The Mysteries Of Alfred Hedgehog

Chris wrote:

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Cyberwulf wrote:

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Chris wrote:

The true [x thing] would be to not take offense at [y]

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Really, though. A kid's show with mediocre animation, severely dumbed down and stilted dialogue, an irritating theme song, one dimensional characters, and insipid plots? The hell do you expect from kid's cartoons? If you can find one that encourages Satanic blood orgies, that would be worth mentioning. But something like this is just a snowflake in a blizzard.

It would be more noteworthy if it were actually popular to the point you could barely get away from it (like Twilight, or even Grey's Anatomy). But it isn't. I say we change the focus of this thread away from this cartoon to everything that's fucking retarded and insufferable about Grey's Anatomy.

The first thing would be the terrible pun with the title. That sort of crap is only excusable if you're making a low budget porno.

Bluey wrote:

Chris.
It's just a movie.
If you're getting kicked out of message boards over it, you're doing something horribly wrong.

Or horribly right, depending on the goal.

Or we could just do a separate thread for Gray's.

Anyhow, Mikey, calling Alfred Hedgehog mediocre is giving it more respect than it deserves.

Adagio: If you mean The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, then that is closer to the original title (Män som hatar kvinnor), just switch "didn't love" with "hate".

Anyway, I looked the show up on youtube, and while I didn't like what I saw, it did not really inspire any rage or disgust in me, so yeah.

Chris, this is just some boring kids' show.

What the hell, man? Do you just pick shows at random and decide to put all your energy into convincing the world they are the Devil's spawn?

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

It would be more noteworthy if it were actually popular to the point you could barely get away from it (like Twilight, or even Grey's Anatomy). But it isn't. I say we change the focus of this thread away from this cartoon to everything that's fucking retarded and insufferable about Grey's Anatomy.

The first thing would be the terrible pun with the title. That sort of crap is only excusable if you're making a low budget porno.

Oh my gosh, I've always hated how they have these long, involved conversations during surgery, sometimes while gazing into each others' eyes. LOOK AT THE PATIENT YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS INSIDE, NOT YOUR LOVE INTEREST! I haven't watched it in a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone threw down a kidney in anger at one point.

Also, "McDreamy".

I gather that the situation is, that WGW is dedicated to people pointing and laughing at really bad shit, but Chris is taking it further: he develops irrational hatred for perfectly mediocre things and expects everyone to believe he's just pointing and laughing at really bad shit like everyone else.

May I suggest we close this thread now and move on to other things?


I'll be over in the News forum, discussing how fucked-up the Massachusetts parole board is.

Are you implying that we should let the board be held hostage by another potential Chris91 temper tantrum?

No, I'm trying to stop it before it starts. Or at least gets any worse.

Chris91 wrote:

About twelve or thirteen years later, when I mentioned on a certain Delphi forum that I hated Millennium, the jerk who ran the place thought it would be funny to convince people otherwise, and that started a long flame war in the course of which I got kicked out of said forum three times.

In other words you had a massive shit attack in which you screamed your dipshit head off and told people you hoped their dogs tore their throats out, instead of walking away like a normal person because OMG YOUR E-HONOUR.

EileenK98 wrote:

No, I'm trying to stop it before it starts. Or at least gets any worse.

Fuck you, Chris meltdowns are the best entertainment ever.

HAY CHRIS I can't see the YouTube clip but I watched the other one and this show isn't that fucking bad. IT'S A CHILDREN'S CARTOON ffs, what do you expect?

Snake Bandage wrote:

I gather that the situation is, that WGW is dedicated to people pointing and laughing at really bad shit, but Chris is taking it further: he develops irrational hatred for perfectly mediocre things and expects everyone to believe he's just pointing and laughing at really bad shit like everyone else.

Like I said before, Snake, calling it mediocre is giving it more respect than it deserves. And I can assure you I wasn't laughing when I got a close-up look at the sheer magnitude of FAIL Alfred Hedgehog radiates from the screen. It was more like a gasp of total disbelief that something so hideously and obviously awful is allowed to be broadcast for public viewing.

Chris91 wrote:

Snake Bandage wrote:

I gather that the situation is, that WGW is dedicated to people pointing and laughing at really bad shit, but Chris is taking it further: he develops irrational hatred for perfectly mediocre things and expects everyone to believe he's just pointing and laughing at really bad shit like everyone else.

Like I said before, Snake, calling it mediocre is giving it more respect than it deserves. And I can assure you I wasn't laughing when I got a close-up look at the sheer magnitude of FAIL Alfred Hedgehog radiates from the screen. It was more like a gasp of total disbelief that something so hideously and obviously awful is allowed to be broadcast for public viewing.

Yeah, Chris, I say that about just about ALL television.

Chris91 wrote:

check out one of the show's supporting characters, Cynthia Payne. Not only is she basically a walking third-rate Valley Girl stereotype,

OMG TEH HORROR

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but she looks like an anoerxic Chocobo

A) She's no thinner than any of the other characters.
B) She looks like a bird, which is what she's supposed to be.
C) What the fuck is a Chocobo?

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I checked Google, Yahoo!, and Qubo.com for any screen caps of her and came up empty. Shouldn't that tell you something about horrendously awful this show is?

No.

You haven't shown us anything to justify your pearl-clutching, overblown descriptions of this show's alleged horribleness. Not a thing. I mean I can't believe you think it's OMG SO MUCH WORSE than the Get Along Gang:

Chris91 wrote:

when I mentioned on a certain Delphi forum that I hated Millennium, the jerk who ran the place thought it would be funny to convince people otherwise, and that started a long flame war

So you do this other places besides here, then? Do we get links? I'm in the mood for a laugh.

Cyberwulf wrote:

C) What the fuck is a Chocobo?

Giant chicken/ostrich thing Final Fantasy characters frequently ride like horses. Google it if you want a visual.

For Cyberwulf's benefit, here's Wikipedia's entry about the chocobo. And if you still can't see what's wrong with Alfred Hedgehog, Cyberwulf, it's only because you ain't lookin' hard enough. That series is proof positive the French and Canadians don't know squat about how to make good animated TV.

Cyberwulf wrote:

What the fuck is a Chocobo?

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This is a Chocobo.
Somath Cegem, dispensing useless information where ever he can!

Chris wrote:

That series is proof positive the French and Canadians don't know squat about how to make good animated TV.

French Canadians don't know anything about anything. Best Canadians are West Canadians.

However, the Best Canadian is still far inferior to the Worst American.

Fuck you Chris, The Raccoons was awesome.

Screw that, Chris! I don't know about the French, but Mainframe Animation used to make some damned good TV in the 90s.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Chris wrote:

That series is proof positive the French and Canadians don't know squat about how to make good animated TV.

French Canadians don't know anything about anything. Best Canadians are West Canadians.

Word. \m/

Mikey wrote:

I say we change the focus of this thread away from this cartoon to everything that's fucking retarded and insufferable about Grey's Anatomy.

The first thing would be the terrible pun with the title. That sort of crap is only excusable if you're making a low budget porno.

NSFW Response:

Spoiler:

Chris, remember, you promised you wouldn't be taking these things so seriously anymore? Remember the last time you wanked for 5 pages? You had that epiphany? Remember?

Sorry. Old habits die hard.

Now now, Mr. Doobie. We shan't exclude the androphiles.

Spoiler:

I think what Chris is trying to say in a beat-around-the-bush way is that everything by Qubo sucks. And in the majority of it, it does. The shows may appeal to Canadians (because they were MADE for Canadians, Chris you dumb-shit!) but they're not held in high regard by many Americans.

Mainframe Animation? Fuck yeah! I'm still waiting for the fuckers to release Reboot on DVD.

Edit: Well, shit. Foot, meet my mouth...

And shat on by Cyberwulf in 3... 2... 1...