Sometimes you don't need to know a fandom to recognize badfic. "Circus" - Teen Titans fic with bestiality and cervix penetration. NWS.

"Circus".

Okay, I admit that I know very, very little, next to nothing, about Teen Titans, but then again, sometimes you don't have to know ANYTHING about something when you are reading bad fanfiction about it.

Quick porn story set-up: the heroes/heroines have been captured by the bad guys. Sexual slavery results.

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Raven awoke to bright lights, the smell of antiseptic and cold metal against her back. Wait, where was her uniform?

At the dry-cleaner.

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Her eyes shot open and she was blinded by the lights.

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night...

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After her eyes adjusted, she looked down at herself. She was naked, strapped down to what seemed like a medical table. She looked around at the white walls to find metal cabinets, it was like a hospital. She looked to her right to see Starfire and Robin, still unconscious, in the same boat as her. ‘What happened?’ She asked herself, her mind was fuzzy. She vaguely remembered the tower’s alarm going off, someone had gotten in. The Hive. She remembered fighting Jinx, but then…nothing.

Looking around again she saw something that made her blood run cold in fear. Beside each of their “beds” were small metal tables with syringes and vials filled with liquids of different colors. There were also several salves. But what frightened her the most were the metal forceps on hers and Star’s. Their tables also held three large dildos and two butt-plugs. No way any of that would fit!

Obviously, she's never seen Goatse, then.

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Robin’s table held two vials, one syringe, two different salves, a leather strip, and a metal ring. Raven wondered what had happened to Beastboy and Cyborg.

Rape time for them too, honey.

Oh, but this is not just any rape... this is sexual bondage and bestiality-rape!

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Ring Leader chuckled as she dipped her hand into the salve. She started to rub the cold substance onto Raven’s nubs, massaging it in. Raven was frozen in fear and shock, even more so when her nipples began to perk and harden. What was going on?

RL put the salve back as Mal slid off her chest. The girl started to palm the superhero’s boobs, feeling, but she never touched the nipples. Raven became uncomfortable when her nipples started to feel warm; the warmth quickly spread throughout her body. She became flushed, suddenly feeling too warm. Gasping, beads of sweat started to form on her skin as RL pulled away.

“Well,” she said, “There’s the warm up, now for some fun.” She grabbed a syringe filled with a purple liquid. The snake held Raven’s arm as the liquid was injected. “Let’s see how long this takes.” Raven felt as if her veins were on fire, she felt pressure building between her legs and she rubbed them together, moaning at the friction as she felt something wet seep from her.

RL moved to Raven’s feet, lifting and strapping them into stirrups that Raven hadn’t even noticed. With her legs spread, her core was revealed; the cold air enveloped her moist heat, making her moan. “Guess that didn’t take long at all,” she said.

“Please,” Raven begged, she was so hot. The drug was fully taking effect; all she could think about was releasing the pressure in her lower regions.

Yes, that's right; Raven has been turned into an uncontrollable sex maniac. I admit I find this scenario just a wee bit sexy (uncontrollable need, that is), but what happens next... not sexy.

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RL poured several of the vials down Raven’s throat and injected her with the last two syringes. RL stood between the girl’s legs as she watched the effects unfold. Raven’s tits hardened more till RL was sure they were rock solid, but RL cared more about something else.

Uhhh... boobs do not become rocks. They don't 'harden' when a girl is aroused. They may become larger and firmer, but not exactly harden. Virgin, know-nothing author, please stop typing with one hand and step away from the keyboard.

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She looked to see the heroine’s pussy lips pulse more as her juices seemed to become thicker and were being secreted even more quickly. Raven was gasping, lust filling her eyes as she was on the brink, but she wasn’t allowed full release.

Pussy lips don't 'pulse', frankly.

Anyway, the only way Raven's spell- and drug-induced lust can be relieved is through sex with a well-endowed wolf:

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RL just grinned at him, before turning, “And now for the main event.” She led them to a slightly larger cell to see Raven in a slightly similar position as Star. Raven sagged against the far wall, unbound. Her legs spread, juices leaking down onto the floor where a puddle had been created. Raven was sweating gasping for breath, a collar around her neck and cuffs around her wrists. Her chest wasn’t as large as Star’s, but she too had an extra pair of nipples.

In the cell next to her a large grey and black wolf paced. He kept sniffing the air, smelling the girl in heat. The group could see that he was very excited. His cock was fully out of its sheath and it was big!

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“1foot 4 inches long, almost four inches thick; his knot is even bigger,” RL said a huge grin on her face.

And if you think that that thing would hit the womb... YOU'RE RIGHT. (You do not, however, win a prize for being right.)

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He placed his paws on her back mounting her. She screamed as he entered, pushing past her lips and breaking her hymen. He was so thick! And not even half of his length was inside her. She gritted her teeth as he started to thrust, getting deeper and deeper. When he was about ten inches in she felt him push past her cervix as he entered her womb.

Ow.

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When he was fully buried in her the pain started to ebb, and she felt extremely full.

No.

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She panted, more of her juices leaking out of her. The wolf began to thrust furiously, every thrust shooting pleasure up her spine. She started to scream and moan in pleasure uncontrollably as her climax approached.

She came with a scream, her cum pouring out of her overly filled pussy, and still the wolf kept going. Raven rested her head on the ground as he kept moving. She looked down to see the protruding outline of the wolf’s length in her stomach. Watching as it thrust in and out of her womb had her second climax building.

Now, if you thought that made no sense, this makes even less....

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She could feel his knot hitting her entrance with every thrust. She screamed in pain and pleasure when it pushed through her lips. She felt like she was flying, getting higher and higher as his knot entered her womb, creating a bump in her stomach, and started to enlarge.

Now, wait, a canine's knot is at the base of the penis. If what's at the base of his junk just entered her womb... where'd the rest of his dick go? Did he just break through her frickin' womb, or what?

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His thrusts got faster and more erratic, sending her over the edge for the second time. As her walls clamped around him, the wolf leaned up biting into her shoulder, marking her, as he shot his load into her awaiting womb. Raven groaned as she felt his hot seed fill her. She watched as his cum filled her womb and her stomach started to expand.

When he had finally emptied into her, she looked to be almost 8 months pregnant. The seed sloshed around in her womb as she shifted, the wolf’s knot still firmly in her pussy. She carefully lay down on her side, trying not to put pressure on her distended stomach, while at the same time trying not to pull from the wolf. The alpha lay down next to, licking his mate’s neck as she sighed. Her last thought as she drifted off to sleep was she never wanted his long length to leave her core.

Sooo... she never wants to walk or get up ever again? Whuhhat?

There's a third chapter, so take up your sporks and spork away, people!

Malganis wrote:

Uhhh... boobs do not become rocks.

They do, but it's called a mastitis and none of the premises for it are present in this scenario. Now I'm picturing Raven's customary pantyhose and cape with breastfeeding button-down flaps on the front.

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Her legs spread, juices leaking down onto the floor where a puddle had been created.

Between this and the rock-hard tits, it's high time for a trip to the gyno. I wonder if the ficthor would find it erotic in RL if his partner for the evening was leaking fluids all over the floor like the damn Exxon Valdez.

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Her chest wasn’t as large as Star’s, but she too had an extra pair of nipples.

TOLDYA. SEE. A. DOCTOR. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

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“1foot 4 inches long, almost four inches thick; his knot is even bigger,” RL said a huge grin on her face.

And if you think that that thing would hit the womb... YOU'RE RIGHT. (You do not, however, win a prize for being right.)

Cue the inevitable caliper part. My money's on the ficthor being a civilian engineer.
My money's also on the ficthor drawing a three-view sketch of the thing. With quotes. What the dickens is a 'knot', in this context?

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Some anatomically impossible activity

Now, if you thought that made no sense, this makes even less....

Indeed it doesn't.

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More anatomically impossible activity

Now, wait, a canine's knot is at the base of the penis. If what's at the base of his junk just entered her womb... where'd the rest of his dick go? Did he just break through her frickin' womb, or what?

Time to break out the old teenage mag question from the green board:

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"When a girl isn't a vergin anymore, can she still use tampons or will they get lost inside her body?"

If the concern expressed by the anonymous adolescent is real, Raven doesn't have to worry, she'll probably sneeze it in a month or two.

"Holy appetizers, Raven! What the hell is that? It looks like a..."
"Yeah, a..."
"...Hot dog?"

Oh Xenu, not my fandom. ;_;

There's not really anything for me to say about the horrible rape scenes that are horrible.

This author is so damn lazy, too, not even bothering to type out the name of hir OC. "RL did this, RL did that." Ugh.

*checks other chapters*

EUGH!

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Okay, I have decided some things based on people's suggestions, some
will be found out in this chapter, while others will be exposed later.
First off, I have decided to make this and MPREG, not just for Aqualad
but for a couple others as well.

CURSE YOU! And WTF, why would we just assume that Aqualad is capable of getting pregnant? Just because he's Atlantean doesn't mean he's a friggin' sea-horse!

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As RL removed her hands Raven saw that two nipples had been created on her stomach.

Anatomy could not be reached at this time. It's committing suicide out back.

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RL moved to Raven’s feet, lifting and strapping them into stirrups that
Raven hadn’t even noticed. With her legs spread, her core

So Raven has a nuclear reactor in her vajay?

This, BTW, is the fourth or fifth time this week I've heard that particular area referred to as a woman's 'core in badly written fanfic.

Badpornfic Disease. It's spreading. Are YOU protected? Enroll now in 'How to Write Anatomically Correct Erotica' classes at your local community college.

Remember. Friends don't let friends write bad porn. :hmm:

Rabid Badger wrote:

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RL moved to Raven’s feet, lifting and strapping them into stirrups that Raven hadn’t even noticed. With her legs spread, her core

So Raven has a nuclear reactor in her vajay?

Apparently so.

Rabid Badger wrote:

This, BTW, is the fourth or fifth time this week I've heard that particular area referred to as a woman's 'core in badly written fanfic.

Badpornfic Disease. It's spreading. Are YOU protected? Enroll now in 'How to Write Anatomically Correct Erotica' classes at your local community college.

Remember. Friends don't let friends write bad porn. :hmm:

That is actually an excellent suggestion, RB! If we don't have something like it, I think I may start a thread for it on the research section and perhaps get Nihilist to sticky it.

Why would a bunch of kidnappers do nothing but have a dog rape their victim? For the evulz and porn doesn't make a good enough excuse.

Rizale wrote:

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As RL removed her hands Raven saw that two nipples had been created on her stomach.

Anatomy could not be reached at this time. It's committing suicide out back.

"I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!"

Rabid Badger wrote:

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RL moved to Raven’s feet, lifting and strapping them into stirrups that
Raven hadn’t even noticed. With her legs spread, her core

So Raven has a nuclear reactor in her vajay?

Or an apple!

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She was an adventurer, a scientist, and a witch.

And wicked awesome at Magic: The Gathering too.

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She had bred giant squids, had brought back ancient and extinct beasts, and had created great mythical creatures (centaurs, merpeople, basilisks) getting a lot of inspirations from the Harry Potter books

At which point we can express relief that she was yet to reach the Lovecraft shelf.

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Roy was glad to see that his sister had found a productive niche for her talent. He was even happier that Brother Blood had discovered her, now she had access to super powered teens

Sounds like Roy's been shotting smack again... coming soon, chapter 4: "Snow Birds Mate With Titans"