Show me on the doll where Rule #34 touched you

The Rule #34 thread at The House sort of ate the Fan Art section, so let's put a qualifier on this one:

This thread is for the pics that made you legit say either "Is that ______ ?! Oh, fuck you, Internet! Fuck you!" or "Wait... someone actually did _____ porn? I thought I was the only who liked/remembered that!"

The last one to really make me say the former violates The One Rule (if you must know, it was Tiffany Aching/Wintersmith).

But then, here we have... Dragonriders of Pern Pron.

Your serve, folks!

Is it wrong that I'm hung up on the physically impossible splatter?

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This one cracked my shit up. MST3K porn, lol.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

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This one cracked my shit up. MST3K porn, lol.

Wait a minute WHY DOES THAT STYLE LOOK FAMILIAR. Oh lawd is dat sum Humon?

Damn that retarded thumbnail server of theirs. It's like bumbling around in the dark for lulz only to find surprise Lisa porn. To contribute something to fellow Earthbound fans, Master Belch and The Almighty Poo (no not amazing Asian Poo) double-teaming a Grimer with boobs. How I fucking lol'd.

Lembech wrote:

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

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This one cracked my shit up. MST3K porn, lol.

Wait a minute WHY DOES THAT STYLE LOOK FAMILIAR. Oh lawd is dat sum Humon?

If you liked that, you'll love this.

Miraba wrote:

Is it wrong that I'm hung up on the physically impossible splatter?

If it's any comfort, my first response was a rather indignant but Ruth's explicitly asexual...and that's not what dragon peens look like!

Freezer wrote:

(if you must know, it was Tiffany Aching/Wintersmith).

Oh fuck, Freezer, the shit you knew was out there but did NOT need confirmation of...


's funny, I was just dicking around on y!Gallery and thought, "You know what? I bet I can find Unico/Beezil slash on here, but with them both as humans." ...I scare myself sometimes. I guess I wasn't the only one who watched that movie and thought they could grow up to be more than friends. At least the second one I found was actually kinda cute. There's also some less specific stuff on Paheal, but it violates the One Rule. All of it. And there's a bleeding anus and...and I don't wanna talk about it okay.


Less recently, a C&P rant from just before I came off of my hiatus from the First Board. Please note that you need a y!Gallery account to view the more explicit pictures, but getting one is quick and painless (as opposed to actually looking at the pictures).


So, does anyone remember Spy Vs. Spy? You know, that little comic that ran in Mad Magazine with the two nameless spies? Always ended with one or the other being blown into little triangles? I liked it when I was a kid because they looked kind of like Lemmings and because it was the only joke I got in the magazine most of the time.

Only I guess I didn't like them as much as some people did. I mean, a frightening number of people. As in 816 submissions and counting frightening number.

I'm not one to judge, really. But I would like someone to explain it to me, because I am very confused. I mean, the human disambiguations, I guess I can understand. It's making a molehill into a mountain as far as fandom is concerned, but I'm cool with that. It's cute, even, albeit a little off the deep end. I understand the psychology, Foe Yay and rivalsex and all.

But as the original characters? Really? Honestly? Truly? Where is the logic here? Characters doing things that would perhaps be sexy if they didn't have...I don't know, GIGANTIC CONES FOR FACES. Why is the absurdity here not even nodded to? Do they even realize the physical improbability of the pairing? Oh wait, I guess they do. BUT STILL. All of the sexual logic I have acquired over my studies does not apply. I mean, I am fucking lost here, and that's saying something, with my GAFF experience. This is beyond Rule 34. I AM FUCKING CONFUSED.AND THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY NOT HELPING.

The sad part is I'm kinda diggin' it, or at least this girl's part of it. Not in a sexual way, I've seen cans of string beans more arousing than
this, but it's...actually, I've spent the past eight minutes trying to figure out why I think it's kinda neat, and I can't think of anything solid except they look kind of like Lemmings. Man, old habits die hard.

...I'd get that last White Russian from the fridge to dull the WTF WTF WTF, but I think the irony would kill me.


So, yeah. The spies from Spy Vs. Spy as the protagonist and antagonist from Stephen King's The Dark Half only with sex is my Rule 34. ...at least, for THIS week.

Notomys mordax wrote:

Miraba wrote:

Is it wrong that I'm hung up on the physically impossible splatter?

If it's any comfort, my first response was a rather indignant but Ruth's explicitly asexual...and that's not what dragon peens look like!

... Do I want to know where there's a canonical description of Dragon Wang?

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

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This one cracked my shit up. MST3K porn, lol.

Well, there's also This.

In other bad art...
RAHR!! Dickgirl! Risty angry! Dickgirl! Risty smash!
(Risty from Queen's Blade: Rurou no Senshi, complete with crossed eyes!)

Notomys mordax wrote:

Miraba wrote:

Is it wrong that I'm hung up on the physically impossible splatter?

If it's any comfort, my first response was a rather indignant but Ruth's explicitly asexual...and that's not what dragon peens look like!

Would these be what dragon peens look like? [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Mythandariel wrote:

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Dragon fleshlight...WHAT.

Not even sifting through some of Morphine's raunchier shit prepared me for that.

Freezer wrote:

But then, here we have... Dragonriders of Pern Pron.

Your serve, folks!

My first thought was "Pffft. As if. If Ruth was going to get it on with a human, he'd totally be doing Jaxom."

Dammit, Freezer, it had been at least four months since the last time I was casually dismissive of brain-breaking furry porn. You broke my streak.

My second thought was "HA! Take THAT, Anne Mc-I-don't-want-pornographic-fanfiction-of-my-universe-despite-all-the-sex-that-goes-on-in-it-Caffery."

FIND ME DAVID THE GNOME PRON AND YOU WIN.


EUREKA's CASTLE ALSO ACCEPTABLE. AND ALLEGRAS WINDOW.

When I saw this thread, my first thought was of a picture I had just seen for Yugioh GX. I'm not going to post a link to it, because it involves a twelve-year-old girl (I'm still not quite sure about the rules), but my reaction upon seeing it was as follows:

"Hmmm...just your everyday loli pic...WTF IS THAT THE PRINCIPAL?!"

It didn't show his face, but I was fairly certain. > < To clarify, the principal is a 60-ish, fat guy.

What was more, the picture had that cutaway thing that shows the action going on "inside".

A_Note_Chaotic wrote:

FIND ME DAVID THE GNOME PRON AND YOU WIN.

I R WINR!

Freezer wrote:

A_Note_Chaotic wrote:

FIND ME DAVID THE GNOME PRON AND YOU WIN.

I R WINR!

You may have won, but we all really lost.
You know, I really can't decide whether or not this 502 thing is a good thing or not. :hmm:

Freezer wrote:

A_Note_Chaotic wrote:

FIND ME DAVID THE GNOME PRON AND YOU WIN.

I R WINR!

For you, one internets!

Seriously what is happening in the second one it won't open. What IS she saying? OMG It's going to bother me now.

On an up note, childhood raped. :lolinsane:

I think the only time I felt close to having my childhood raped was finding- not fan art- but "professional" art of Wonder Woman looking cheap and tacky. I used to spin around and pretend to be her! If there's any She-Ra pron, I don't want to know. (Used to pretend I was her too.)

Melissa wrote:

If there's any She-Ra pron, I don't want to know. (Used to pretend I was her too.)

You're just lucky Rule 34's servers are being robust at the moment. I would have to break you and break you good!

Is the site having issues yet again? I keep getting a 502 Gateway Error.

Aggie wrote:

Is the site having issues yet again? I keep getting a 502 Gateway Error.

The server is robust, yes.

This is what happens when A) You don't have a server that can handle the load, B) A database that can handle the load without constant management, C) you won't accept donations to help get either.

Freezer wrote:

Aggie wrote:

Is the site having issues yet again? I keep getting a 502 Gateway Error.

The server is robust, yes.

This is what happens when A) You don't have a server that can handle the load, B) A database that can handle the load without constant management, C) you won't accept donations to help get either.

Well, don't worry Freezer. I have a shortcut around that...

Here's your She-ra porn. If you look in the tag list, She-Ra is one of the larger names (meaning there's a lot more porn of it.) Some of it isn't that bad, actually. (However, I could have done without the Madam Razz porn.) There is some bad stuff though, namely Zimmerman.

Oooh that's hot.

Oh yeah! :viley:

Oh hey speaking of dragons

Some lovingly detailed Sam & Max.

Mae Bedlam wrote:

Some lovingly detailed Sam & Max.

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You monster.

Have some delicious:
Yummy.