What the fuck did I just read? (Harry Potter/Nightmare on Elm St. Crossover)

So, first snark kinda. I decided to read some Harry Potter crossovers for the lulz, and found this gem, just asking to be snarked.
It can be found here.

So lets begin with a very confusing passage.

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"No Leave me alone let me go"! "No He`ll get me!""No!"' Came the cries
of a distraught Hermione Granger who's clothes were dirty with bloody
who`s hair had so much grime in it along with blood as well, Her
clothes were shredded with blood and guts and other such indescrible
things.

indescrible things. Because she cannot describle them.

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Madam Pomfrey looked at the poor girl who was trying to be held by
Lupin, Ron, and Harry. All three were struggling to get her to stop
though she would not, they at least wanted to know what happened when
they had found her but she just screamed and cried louder begging them
to not let her fall asleep or He will Pomfrey looked at the girl who
had gotten free of Ron who was holding her and once she was free of him
she started kicking Harry and Lupin who already had scraches and cuts
from her and looked as if they were going to receive more she had
kicked both Harry and Lupin in the head hard at which they let go and
ran out of the room puushing Pomfrey out of the way and ran down stairs
with tears in her eyes while muttering to herself

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!! Seriously, I have barely any idea what happened here, but I guess Hermione's gone wild. And not in the good way. So she runs away.

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She had ran into someone who came out of the shadows and she started
screaming once again at which Snape had grabbed her put her over his
shoulder ignoring her screaming as best as he could and walked her back
to the medical wing.

I cannot possibly say anything that would be funnier than the visual of Snape slinging Hermione over his shoulder.

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Snape looked at the girl wondering just what happened to her to make
her act like this did her parents die or something tragic just happen
infront of her or something else.

Snape cares. Really.
So, Ron and Harry go to find Dumbledore. Or Dumblydore. He may have a headache, so watch out.

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No No sleep! She got away from him and began cryinh while trying to
get past Snape who was at the door He grabbed her and took out a potion
and forced it into her mouth and had made her swallow her last words
before falling asleep"Please don`t let Freddy come back Please."

No really, please. I don't want a second chapter.
So, it pretty much just ends there. Not a long story, which I'm sure my IQ is thankful for.
But heres what really gets me:

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So tell me if you liked it should I have done it better Yes I combined
my love for Harry Potter with my love for Freddy Kreauger especially
since I might see the new movie soon.

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"What the fuck did I just read?"

A full-blown disaster, that's what. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Madam Pomfrey looked at the poor girl who was trying to be held by Lupin, Ron, and Harry. All three were struggling to get her to stop though she would not

There's nothing I can add that would make this any funnier

FreakEgg, I have to say that your sig is hilarious and oddly appropriate.

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Nothing even HAPPENED. Never thought I'd be glad to see a Freddy crossover with NO Freddy, but given that Doctor Who/Freddy one... Maybe it's better thay didn't rape Freddy's character too.