Don't know what to get your spouse for Christmas? How about a divorce?

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Stuck for Christmas gift ideas? Is your marriage or a friend's going through a rocky patch? How about a divorce voucher?

In an unusual take on the season of giving, a London law firm is offering Christmas gift vouchers for divorce advice.

The firm, Lloyd Platt & Company, which normally charges 325 pounds ($530) an hour, said it had been swamped with enquiries since it launched the vouchers early last week.

So far, more than 60 have been sold -- a snip at 125 pounds for a half hour session with a divorce lawyer.

"Oh honey, just what I've always wanted!"

"Dear, I'm doing this not because I don't love you, but because I need a way out of having to spend time with your parents."

Wow - most solicitors round here let you have the first half hour initial consultation for free... I guess these bad boys must be leaders in the field or something.

Raine wrote:

"Dear, I'm doing this not because I don't love you, but because I need a way out of having to spend time with your parents."

Don't give my husband any ideas. If you don't hear from me after Dec, 25, I've been consumed in apocalyptic conflagration of egos somewhere between the salmon tarts and the panettone slice.

I knew a guy who always had a timely spat with the girlfriend around St. Valentine and made up shortly after. We've sorted the problem by pretending that horrid celebration does not exist or at least regard us.

Eastenders already did a 'surprise Christmas divorce' storyline many years ago. Truth In Television?