Fifty Shades of Grey

grmblfjx wrote:

WD40 wrote:

Christian Grey on Twitter.

omg.

Quote :

Christian Grey CEO ‏@ChristianGreyXX

You moisten my fingers with your willing mouth. I transfer the wetness to your sin. The waiter waits patiently for our order.

Hee... I read " the water waits patiently for our waiter."

WD40 wrote:

I'd be up for this. Providing I can figure out how to use Skype

It's generally pretty easy, at least to use it to IM. However, if you have a headset, it can be a bitch to get the settings correct. My suggestion is to keep doing the test calls until you've worked out the right settings, then write those down because they like to randomly reset. Do this a good, long while before the readings, because it can take a while fucking with it.

WD40 wrote:

Christian Grey on Twitter.

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I tie you, blindfolded, to the bed. I pour candle wax onto your belly. My tongue plays around your anus. The furniture store guy is furious.

Brilliant.

WD40 wrote:

In the mentime, you can follow Christian Grey on Twitter.

Have you read some of the responses?

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Dying at these @ChristianGreyXX Tweets. Omg. I have never been more aroused.

theweirdkind wrote:

WD40 wrote:

I'd be up for this. Providing I can figure out how to use Skype and if I can figure out what 5pm Central is in proper time.

It's 11pm BST if that helps.

rae wrote:

WD40 wrote:

I'd be up for this. Providing I can figure out how to use Skype

It's generally pretty easy, at least to use it to IM. However, if you have a headset, it can be a bitch to get the settings correct. My suggestion is to keep doing the test calls until you've worked out the right settings, then write those down because they like to randomly reset. Do this a good, long while before the readings, because it can take a while fucking with it.

Thankyou.



This morning's Christian Grey Tweet made me proper lol

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I see you nervously bite your lip. Is it because I'm hanging from your kitchen ceiling by my balls while your sister makes coffee, unawares?

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tweets

oh god, I almost want to read the book now.

Quote :

Christian Grey CEO ‏@ChristianGreyXX
I have a fantasy that you are under my powerful desk licking my penis while Barack Obama is in my office discussing his Diablo 3 build.

idk man that one is actually pretty hot i've always wanted to know what obama would be like p2p

theweirdkind wrote:

WD40 wrote:

In the mentime, you can follow Christian Grey on Twitter.

Have you read some of the responses?

Quote :

Dying at these @ChristianGreyXX Tweets. Omg. I have never been more aroused.

Well, there are few things sexier than someone who makes you laugh...

I am working 2-10pm on Thursday, so I can't attend. I am off Friday, Sunday and Monday though.

I am off tomorrow! Woot! Add me to the list. I want to tear this piece of crap a new one.

Does anyone have the recording of the first snarking of this? I have the first half-hour saved on my comp if anyone wants to listen to it.

Braigwen wrote:

Does anyone have the recording of the first snarking of this? I have the first half-hour saved on my comp if anyone wants to listen to it.

I have the part after that. I've actually already gone through the audio and edited it.

theweirdkind wrote:

Braigwen wrote:

Does anyone have the recording of the first snarking of this? I have the first half-hour saved on my comp if anyone wants to listen to it.

I have the part after that. I've actually already gone through the audio and edited it.

Want the part I recorded? It's in MP3 format.

I'd join... but I doubt any of you would be able to understand my voice, seeing as how I speak incredibly deep.

It's going to be the middle of the night here, my parents wouldn't approve of me talking to people. I'm just going to listen and add my thoughts in typing.

I SHOULD be there to help out with the reading.

Hmm. 5 PM Central on Thursday is... 7 AM Friday here. Nope, I'll be at work.

grmblfjx wrote:

WD40 wrote:

Christian Grey on Twitter.

omg.

"OMG" is right. Whoever thought creating those tweets was a good idea must have stoned out of their ever-lovin' minds. They're actually worse than the book itself(and that's saying something).

Chris91 wrote:

grmblfjx wrote:

WD40 wrote:

Christian Grey on Twitter.

omg.

"OMG" is right. Whoever thought creating those tweets was a good idea must have stoned out of their ever-lovin' minds. They're actually worse than the book itself(and that's saying something).

Satire and parody are lost on you, aren't they?

I may be a little late, but I'll be there. I'll just join in once I log in.

Braigwen wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Braigwen wrote:

Does anyone have the recording of the first snarking of this? I have the first half-hour saved on my comp if anyone wants to listen to it.

I have the part after that. I've actually already gone through the audio and edited it.

Want the part I recorded? It's in MP3 format.

Sure. I'll get it from you tonight via Skype.

Penguin wrote:

Hmm. 5 PM Central on Thursday is... 7 AM Friday here. Nope, I'll be at work.

I'd say join in when you get off work, but I'm guessing 7am is near the start of your shift.

Double posting, but bite me.

If anyone else wants in, you've got a few minutes. You can hit up my Skype by clicking that little button under my sig.

The next reading's at the same time?

I'm out for the next one, have a throat infection (yes again, i seem to be very prone to the buggers) so I may listen in if not chat, I get a bit to animated for my own good.

I'm working until close on Thursday, so there's no way I could make it then. Would Friday night work for more people? Or Friday afternoon? I'm working Friday and Saturday, but only during the morning / afternoon. I'm off Wednesday, though.

Don't know my schedule beyond Wednesday yet. I should tomorrow. Hopefully I won't get called in with only five hours notice again like today. Woman I covered for is notorious for calling in at the last moment with some excuse or another because she doesn't want to work that day... even though she bitches about not having enough hours.

Sheesh.