Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Six til twelve-thirty isn't even that extreme.

Sutremaine wrote:

Six til twelve-thirty isn't even that extreme.

I know... I sleep from 4:00 AM to 3:00 PM most days out of the week and I don't use my sleep schedule (uh, "biological clock") as an excuse for not getting stuff done.

I just blame other things

Jeez, when I first graduated and was still and unemployed I slept until about 4 or 5 in the afternoon most days. At least I could cop to the fact that I was lazy and not having a particular reason to get up meant that I would just not get up, I did not blame soda pop or Adult Swim for my failure.

Srsly, when he was rambling on about his biological clock in the comic I thought he was about actually sleeping in late, noon is pretty normal for a lazy shit with nothing better to do with his time.

WHY DID HE NEED TO HIGH KICK?! WHYYYYY?!

Though I have only a mild case of autism myself, I go to school with students who have more severe variants.

Believe me, Chris's behavior could be the result of autism and bad nurture. I know autistic people whose social skills are as hideous as Chris's, and it isn't their fault - it's the fault of their autism for warping their brains and their parents for being enablers. It's tremedously depressing. Here are some things I have witnessed in real life:

- An autistic student telling his Catholic classmates that they weren't Christians and were therefore going to hell. It turned out that he was parroting his bigoted father.
- An autistic student finding a girl's picture in a yearbook, imagining that he has fallen in love with her, tracking her down, and stalking her.
- An autistic student stabbing holes in walls, kicking doors, and throwing occupational therapy toys.
- An autistic student hurling a chair at a teacher. The kicker: the teacher had multiple sclerosis, and the damage her knee sustained from the chair-hurling incident caused her to have a flare-up.
- An autistic girl wearing black lace leggings with cargo pants.
- An autistic student not washing her hair for twenty days.
- An autistic student running out of the school in a screaming rage over a minor disciplinary action the teacher took against him.
- An autistic student developing homophobic attitudes because she doesn't like "girly things" (her autistic logic told her that lesbianism = girliness, and that tomboys like herself had to hate lesbians to be legit).
- Autistic students talking back to their teachers and even calling them names.
- An autistic student crying for an hour over the fact that her mother did not pack a dessert with her lunch.
- Autistic students telling racist jokes because they didn't understand that something funny could also be innapropriate.
- An autistic student getting so far into my personal space that I could feel his breath on my neck. He didn't even know that he was doing anything wrong.



All in all, Chris's bizarre behavior is pretty run-of-the-mill for an autistic person with bad parents.

The key words, though, are "bad parents". Chris is the perfect storm of failure caused by a million different terrible circumstances that is only accentuated by having a disability to blame all of his problems on and parents that enable him.

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- An autistic student hurling a chair at a teacher.

Oh hey, I've had this happen to me. Only it was a pre-k student. Little bastard threw that shit like he was in the MLB.

littledorrit wrote:

- An autistic student telling his Catholic classmates that they weren't Christians and were therefore going to hell. It turned out that he was parroting his bigoted father.

To be fair, that happens plenty even when Autism isn't a factor.

Yeah, I can pick several things off that list that I witnessed during my school career that came from "normal", "well-adjusted" students.

Just got around to actually listening to the call to Kacey's father, as opposed to just reading it. Has it been confirmed that Kacey's father is played by the same person as Alec Benson Leary? Their voices sound similar, especially when you compare the beginnings of the calls, and they both have a real knack for pwning Chris in every way imaginable.

Played by the same person? I... don't think Alec Leary is a pseudonym.

Chaltab wrote:

Played by the same person? I... don't think Alec Leary is a pseudonym.

If Alec Benson Leary is his real name, and he chose to associate it with the colossal waste of time (entertaining and witty as it is) known as Asperchu, then he's dumb as a house.

Mafiosa wrote:

The key words, though, are "bad parents". Chris is the perfect storm of failure caused by a million different terrible circumstances that is only accentuated by having a disability to blame all of his problems on and parents that enable him.

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- An autistic student hurling a chair at a teacher.

Oh hey, I've had this happen to me. Only it was a pre-k student. Little bastard threw that shit like he was in the MLB.

OUCH! I wouldn't have wanted to be in your shoes...or those of the guys who had to fix the hole in the wall that chair must have created.

I know I'm SUPPOSED to laugh but I just can't bring myself to give the comic that much respect.

It hurts. It HURTS.

Lysander wrote:

I just love how he rails against violence and gore, and then depicts a man being tortured to death with a drill by a child.

Yeah, he's such a charmer, isn't he?

Hey guys have you seen issue 10 yet?

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10

Chris tortures people, forces a child to commit murder, knocks down a building with people still inside of it (killing 150), and shatters someone's bones in the most grusomely horrific way imaginable. The comic makes it clear that Chrissy is in the right here...

For kids!

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Lovely and I did the do

I need scissors. 61!

Now you can play America's favourite game in glorious Flash. For best results, have one of his videos on in the background.

Just what is this doing in Fan Art? Sonichu is obviously an original piece of art and should be respected as such.

szaleniec wrote:

Now you can play America's favourite game in glorious Flash. For best results, have one of his videos on in the background.

Current high score 146,669...

Oh god, that game is so cruel.

Yay, I got a perfect kick.

Lurv wrote:

Oh god, that game is so cruel.

Yay, I got a perfect kick.

Hah, try beating 162,435, then... So did I...

Just Chipper wrote:

Just what is this doing in Fan Art? Sonichu is obviously an original piece of art and should be respected as such.

No. Just...no.

W00T! 162,137!

Lurv wrote:

Oh god, that game is so cruel.

Yay, I got a perfect kick.

Well, Chris-Chan's not exactly a candidate for sainthood either...

....and how much do you want to bet he himself secretly kicks other autistics when he thinks nobody's looking? For a guy who demands sensitivity from the rest of the world because of his autism, he sure as hell doesn't show much sensitivity to people himself.

Uh... autistic people often lack sensitivity towards other people because they can't read them and know what they would need.
I know, I'm one.
Which doesn't say anything about that guy, he could pretend in order to hide he's just a complete asshole.