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PostSubject: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:56 pm

We all have some really fucking crazy ideas for fanfiction - and I mean CRAZY as in that fic I'm writing about Sonic as a criminal. Did you ever have the most crazy and yet sadistically amazing ideas for fanfiction - or art or a game or a flash movie - that you were sorely tempted to act on? Something you were totally sure nobody else had ever.

That doesn't just mean crazy pairings, because anybody can think up a crazy pairing. By crazy, I mean like my latest terrible idea for a story about the Sonic characters involving some sort of literal battle between Heaven and Hell with the characters as angels and demons. It's based on a picture on the net.

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I'll write it! I'll write it! Don't anybody try to stop me!

*points gun at head*

No, I'm NOT saying I'll write your crazy ideas. Just that I'm asking if YOU ever had the most terrible ideas for a fanfic ever, and what they were. I can't be the only one with terrible ideas that I may or may not work on.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:15 pm

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By crazy, I mean like my latest terrible idea for a story about the Sonic characters involving some sort of literal battle between Heaven and Hell with the characters as angels and demons.
That's not crazy. That's "eh." And it's certainly not
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Something you were totally sure nobody else had ever.
Literal battles between Heaven and Hell have been done before. So has "write the characters into a mad AU scenario".

I wrote trapeze sex. And somebody else gave me the idea.

ps if you want to plug your shit, put a link in your sig like the rest of us review-hungry attention-seekers.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:41 pm

A Luke/Yoda songfic wherein they sing "ET" by Katy Perry while Yoda fellates Luke.
Yoda is Kanye, Obviously.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:47 pm

I'll never write it, but I always wanted to do Jenova (from FF7) and the Queen Alien (Alien, Aliens, etc) sitting down to tea and having a polite chat about world domination / destruction.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:08 pm

@ Cyber - I am plugging my shit. Just not in this thread.

Trapeze sex, eh? We've heard about that one before.

Here's where I advise everybody to go ahead with their ideas. Including the new one about some sort of WGW fanfic.

I wonder if the Apocalypse would hit in time to stop me?
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:33 pm

Tohru Honda (of Fruits Basket fame) trying to rescue the Sohma clan from the clutches of an evil witch who locked them all into their animal forms and put them to work as slaves for her. (the larger ones, the Ox and the horse and the dog pulled a plow, the hog I think dug for herbs; the cat was a lookout chained in place on the roof, the rat was confined to a loom to weave, etc.) and Tohru--for whatever reason unfettered; I forget why outside of fourteen-year-old derpiness--going among them fomenting rebellion by whispering to them snatches of poetry to give them encouragement. The poem? What the Heart of the Young Man Said to the Psalmist. She would give each work group or individual a few stanzas of that considerablely long piece, thus in some unexplained way coaxing the members of the family to communicate with each other in order to collect all the pieces of the poem and learn the whole thing. In this way they could apparently all work together to escape.

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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:23 am

Heh, now THAT's weird fanfiction.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:47 am

Sadly, I've never done something truly OMG!crazeh!!!. I think the weirdest premise I've used was in a fanfic about the dragon Aspects from Warcraft having tea together. Though to be fair, I don't think anything I could think up could top trapeze sex.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:08 am

Hey, hey, I just had a better idea! Better than Heaven and Hell, I hear you ask? What could possibly be better than that?

Sonic crossed with zombie apocalypse. It'd wind up a bit like Shadow the Hedgehog, but crossed with Left 4 Dead, and everybody would get guns! Or at least a machete.

You know, I read this fic once where Futurama was crossed with Mad Max. No kidding! It was actually pretty good!
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:53 pm

There's already a thread like this and it's on the same page as this one
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:56 am

It's months old.

I'll tell you my latest terrible idea... no, not the one with zombies... I reread one of my most explicit rapefics and I'm getting the digging urge to rewrite it! Bigger! Better! Happier! More rapey! Probably a bad idea, but still a fun one!
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:17 pm

Chubby nude rollerderby nuns with guns!
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:16 pm

Harley no-one cares about your demented rape fantasies, stop showing off
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:58 pm

If Death were to have a boner (get it, boner because he's a skeleton) for a Rube Goldberg Machine:

"Oh... oh god... almost" Death's breath became raspy, lusty, like that of the strum of a zither as the ball slowly rolled up the wooden pathway after a tantalizingly steep downward incline. Upon reaching the height of it's crescendo, the ball coyly tipped a row of books... each falling one after another.

"Nnnhhhahhhhhh...." Death groaned when he noticed the final book rested atop a taught string, releasing a long rope held carefully in place by the tiny string. At that moment, the rope quickly unraveled twice around a tall beam as an anvil, claiming the slack for itself, plunged towards the ground. Death's body sputtered and spewed with sexual fury as the anvil dropped. "THIS IS IT! OH GOD YES!"

The anvil hit the ground, crushing the perfectly placed Siamese cat primly grooming it's feet that sat below on a strategically placed mat. Death felt as if his body had exploded into millions of particles as the blood splattered across the room. Never before had the device brought him to such peaks, never before had the anticipation painstakingly teased him in such a way before. Death cried in delight as splattered across the wall were the words "Will you marry me?" written and forever stained in the blood of their raucous lovemaking.

Death smiled as lazy tears cascaded down his emaciated face. Only the word "Yes" escaped from his thin lips as he slowly drifted towards sleep, satiated beyond recognition.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:44 pm

Eevee: This is made all the more terrible because I can't un-imagine Family Guy Jewish Death.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:19 pm

Sakurelf wrote:
Eevee: This is made all the more terrible because I can't un-imagine Family Guy Jewish Death.

Yeah, I think I kinda got that vibe as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:00 am

Not my idea, but a close friend of mind had the idea of Eggman/Amy rape. As usual I had trouble deciding how serious he was.

Either way, now it's stuck on the Internet. And Rule 34 means it either must exist, or I must create it...

*bursts into tears*

Every time I think I'm immune, my ARGH ARGH ARGH gets hit again! And let this be a warning to you all - no matter how much porn you watch, there will always be somebody left to destroy your mind again.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:05 am

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
Not my idea, but a close friend of mind had the idea of Eggman/Amy rape. As usual I had trouble deciding how serious he was.

This is usually what you hear in testimonies during trials regarding child rape.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:07 am

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Chubby nude rollerderby nuns with guns!

I gotta say, I would probably watch this on television AND make an effort to actually try out for one of their teams.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:16 pm

Nihilist wrote:
Chubby nude rollerderby nuns with guns!

Wasn't there an 80's RPG based on this idea?
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:28 am

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:
We all have some really fucking crazy ideas for fanfiction - and I mean CRAZY as in that fic I'm writing about Sonic as a criminal. Did you ever have the most crazy and yet sadistically amazing ideas for fanfiction - or art or a game or a flash movie - that you were sorely tempted to act on? Something you were totally sure nobody else had ever.

Well most modern stuff really is totally overdone as far as fan fiction. I went back to the dinosaur age for my idea. I've always been a fan of the classic movie Forbidden Planet. Although it was the model for Roddenberry's Star Trek I've always felt it would have been better done straight as it was as a tv series. Commander Adams having to explain why he blew up an entire planet to a military inquest, Robby the Robot being kidnapped by a Doc Emmet Brown clone (The Invisible Boy), Altaira giving birth to a Krell baby...Ok scratch the last...for now. But there's lots of potential.

Then I saw parts of an even older 1954 sci-fi series called Rocky Jones Space Ranger. There was an alien flying saucer discovered in one episode that had an interior very similar to that of the C-57D starcruiser from Forbidden Planet. someone in the MGM set department had obviously seen the show and had used it as a model. More ideas flew into my head. Finally I considered combining the two as part of the same history, but several years after the events in Forbidden Planet. Still working on it as a pilot of sorts.

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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:46 am

Really good deconstructions are always the best kind of crazy; and quite possibly only as titillating as they are because they rarely ever happen. The rest, unless you're writing while on acid, is "...and?". It's the fuckin' internet. We've seen it all. Especially when Sonic's involved. Fuck off.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:41 pm

fapfapfap wrote:
Really good deconstructions are always the best kind of crazy; and quite possibly only as titillating as they are because they rarely ever happen. The rest, unless you're writing while on acid, is "...and?". It's the fuckin' internet. We've seen it all. Especially when Sonic's involved. Fuck off.

In the Sonic fandom's defense, I still haven't seen any kind of romance story between Sonic's shoes and Robotnik's mustache or anything about Tails fucking his own airplane.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:18 am

^ You should get on that then.
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PostSubject: Re: Our most wonderfully terrible ideas   Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:19 pm

Yeah, Eevee. You suggested it; now bring it into being.

Rule 34 must be upheld!
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