Flasher showing her boobs in the middle of traffic is hit

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An Invercargill woman literally stopped traffic when she flashed her breasts at motorists, causing a car to run into her.

Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, appeared before Judge David Holderness in
the Invercargill District Court yesterday charged with disorderly behaviour.

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Police prosecutor Sergeant Rob Mills said Dudfield had stood in the middle of the road flashing her breasts at passing motorists on September 27, but
the fun went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her.

Dudfield attempted to run from its path, but rolled over the bonnet, cracking the windscreen, he said. She had not suffered any injuries.

Does that count as being blinded by headlights?

She's lucky nobody wound up dead. Stupid woman.

I have this mental image of the car hitting her, her going over the bonnet, and winding up with her boobs pressed firmly against the windscreen.

If the driver had just been abreast of the situation, this wouldn't have happened.

People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse.

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Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what retards British retards call a hood?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what British retards call a hood?

Yes. Except had you looked closely, you'd have realised this was New Zealand: more of the world speaks our version of English than speaks yours.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse.

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Manny wrote:

Does that count as being blinded by headlights?

Everyone shut up, thread officially won.

Lexin wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Also, what's a bonnet? Is that what British retards call a hood?

Yes. Except had you looked closely, you'd have realised this was New Zealand: more of the world speaks our version of English than speaks yours.

Except it was British retards calling it a hood. Which is something they would have done if this happened in China.

ALSO, according to Wikipedia, Canada, Australia, England, and New Zealand have a combined population of 111,600,000. The USA has a population of 303,000,000. As such, more people speak English than they do whatever the hell it is you speak.

Spotty wrote:

Mikey wrote:

People who stand in middle of road get hit by cars. In other news, people who jump off of buildings fall, snow is cold, and Mally spams News with a bunch of lame stories that aren't news, aren't awful, and half of the time amount to nothing more than animal abuse.

And yet you responded. :spock:

Most of them I don't anymore. But this was extra special lame, and it would be rude of me to not respond to her probable trollery.

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Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that.

Mary Sue wrote:

Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that.

She's alive. One day, she'll come up with another way to die.

Whoops. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, but i don't see that happening.

Mary Sue wrote:

Not the most dignified way to die, I'll say that.

"Always wear clean underwear in case you're in a wreck. Or, hell, any underwear at all is a plus."