Man attempts suicide after getting caught videotaping women in the bathroom

If the Todd and the Janitor had assbabies...

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The disturbing incident of a hidden cellphone used to record a woman using the washroom in the Charlottetown Mall has taken a bizarre twist.
The mall custodian who claimed to lose the phone in question apparently tried to commit suicide on Friday night by jumping in front of a moving car on the causeway in Victoria-By-The-Sea.

Now that's taking your problems like a champ!

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“He said he was having a bad day.’’
Cloutier says the man’s vehicle was found parked nearby. Pills were found in the vehicle.

Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...

Man pills?

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Police are not releasing the man’s name and are not planning to lay any charges at this time. They also are making no link between the collision and the mall incident on April 1 that has enraged and disgusted many Islanders.

Oh come on. TED could do a better job of finding legal precedent to support that theory.

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The woman said the video on the phone showed a man with black pants (the same as those being worn by the janitor) on a steel ladder, just like the one she saw in the maintenance room.

Must have recorded it over his rival's vampire doctor movie.

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Seriously, though. What the fuck.

Holy shit, it is the Todd/Janitor assbaby.