Note: I didn't find this on my own. I was tipped off by Regretsy.
Yelo Magazine is a fashion, art and culture magazine that is clearly designed for pedophiles who want wank fodder without getting arrested, but who are too oriented towards photos of real kids to settle for drawn lolicon.
To disguise their intentions, they put their only older-ish models on the home page of the website and hide the horrors everywhere else, while also hiding behind generic hippy/hipster gibberish and slogans such as "Youth Raunch Culture" and "Peace Love & Wildfox".
This page shows photographs of scantily-clad clearly extremely underage girl children in provocative poses, including shirts partially pulled up in imitation of classic cheesecake poses, legs spread, theme costumes, signature sultry-lowered-eyes looks, imitations of oral sex (hot dog in mouth), imitations of bukkake (drinking fountain) and plenty of other content that is not technically child porn but is clearly skirting as close to the edge of the law as they can.
I do not see even one male model, but I do see a number of photos where the subjects look dead-eyed or particularly uncomfortable, as if they've been pressured or coerced into modeling.
The about page is full of such meaningless drivel that I'm inspired to do a full sporking of it here (my sporking in bold).
“Shades of golden yellow carry the promise of a positive future. Yellow will advance from surrounding colors and instill optimism and energy, as well as spark creative thoughts.”
Yes, and the TimeCube has four days in 24 hours. We understand, okay.
Creators Alisha Miele and Paul Moser started YELO to fill the void of putting “real” models that our youth can relate to in magazines.
If they were real, they'd look like regular 8- to 12-year-olds, not these makeup-covered strangely posed abominations that look only slightly less fake than child pageant contestants.
And it'd be so perfect if his name was Maul Poser instead, don't you think?
Also, professional businesses figure out how they capitalize their business name and stick with that. You are obviously not a professional business.
Yelo Magazine takes a unique approach to capture the realness and beauty of the youth generation.
Uhhh... unique... yeah. I think you're running out of creativity awfully fast when trying to think of things to say other than "Here's some wank fodder for you, pedos."
Yelo is a cut up word of Yellow. Just like our readers Yelo is not fully complete and we want them to learn and grow with us; to take fashion and make it their own.
Wow, really stretching for that color symbolism, ain't you? What's the matter, you're too lazy/stupid/high to at least look on Wikipedia? You can't check out one book from the library on color symbolism?
We want to inspire and embrace future generations, ridding the world of fakenesss.
You really want to "embrace" them, yeah, I get that. And you write "fakeness" as if you're a cartoon snake. (Please, please tell me no furries are involved too!)
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