| The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:35 pm | |
| We've had entirely too much backbiting and sniping at each other lately. Let's make fun of bad fanfics instead. Like this one. We begin with Wolverine struggling with his sexuality as he tries to fall asleep. Wolverine was straight. He was certain of it. Well almost. There was that one time when he壇 been imagining Jean and Scott had sort of slipped in to his daydream but that was natural. He was her husband. They should be together. In real life the pair were practically inseparable. And if he admired Scott痴 muscular frame, so what? The man looked good. He was just appreciating it. Not lusting for it.'...I like chicks, Bub. Not guys.' He wasn稚 normally so careless though. If you ignored the fact that he was far to busy concentrating on what Bobby was doing and that fact that his stomach dropped to his boots when the ice wielding mutant smiled at him in that carefree, 祖atch me if you can・attitude. He groaned at the feeling of his cock stirring. It was just Jean. She壇 just walked past and the smell of her perfume was arousing him; nothing to do with Bobby and his lazy smile in the heat of battle. He turned over and endeavoured to sleep.Denial, it seems, ain't just an Egyptian river. Something is off when he awakes, however: Scott! What was the man doing in his room? Perhaps it was a dream. A nightmare. He felt a sharp pain in his arm. He jerked but his arm moved little. He was handcuffed to the bed. His bed. His adamatium bed; created because he broke the last one during one of his nightmares. Unbreakable as were the handcuffs. Adamatium as well. Why had they tied him to his own bed? Perhaps he壇 had another nightmare. The pain in his arm still throbbed. That was strangePoor guy just can't catch a break. First he's turning bi for Scott and Bobby of all people, and then he comes to and the objects of his lust, have him cuffed to the bed. Naked. Blindfolded. And somehow they did this without him waking up once, despite the fact that he could probably hear them down the hall, and smell them in his room. The blue furred creature spoke up again. Wolverine tried to open his eyes. He blinked. They were open. He must be blindfolded. His mind frantically tried to piece together the information but it wasn稚 working. He was concentrating on the conversation around him as well. Beast had continued speaking, 滴is healing factor will be neutralised so should he use his 祖laws・he will experience pain that will not subside as usual・Another voice chimed in, Bobby痴. 展e can稚 stand here forever. We致e all got places to be・
Oh, they also seem to have temporarily Cured him such that what happens next hurts all the worse. Hint: they rape him. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] 'They' here means 'Cyclops, Iceman, Collosus, Gambit and Beast'. Wolverine saw Colossus move towards his head. His mind clouded with fear and heart pounding in his ears, he watched the man change into his organic steel form and remove his boxer briefs releasing the straining cock inside. He positioned himself under Logan痴 head and drew the frightened man痴 mouth to his weeping cockThat poor rooster! Trapped in a huge sweaty Russian's boxers all day, struggling to be free, only to be shoved into a hairy man's mouth! So sad! Without warning a barrage of cum came down his throat as Piotr ejected his juice silently and Logan struggled to swallow it down so that he could breatheFinished puking, Piotr wiped his mouth and silently vowed to never try and mix OJ with grape juice ever again. Oh wait.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] But yeah, Iceman finishes, then Gambit has a turn, and then... Logan felt something really large at his entrance. Beast!Christ, Hank! I've heard of fisting someone, but...I don't even think there's a word for what you're trying to do! The pain was intense and he could feel his anus tearing. Beast tore into Logan痴 hole with ferocity that none had seen in him before. 'I don't get it, he's usually so gentle about it that you'd never even notice the little tears!' One last insult as all that he had to remember. 鉄ex slave. You池e ours now, 'and then they were gone. And once again Logan was alone in his bed. He was straight. Wasn稚 he?"I fuck, who I wanna fuck!" So yeah...What the Christ. | |
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magic hi Guest
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:38 am | |
| Well I know when I get gang raped I question my sexuality. |
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Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:29 am | |
| I feel a more in character Wolverine would have bitten Collosus's cock right off. And then growled an insult featuring the word 'bub'. But then arguably if any of them were in character there would be no gang rape to start with and this whole fic would never have existed in the first place. Nice snark. | |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:14 am | |
| Bright yellow text on dark blue background. Block paragraphs of doom. Courier font. I haven't even read this thing yet and already my eyes are bleeding! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Trioculus Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : State of Utter Confusion
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:17 am | |
| I think Wolverine is overrated, and I'm sick of seeing him in every other issue of anything Marvel publishes, but even he doesn't deserve this badfic. | |
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Miss Prince Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:01 am | |
| For some reason the copy/paste job has sprinkled random kanji through the text. Am I the only one seeing this? | |
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Shingzyl Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:18 am | |
| Good snarking, I couldn't pass up poking fun at the tripe as well. XD - Quote :
- He let out a sigh and one of the voices said “Look he’s stirring”
So, were the Gangbangers just standing around, waiting for Logan to wake up? - Quote :
- Logan could feel his throbbing erection in his back (snip)
You're doing it wrong, Bobby. - Quote :
- Bobby gasped “I’m nearly there” and in a flash Remy was on Logan’s back his boxers off and his cock sticking up a bank.
Bolding is mine. | |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:42 am | |
| - Miss Prince wrote:
- For some reason the copy/paste job has sprinkled random kanji through the text. Am I the only one seeing this?
Nope. Me, too. | |
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Sheba Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:47 am | |
| Damn, I thought it was only my computer. My brother did...something, I'm not sure what, and now at times punctuation comes out as kanji. Anyone have a clue what he screwed up and how to fix it? | |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 39 Location : Taking that picture...
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:46 pm | |
| Wolverine is almost fucking IMPOSSIBLE to kill. He'd fucking kick his rapist's asses to hell.
Apart from that, Wolverine is not that attractive. Who the hell would want to TRY to rape him?
God, I've never seen him so freaking out of character. | |
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TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:53 pm | |
| - Shingzyl wrote:
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- Bobby gasped “I’m nearly there” and in a flash Remy was on Logan’s back his boxers off and his cock sticking up a bank.
Bolding is mine. "Freeze, or I'll blow your head off!"? - Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
- Apart from that, Wolverine is not that attractive.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Um. | |
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InkWeaver Harriet Tubman
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : Home of the peanuts.
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:13 pm | |
| God, Wolverine is so ugly with his intense eyes and rugged beard and sculpted chest and...
you know attractiveness is subjective but DAYUMN (also Harley writes robot porn - I hate to bring that up, but is she really the best judge of this) | |
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Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:21 pm | |
| Actually, I agree with Harley on this one. He's always been one of the least attractive, least cool, most overhyped of all the X-Men to me. I don't get why he's so popular. He's just so graceless and skanky. Like, I imagine he smells really bad up close. | |
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Seule My Mescaline
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 31 Location : Tea & Castle Land
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:42 pm | |
| A..are we all looking at the same picture? 'Cause [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:45 pm | |
| Hugh Jackman and Wolverine are not the same person! And I still don't find him that attractive in the films, even though I do dig the hairy chest. | |
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Rabid Badger And This is Why I Need Medication
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| Sheba's right; given his hyper-aware senses, there's no way in hell they'd be able to sneak up on him. He'd smell the phermones and hear them coming before they even left their rooms, know what they were up to, and kick their collective asses.
I'm apparently in the minority; I've always liked Logan. And that was long before I ever saw the Hugh Jackman version. But then, I have a thing for guys with body hair, so what do I know? | |
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rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:03 am | |
| - Rabid Badger wrote:
- But then, I have a thing for guys with body hair, so what do I know?
The same thing I do. I've always found him to be particularly nommable. I could go into the many reasons I really like the character, but it would go traipsing into the land of Teal Deer and isn't likely to change any minds. I wish he wasn't such a popular character so I wouldn't see so many shitfics about him. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:30 am | |
| - Fitchsticks wrote:
- Hugh Jackman and Wolverine are not the same person! And I still don't find him that attractive in the films, even though I do dig the hairy chest.
You call that hairy? | |
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Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:15 am | |
| - Penguin wrote:
- Fitchsticks wrote:
- Hugh Jackman and Wolverine are not the same person! And I still don't find him that attractive in the films, even though I do dig the hairy chest.
You call that hairy? Well RELATIVELY. All the guys I've dated have been disappointingly smooth. | |
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Sarin Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-12-02 Age : 38 Location : The world's political arsehole.
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:15 am | |
| In the comics, Wolverine is usually drawn as fuck-ugly, not fuckable. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:24 am | |
| - Sarin wrote:
- In the comics, Wolverine is usually drawn as fuck-ugly, not fuckable.
He's also, like, a goddamn midget. | |
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Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:38 am | |
| Ooh! It's a girly slumber party. Let's see... I would rate movie Wolverine 5/10 (and have no experience with the comic version).
Now it's time for Marry Fuck Kill: comics Wolverine, movie Wolverine, Hugh Jackman. Make your choice. | |
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TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:22 am | |
| - Dr. Professor Science wrote:
- Ooh! It's a girly slumber party. Let's see... I would rate movie Wolverine 5/10 (and have no experience with the comic version).
Now it's time for Marry Fuck Kill: comics Wolverine, movie Wolverine, Hugh Jackman. Make your choice. Marry Hugh Jackman, fuck movie Wolverine, kill comics Wolverine. | |
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 39 Location : Taking that picture...
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:21 pm | |
| Hugh Jackman is admittedly sexy.
Wolverine is not.
I think they did that because Wolverine was already an Gary Stu what with all his popularity and recovery powers and I think he must have hooked up with just about every female character in the series by now.
But marry? I don't know, I don't think I'm into marrying right now. Not celebs anyway.
Fuck? Do you have ANY idea how desperate I am for a boyfriend right now?
Kill? I dunno. What would we be using? | |
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saeku Fapmaster
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: The Rape of Wolverine--'Sex slave. You're ours now' Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:41 pm | |
| - Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
- Hugh Jackman is admittedly sexy.
Wolverine is not.
I think they did that because Wolverine was already an Gary Stu what with all his popularity and recovery powers and I think he must have hooked up with just about every female character in the series by now.
But marry? I don't know, I don't think I'm into marrying right now. Not celebs anyway.
Fuck? Do you have ANY idea how desperate I am for a boyfriend right now?
Kill? I dunno. What would we be using? I'm guessing you'd rather fuck a real wolverine? | |
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