009-06-03

Malganis wrote:

Sheba wrote:

InkWeaver wrote:: They're not saying you're an alt. They're saying you're oblivious.

Ah. They might have just stated as much and not gotten all weird and freaked out about it.

Not 'freaked out', more like 'sarcastic' and 'snarky'. And a bit of 'insulting', too.

ON THE INTERNET?

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Quote :: IS THAT RIGHT, QUAMP?

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Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

Malganis wrote:

Sheba wrote:

InkWeaver wrote:: They're not saying you're an alt. They're saying you're oblivious.

Ah. They might have just stated as much and not gotten all weird and freaked out about it.

Not 'freaked out', more like 'sarcastic' and 'snarky'. And a bit of 'insulting', too.

Nah, comes across more as freaked out and paranoid. But anyyyyway. So yeah, crazy dude is crazy.

Sheba wrote:: Nah, comes across more as freaked out and paranoid WHY OF COURSE I'M NOT PROJECTING AT ALL

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Mae Bedlam wrote:

Sheba wrote:: Nah, comes across more as freaked out and paranoid WHY OF COURSE I'M NOT PROJECTING AT ALL

Not really. Why, do you think you're hearing my thoughts in your head? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Why if it isn't the person who thinks women should be 100% responsible for preventing their own rapes!

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Cyberwulf wrote:

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Why if it isn't the person who thinks women should be 100% responsible for preventing their own rapes!

Hi chick who wants to fuck dogs! *waves*

Sheba wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

Sheba wrote:: [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Why if it isn't the person who thinks women should be 100% responsible for preventing their own rapes!

Hi chick who wants to fuck dogs! *waves*

I reference something you actually said

You pull shit out of your ass based on my avatar

YOU ARE MELISSA

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