Hey twats

Once upon a time existed a web forum where it was really funny to be assholes to each other because it wasn't moderated. Let's all admit we didn't join for the fanfic! It was really funny to make people cry. It was so funny to be mean to sexists and say mean one liners. Stuff like this wouldn't fly anymore and I am glad.

My old bitch ass queen ass self can handle y'all like you're nothing. Moderation on Facebook is a farce because the voices that matter are the ones that can't get through. It is a double edged sword and I miss fucking smacking the shit out of half you pussy ass bitches. I can't get that satisfaction on Facebook. If this was GAFF back in the day and some blue lives matter troglodyte motherfucker was posting, even Mikey would be having a field day even if Mikey is probably a blue lives matter troglodyte himself. The motherfucker, if this is Facebook, would have reported us all for offending his little baby feelings.

And that fills me with joy, where is that little bitch Mikey? So I can laugh and call him a colonizer

Like all I want is a link of the fucking story where Harry Potter accidentally makes his nuts too big and they roll around killing everybody. Is that too much to ask? I've been looking fucking everywhere

Nihilist you almost gave me a fucking heart attack.

Thought I was having a fucking hallucination or something. And I don't think that fic exists anymore. Pretty sure it got hit in the last purges of the individual HP archives.

And here I thought I was the only one who remembered this place was still operational.

You're still alive too?

Barely, LOL.

I got the email and was like wtf? Even in the good ol' days this forum never emailed me. But uh, hi people. I'm still alive.

Same.

I got an email too.
This account i have looks like a burner or something? What is this place even.

The wayback machine has some defunct fanfic sites saved, although you've probably already looked there. Harry's Katamari balls lost media search (21 minutes 127, 244 views)

edit: epic emotes

Well, good to know some of you are still living. I miss this forum every time I read shitty fanfiction.

I had half convinced myself this place was a fever dream. I'm getting mugged on Memory Lane, I can't believe you're alive.

Oh wow, never thought I see this place again. Use to go here all the time back when I was in high school.

WHAT YEAR IS IT!?

Idek anymore. Time is an illusion.

King Bee wrote:

Oh wow, never thought I see this place again. Use to go here all the time back when I was in high school.

Right? Original GAFF was the first time I blatantly lied about being over 18 to sign up for a site (though if I'd ever gotten up the courage to do more than lurk, I'm sure everybody would have immediately known I was 13).

Ihdreniel wrote:

King Bee wrote:

Oh wow, never thought I see this place again. Use to go here all the time back when I was in high school.

Right? Original GAFF was the first time I blatantly lied about being over 18 to sign up for a site (though if I'd ever gotten up the courage to do more than lurk, I'm sure everybody would have immediately known I was 13).

I got in before the 18+ rule came into effect, but had to pretend. I thought I was so slick.

Fucking hell, how did I even remember my password for this forum.

Hope y'all know this is where I learned to swear in English. Every time I say 'fuck' it's because I spent too much time on these forums as a teenager.

I was 16 pretending to be 20 because I thought y'all were funny. Looking back it's like... We were all lil kids going "spork" "my eyes!" "Bleach"! "Sex does not work like that"! It's funny to think about how a forum full of teens pretending to be over 18 knew more about sex than 27yo fanfic writers. The 27yo was actually 12. Remember when we all hid our identities?

I was 12 looking at porn, I couldn't have been the only one

Also was anybody really surprised when we found out Chris-chan would sexually abuse his mom? Show of hands

Lapin wrote:

Thought I was having a fucking hallucination or something. And I don't think that fic exists anymore. Pretty sure it got hit in the last purges of the individual HP archives.

That's what I thought... I don't even like HP so when I wander into those places I just can't understand why people get so worked up over fandom, like it's not your culture it's not your god, and if you atheist then how come you are worshipping false idols so I am glad someone knows.

Was hoping to get a dead url for the way back machine but if the URL is gone there is no fucken way. We gotta erectus our dickus and engorgious our nuttius ourselves I guess.

Up next: the guy who honestly brags about "surviving" Modern Warfare 2 lobbies

Goddamn
I didn't even realize any ghost of GAFF/WGW was around without needing the wayback machine to view it.

LOL It took me about a dozen tries before I remembered my password.

Password reset, reporting for duty.

Holy shit
It lives
I was an elitist asshole teenager raging at the world back then.
I am in a much happier place now, comfy with being pansexual, my husband is now my wife, got a degree in linguistics, been publishing Elvish textbooks, get to hang out with the people who work on publishing Tolkien's notes and they reference my textbooks often, so yeah. Still a meganerd, making my nerding into a career.
I'm probably still an elitist asshole when it comes to Elvish languages, but I try to be nicer about it now