Smug-Fuck Fox Pundit Hates Women, Is A Woman

Filth wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Until then, STFU and go make me and Mikey some sammiches before I strap a dental gag on your bitchy mouth and throat fuck you until you puke bile.*








*Now THAT'S misogyny, bitch.

I don't particularly care if you think you're somehow edgy and cool by writing that or if you were trying to make a point, that is fucking vile.

I was thinking more along the lines of "weak and predictable" myself.

Hot Cancer wrote:

I was thinking more along the lines of "weak and predictable" myself.

So are you, that's why you keep waking up with a sore anus everytime you go out drinking.

xerrofoot wrote:

Hot Cancer wrote:

I was thinking more along the lines of "weak and predictable" myself.

So are you, that's why you keep waking up with a sore anus everytime you go out drinking.

Sir, I am deeply and permanently emotionally scarred by that insult.

They very idea that someone would imply that I am a homosexual, a submissive one no less, is most damaging to my fragile psyche. Because, like all heterosexual men, I am violently homophobic, and the concept that I would be associated with them, in fact, worse, dominated by them is so very troubling. I will have nightmares about being raped by over-endowed black men for at least a week now, you horrible little man. May you contract a veneral disease that rots your undercarraige.






Oh and since you're slow, the above was sarcasm.

Except the VD bit. It's most important that you don't pass you deficient genes onto future generations.

That may be sarcasm, but it made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you for taking the time to amuse me, good sir.

Look, if I've learned anything about Mikey, it's that he's sub-human. Therefore we need to treat him like a subhuman.

Ignore him and he'll wear himself out.

xerrofoot wrote:

I did not, at any point, say to you "I am going to rape you." Throat-fucking with a dental gag is just a bit of harmless fun! It's kinky and sexy and awesome and how do you know you won't like the things I do to you?

Hey hey hey, you don't get to do the 'sarcastic OTT rephrasing of a comment' thing when you're the one who made the original comment.

Sarcasm is the last recourse of the weak-minded, which is why I generally don't use it, as a rule.

Is that why you're so bad at it?

This right here? This is why we can't have nice things.


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xerrofoot wrote:

Sarcasm is the last recourse of the weak-minded, which is why I generally don't use it, as a rule.

Do you reproduce your insults from a list or something?

"I'll make some rape jokes!!"
"I'll say he takes it up the ass!"
"Now I'll say people are stupider than me!"

All without any sense of style or originality.

C'mon man, come up with something less obvious.

I assume everyone has seen this rebuttal by now? (I would post a better video but the ones I've seen are either USA-only or are on sites that don't allow for sharing).

Sutremaine wrote:

Is that why you're so bad at it?

No, you dolt, it's why THAT POST WAS NOT SARCASM.

Filth wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Until then, STFU and go make me and Mikey some sammiches before I strap a dental gag on your bitchy mouth and throat fuck you until you puke bile.*








*Now THAT'S misogyny, bitch.

I don't particularly care if you think you're somehow edgy and cool by writing that or if you were trying to make a point, that is fucking vile.

Ugh, this.

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Xerrofoot, just get the fuck off this board, you're the worst fucking poster we've ever had and that includes Ian, Chris91 and fucking Vilecorp you sack of vile shit.

Not only are you fundamentally fucking boring, you've also got the most obvious case of "EVERYBODY FUCKING LOOK AT ME" on this side of the internet, intentionally picking fights with more well-known users in order to bring yourself up.

You are forums cancer. Fuck you and your shit opinions and your shit posting.

everybody give xerrofoot a round of applause

oh my stars a cat macro

I am undone





no seriously gtfo you waste of gametes

I said no... and NO MEANS NO!

okay someone else take over I'm done, I can't take this much concentrated lame

I am a terrible person because I laughed at xerro's response, mainly because you can't really refute it.

haha goddamn this is the best thread ever

This is majorly entertaining.

Aggie wrote:

I am a terrible person because I laughed at xerro's response, mainly because you can't really refute it.

it's true, when something is so stupid and so utterly, utterly offensive (trivializing rape etc.) it's impossible to refute because your brain just shuts off and all you can think is the word "fuck"
or maybe that's just me

oh wow this forum

Mm... I love blocking posters. It's basically getting the last laugh. I mean, how awesome is it to have an attention whore that can't go a single post without saying something amazingly stupid for the sole purpose of getting a reaction, and then go about not even reading their spew that they spent so much time coming up with? Like, not even actively avoiding, but one click and they don't even really exist anymore. Well, beyond the intermittent pleasure you get from knowing they're still trying to rile you up by being a fucking idiot.

It's wonderful.