Cover up those table legs, mother! They're inflaming my sexual ardour!

E-Mail sent to Grammy attendee agents lays down the fashon law

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Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.

Moobs are fine, get 'em out.

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Please avoid exposing bare fleshy [sic] under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

Lookin' like a fool...

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Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

Underboob & sideboob not permitted.

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Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.

"Female breast nipples"

Fucking "female breast nipples". Who the fuck wrote this thing?

I'm still worried about the moob exploit, though.

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Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.

And the rest is...

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Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts.

and shit.

Welp. This is sure an E-mail that was sent to people.

Yup.

Here's hoping that Johnny Vegas manages to get himself there in a moob-sling and banana hammok.

Someone was clearly sent an ultimatum by the television police.

Does this mean we're likely to see shirtless guys on the red carpet? (Oh please oh please oh please . . .)

EileenK98 wrote:

Does this mean we're likely to see shirtless guys on the red carpet? (Oh please oh please oh please . . .)

That's fine. After all, they only said that female breast nipples are verboten.

I don't know what he's bitching about. The Bare Naked Ladies aren't going to be at the Grammys this year.

But seriously, the fact that this individual actually watches the goddamn Grammys renders his opinion on ANY subject irrelevant.

Unbelieveable.

As if the music biz wasn't fucked up enough already.