Anime-iac: Rule 63, bizarro Chris-chan?

Boy howdy. I just read through this entire deviantart profile and I'm not sure what to think.

Anime-iac is a genuinely terrible deviantart user with some really stupid pictures. Things like badly drawn Dragonball-Z fan art and Sonic characters mashed up with the Daria cast. Just terrible shit, but not anything that really sets this gallery apart from other horrible deviant profiles.

Unless you dig in her gallery a bit.

Anime-iac is 33 year old woman with some obvious issues. She is incredibly self loathing, yet seemingly self-centered at the same time as evidenced by the tower of text on her profile:

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My flaws are that I'm self-center, I stutter when I talk to people and
I don't announciate, I believe that no one wants to be my friend, I'm a
klutz, I'm a retard, I always think that the world revolves around me,
I saying/doing things without thinking, my fatness, my ugliness, no
balance, no intelligence, no mind, no heart, no soul, I get distracted
real easily, I question everything, my lack of belief in God(nor do I
believe that he ever truly like me. I don't think God even likes me. I
don't believe God ever made me.), no focus, and I'm nearsighted.
...I'm the worst friend in God. I am never there for someone. I use people
just ask art requests and co-authors. I've never done a good deed. I
don't help solve people's problems. I don't give advise. I never done
any volunteer work. I don't help. I don't give blood. I don't save
lives. I'm not helping the enviorement. I don't try new things. I can't
save the Earth. I can't save the solor system. I can't save the galaxy.
I can't save the universe. I can't save God.
...I'm always saying/doing things without thinking. I hurt people without
even knowing it. I never do anything right. I always get everything
wrong. I can't anything perfectly right the first time. I lose in every
argument. I have no intelligence. I have no mind, no heart, and no
soul. I never learned how to drive. I don't care about anyone but
myself and I'm afraid of anything and everything. I'm good for nothing.
I'm
the worst friend but the best enemy you would ever have. If I'm on your
friends list please delete me from it. If I've request you to be my
friend, denied it and have me block. If you want me to leave this site
I'll will do so.

That's only parts of it, there's plenty more of this sort of talk splattered all over the profile. Maybe this sort of thinking hits a little too close to home, but it made me feel sympathetic to her.

Then I browsed her gallery.

Spoiler:

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So yeah that...that doesn't make me happy. But I'm not entirely sure how to respond this.

So, is there anyone that she doesn't hate?

Lysander wrote:

So, is there anyone that she doesn't hate?

Her bothers and Garfield apparently.

All that shit about nice guys/girls vs. bad guys/girls is an outlook on life that's definitely designed to comfort someone (ie. the author).

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Things like badly drawn Dragonball-Z fan art and Sonic characters mashed up with the Daria cast.

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Oh God, oh holy LOL up in heaven it actually exists.

First reaction: "Wow, this poor kid is really messed up. Weird, though, I didn't think they allowed ten-year-olds on DA..."

Second reaction: "She sure has a lot of movies for such a young kid. Her parents must love her very much. Wait, wha--"

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All I ever do is eat, sleep, watch TV, play real life bingo, and take an occasional walk.

"What kind of ten-year-old plays bingo? Wait...wait, her avatar...OH FU--"

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Final reaction:

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The mind, it boggles. This is the kind of self-loathing one tends to associate with teenagers (actually, it sounds a lot like me when I was around 14). Thankfully, I grew out of it. Unfortunately, like Peter Pan, MariCruz never grew up.

That's really pathetic, and I can't help but feel sorry for her. Even if her gallery is full of bullshit to make herself feel better about her double standards and contradictions.

Although, lol. Gender change.
I want to know how she came to the conclusion that being transsexual (as is what I assume she meant by "gender" change) means you've solved your loneliness problems and will totally trip over potential partners afterwards.

Oh god. I can't even begin to take this seriously, otherwise I will blow a gasket.

Also, lol at 'bad girls' having big boobs and a flat stomach. Because that has everything to do with it.

Verandering wrote:

Although, lol. Gender change.
I want to know
how she came to the conclusion that being transsexual (as is what I
assume she meant by "gender" change) means you've solved your
loneliness problems and will totally trip over potential partners
afterwards.

Right. It doesn't even make sense by her own standards, much less real life.

If she feels like she has less worth because she does not give blood, why does she not give blood? It is not, like, hard or anything.

Of maybe her problem is that she had sex with a man who has had sex with another man EVEN ONCE since 1977.

Reepicheep-chan wrote:

If she feels like she has less worth because she does not give blood, why does she not give blood? It is not, like, hard or anything.

It is for some people, actually. I've tried to give blood five times and been turned down all but once because of low iron [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] MY BLOOD ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF THEM [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

But given that that's just one item in a list of a number of things she could do but doesn't (volunteer, try new things, do good deeds), I think she's purposefully making a big deal out of it because of some kind of guilt issue or insecurity complex. It's a fascinating case all around, really.

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Reepicheep-chan wrote:

If she feels like she has less worth because she does not give blood, why does she not give blood? It is not, like, hard or anything.

It is for some people, actually. I've tried to give blood five times and been turned down all but once because of low iron [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] MY BLOOD ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF THEM [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

They also won't let you donate blood if you're on certain medications. This frustrates me, because I'm 0- (universal donor), but since I'm on a metric shit ton of medications for my various health problems, I can't donate blood.

I would hate myself too if I were in my thirties and still writing lame song parodies about lame crossover pairings.

The real gold is in those comments, though. Both pages.

Anime-iac wrote:

Maybe you can make a hentai naruto/hinata fic where Hinata goes from "Oh no please it's too soon." to "OH YES YES YES NARUTO! F**K ME FOX BOY! F**K ME HARD AND F**K GOOD! USE ALL NINE TAILS!"

I feel a strange mixture of pity and revulsion

Meet, Maricruz Covarrubias a.k.a. Anime-iac. Maricruz is a very complex young woman with many layers (like an onion). She dislikes
women with off putting attitudes, mild mannered ones, gentlemen, the quintessential "bad boy", herself, conversation, people telling her to get a job, making friends with people who do not share her interest, and people displaying proper manners. Her fears are death and being in a relationship with another human being. He hobbies include; writing biting commentary on life, love and the complexities of the fairer-sex's mind.

Sadly, Maricruz does not see what a beautiful the beautiful philosopher that I see. For you see, Maricruz only hold contempt for herself;

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I'm the worst friend in God. I am never there for someone. I use people just ask art requests and co-authors. I've never done a good deed. I don't help solve people's problems. I don't give advise. I never done any volunteer work. I don't help. I don't give blood. I don't save lives. I'm not helping the enviorement. I don't try new things. I can't save the Earth. I can't save the solor system. I can't save the galaxy. I can't save the universe. I can't save God.

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I'm always saying/doing things without thinking. I hurt people without even knowing it. I never do anything right. I always get everything wrong. I can't anything perfectly right the first time. I lose in every argument. I have no intelligence. I have no mind, no heart, and no soul. I never learned how to drive. I don't care about anyone but myself and I'm afraid of anything and everything. I'm good for nothing.

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My flaws are that I'm self-center, I stutter when I talk to people and I don't announciate, I believe that no one wants to be my friend, I'm a klutz, I'm a retard, I always think that the world revolves around me, I saying/doing things without thinking, my fatness, my ugliness, no balance, no intelligence, no mind, no heart, no soul, I get distracted real easily, I question everything, my lack of belief in God(nor do I believe that he ever truly like me. I don't think God even likes me. I don't believe God ever made me.), no focus, and I'm nearsighted.

'Tis is a tragedy that only Shakespear could have written. The self loathing and deep hostility towards the world this woman hold is coated in a thick layer of melancholy. Since Lady Macbeth, I have ever a seen such a complex study of the women persona.

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Beat you to it.

Well don't I feel like a cock now.

Interesting that you both drew parallels with Chris-chan, though. Maybe someone should introduce them. :3

Dick Powers wrote:

Well don't I feel like a cock now.

Hard and excited?

Mafiosa wrote:

Dick Powers wrote:

Well don't I feel like a cock now.

Hard and excited?

No, limp and impotent.

WAIT WTF.

Edited for wrong comment in the wrong place.

I didn't know that having a lot of orgasms made you a Goddess. So, when do I get my super powers?

"I want a man with a penis bigger than god"

If it wasn't a woman writing this, I'd think it was a man.

Exodia's Right Leg wrote:

"I want a man with a penis bigger than god"

If it wasn't a woman writing this, I'd think it was a man.

Which brings up an interesting question. Do they want a man with a penis bigger than God the SPIRITUAL BEING, or was that just a really bad way of phrasing that they want a penis theoretically bigger than God's? So, could God create a cock so big that even he couldn't lift it?

*Goes to hell*

I read "property" on the "cons" side of the dating a bad girl page as "pooperty." It kind of made it less awful, but no less mesmeric.