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I don't know why you're still posting in the thread, Chris, and provoking the ... thing, but every time they post, I imagine it in GlaDos' voice. So keep provoking!

Also, lol. "I HELP PEOPLE! But I'm going to obsessively check this messageboard and post nonsensical replies. I'M HELPING!"

Shit's gettin' real now.

More like surreal, Doobie.

With all this talk about psychological illness, I'll drop this here: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

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Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR include:[1]

Reacting to criticism with anger, shame, or humiliation
Taking advantage of others to reach own goals
Exaggerating own importance, achievements, and talents
Imagining unrealistic fantasies of success, beauty, power, intelligence, or romance
Requiring constant attention and positive reinforcement from others
Becoming jealous easily
Lacking empathy and disregarding the feelings of others
Being obsessed with self
Pursuing mainly selfish goals
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Becoming easily hurt and rejected
Setting goals that are unrealistic
Wanting "the best" of everything
Appearing unemotional

Oh my god, alterfigola is still here? Of course she is, we're talking about her. And she's proven not only to be a singer (of questionable quality), but an online performance artist.

Move aside for a moment, Marissa, and let's see how much of my poetry forms I remember.

(Ahem.)

A strangeness I feel,

visiting this snarky board,

after long absense,

yet it's as it's always been:

We go snark some twit

with delusions of talent,

fun is had by all,

but sometimes the twit sees us.

Alterfigola?

Right now, darling, you're that twit.

Claiming you can sing,

claiming Donald Trump is hot,

claiming we lack lives,

claiming you are awesomesauce.

You must enjoy this...

doing handstands on beaches.

I shall start with you.

Your pitch, a bit tenuous.

Your ear, made of tin.

Your breath control, just a mess.

Candles on a cake

prove you're not bel, nor canto,

by being blown out.

Just not worth a thousand bucks.

On to Donald Trump.

Not as sexy as you think.

His hair is crunchy,

like attic insulation.

His face is puffy,

as if he drinks to forget.

His attitude, foul.

His dick, outclassed by toddlers.

You say we lack lives?

Truly, that is not the case.

We work, go to school,

visit friends; some of us fuck.

We do so much more

than mock twits on this website.

We're just here for fun.

We have fun, and go live life.

You are not awesome.

You pick fights on messageboards

where you're not welcome.

You honestly believe that

Alpha/Beta shit.

You type like you are on meth.

You're like Beetlejuice.

Speak his name, and he appears.

I must leave you now.

Two hot people await me.

Neither looks like Trump,

because darling, I have taste.

And most unlike you,

I value the ones I love.

I make time for them.

I don't ignore my lovers

to argue on message boards.

Oh Loki we I've missed you.

I_Lam_Edhellen wrote:

With all this talk about psychological illness, I'll drop this here: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Pay attention to the bolded text:

Quote :

Symptoms of this disorder, as defined by the DSM-IV-TR include:[1]

Reacting to criticism with anger, shame, or humiliation
Taking advantage of others to reach own goals
Exaggerating own importance, achievements, and talents
Imagining unrealistic fantasies of success, beauty, power, intelligence, or romance
Requiring constant attention and positive reinforcement from others
Becoming jealous easily
Lacking empathy and disregarding the feelings of others
Being obsessed with self
Pursuing mainly selfish goals
Trouble keeping healthy relationships
Becoming easily hurt and rejected
Setting goals that are unrealistic
Wanting "the best" of everything
Appearing unemotional

The third item on this list seems particularly applicable:

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Exaggerating own importance, achievements, and talents

Of the list of top 10 egomaniacs on the Internet, alterfigola ranks at least number two, with a solid shot at taking over the number one spot if he/she/it keeps up with the constant stream of "Look how great I am!" posts we've been subjected to on this thread in the last 24 hours. I thought CWC and Gloria Tesch had inflated opinions of themselves, but....wow. Alterfigola represents a whole new level of self-worship that is absolutely mind-blowing. I feel sorry for anyone who has the misfortune to try and hold a conversation with this clod; they probably have trouble getting a word in edgewise over Alterfigola's constant stream of self-praise.

Chris91 wrote:

alterfigola wrote:

I have no time to talk to jealous, negative and hateful people.

Go find a life.

Obviously you have no life.

To repeat a question I posed earlier in this thread: Projecting much? Most of the people on this board do more with their life in ten minutes than you do with yours in ten days.

Naturally, Chris91 is not one of those people.

alterfigola wrote:

I am also happy...extremely euphoric because I have great friends a loving family and a gorgeous man who loves me and he beautiful inside and out.

I am so happy...Life is beautiful

People are so positive towards me in the real world.

You're SO happy that you decided that arguing with people on the internet was a productive use of your time and will surely make you ULTRA MEGA RETARD WITH ICE CREAM HAPPY?

You'll have to explain this logic to Mikey.

Furthermore, you can EDIT posts so that you don't have to quadruple post inside of 10 minutes. Blocked, reported, called the police, notified Homeland Security, introduced a motion in the UN Generally Assembly to declare this dickery a crime against humanity. Enjoy your van.

alterfigola wrote:

I am not unemotional, not easily hurt by rejection and not very jealous of people.

That's a laugh...from what I've read in your previous posts you strike me as the kind of headcase who goes berserk if someone says "Your shoelace is untied". You can't stand to hear the slightest suggestion that you're anything less than perfect. As for jealousy, your envy of others has turned you so green you could win an Incredible Hulk look-alike contest without even trying.

alterfigola wrote:

I am a perfectionist. But I know I am far from my expectations or any other people's expectations. People make fun of Donold Trump but he is a perfectionist.

NOt just an ego maniac.

Perfectionists suffer from depression because nothing in reality measures up, including what they do.

Alpha Male and Alpha Female personalities are perfectionists....

but it takes maturity to know that in the real world you can never be very perfect if at all.

You're a fine one to lecture other people about maturity, considering you don't have much of it yourself.

alterfigola wrote:

YOu don't think I have much of anything....

Nobody thinks you have much of anything.

alterfigola wrote:

If you have a life, which you don't,you wouldn't spend so much time trying to analyze people who are strangers to you.

At the risk of rehashing the obvious, let me point it was YOU who came here first and started getting in our faces about not liking your favorite band. I'm simply returning fire. If you spent half as much time fixing your own shortcomings as you do harping on everyone else's, we'd all be a lot happier.

alterfigola wrote:

MOVE ON

I am...last post.

I'll believe that when I see it.

alterfigola wrote:

You are nuts. You started ranting about how I am can't sing and have no talent and talking about the same things over and over

You people really have no life. I mean that..

Says someone whose entire daily agenda appears to be devoted to lashing out at total strangers.

AlterFigola - 50 posts.
All of them in 2 threads.
All in 3 days.
None of them make sense.

If I prod her again, do you think she'll reach 100 in one day?

alterfigola wrote:

Peace and love.

Wasn't your last post supposed to be two posts ago?

alterfigola wrote:

You are acting like God's.

God's what?

You know, your writing style reminds me very strongly of a badfic author with an obsession with Mr. Wogglebug from the Wizard of Oz series who is now self-publishing her badfics.

Hmm...

As a chronically negative person who is not currently having sex with a tall, sexy, basketball player I am offended. Why do you have to flaunt your superiority, Alter Bridge?

Flouncing and returning is so mainstream, alterfigereola.

alterfigola wrote:

You are nuts. You started ranting about how I am can't sing and have no talent and talking about the same things over and over

You people really have no life. I mean that..

I feel sorry you

I dunno, your posts are either "My girlfriend is so unique! I love her!" "I am so unique!" "I love my boyfriend!" "You are all big meanies!" making it basically impossible to take you seriously. Instead you're a hilarious dadaist clusterfuck, indigo child to end all indigo children. Possibly a trust fund baby.

I did a lot of stuff today, and probably spend all of twenty seconds skimming through your posts. I'm sure that's how it goes, unless you sit at home refreshing the page awaiting some reply that you can defend.

So, projecting much?

alterfigola wrote:

I'm HEEEEELLLLLPPPPIIIINNG! I'm so busy helping, I have no idea how to use a standard quote function on a message board! Nor do I know how to edit my posts, so I am going to post FIFTY BAJILLION times in a row and make you read every post to see if there's anything worth reading! PSYCH! THERE ISN'T! IT'S JUST ME TALKING ABOUT HOW MEEN U ALL R! UR ALL JUST JELLIES! I've really cut you guys TO THE CORE this time and now I am SURE I won't have to come back, but I will check anyway because gosh darn it, if people are talking about me then I must be as wonderful and awesome as I think I am. I have no idea how the internet works! And if I finally realize that this message board doesn't care (Note: It doesn't.), then I will come back at some time and LOL I TROLL U.

That or I'm someone's sockpuppet trying to drum up some drama cause things are boring.

FTFY

alterfigola wrote:

You are nuts. You started ranting about how I am can't sing and have no talent and talking about the same things over and over

You people really have no life. I mean that..

I feel sorry you

Don't worry, Skwisgaar Skwigelf couldn't sing either.

But hey, if your mother's a whore, you may be able to be the fastest guitar player who ever lived.

But now I'm afraid I'll have to exit. I get the feeling trying to counter troll Figola will just end with my unamusingly chasing my tail, which is just what Knorg wants. To make Mikey look like an assclown.

Alterfigglefogglefuggle we don't care about your imaginary friend. We really don't.

Just stop.

Staaaahhhp.

Go away.

Go away and die.

alterfigola wrote:

Normal healthy people see the good in other people, not just the bad. Most people have good and bad qualities. People who are intolerant and arrogant find the bad in people and harp on that.

And you should know...you're as intolerant and arrogant as they come.

alterfigola wrote:

Peace and love

Two concepts you're not at all familiar with.

alterfigola wrote:

I m going to post a very beautiful photo of beautiful love

Yeah right...ten to one it'll be uglier than a Hollywood divorce.

I could post an image of me with Angelina Jolie, and all that would prove is that I'm good with photoshop.

Just sayin'.

alterfigola wrote:

I m going to post a very beautiful photo of beautiful love
My boyfriend and myself.

We will be arm and arm

He is such a nice person

If it isn't timestamped and doesn't show your tits, no one here is going to believe it's you.