Subject: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:31 pm
R. Kelly, ever the champion of women's rights wrote:
Never felt nothing like this, Shes more than a mistress enough to handle my buisness, Now put that girl in my kitchen
Yes, this horrific tripe is actually a song. A real song, written in complete earnest, by R. Kelly (unsurprising), Tyreese (disappointing), and some other guy that used to be SO FUCKING AWESOME before he inexplicably started sucking, and hard.
But let's stray from finger-waggling at misapplied/lost talent and get into these awesome lyrics, shall we?
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Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant, Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant, Lay your body down and get you pregnant, Knock you up, pregnant, Knock you up
The chorus. And trust me when I say that this is the least horrific part of this song.
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All the pretty ladies please line up right next to me, How would you like to go on a little trip with your boy Tyrese, Raise your hand if you want me to fulfill your fantasy, I can have you co-starring and get in one of my new movies, Tell me what your name is, I can make you famous,
Because if there's any one thing you want the mother of your child to be part of, it's raunchy drunken porn! :D
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Around the world in and out of clubs hanging with chicks and I don't see nothing wrong with having a kid
Also, philandering douchebags who are at the club every night are the perfect candidates for fatherhood. Trufax.
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if you choose me i guarantee the rest of your life will be mad drama free ooooo ooooo ooooo i think both of us should leave this club and get somewhere alone with me where there's no phone to ring and plant this magic seed
No.
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Your House, my House, don't matter, get it up Your city, my city don't matter, give it up Something about being with you makes me wanna a baby Put those pills on chill and girl give me my baby
NO.
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Oh girl imma take care of you imma still hold you like we are brand new So don't get it twisted for thirty something weeks i'm still gonna hit it babysit it babysit it
Join date : 2009-07-16 Location : Chillin with my homie Issun on Oni Island
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:46 pm
Does the movie he's going to make me a star in involves golden showers?
Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:17 pm
I want to get R. Kelly pregnant.
And by pregnant I mean dead.
Dick Powers Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-16 Location : Chillin with my homie Issun on Oni Island
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:48 pm
The worst part is that this song is dedicated to his 14 year old baby momma. Who he also pissed on.
Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:05 pm
Dick Powers wrote:
The worst part is that this song is dedicated to his 14 year old baby momma. Who he also pissed on.
Please be joking please be joking please please pleeeeease be joking
Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:43 pm
Bammy wrote:
Also, philandering douchebags who are at the club every night are the perfect candidates for fatherhood. Trufax.
I read that as philanthropist douchebags.
Probably because people about to dislocate a shoulder patting themselves on the back while incidentally improving the world disgust me.
NOW, THE QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"You want to help R Kelly? Fine. Get him some counseling, introduce him to some older women, hide his camcorder. But don't act like the man's a God damn hero!"
Chicago Brown
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 35 Location : Aberystwyth
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:18 am
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:21 am
Spoilers: the midget got her pregnant.
Er, I mean the midget's the baby's daddy; woo.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:54 am
I never thought anything could possibly surpass Smell Yo Dick in terms of sheer trashiness. Looks like I was wrong.
BAYBEEZ = LUV RITE?
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:04 am
Bamshalam wrote:
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All the pretty ladies please line up right next to me, How would you like to go on a little trip with your boy Tyrese, Raise your hand if you want me to fulfill your fantasy, I can have you co-starring and get in one of my new movies, Tell me what your name is, I can make you famous,
Because if there's any one thing you want the mother of your child to be part of, it's raunchy drunken porn! :D
Not to mention the fact that she apparently got the role by screwing him. Roll across the casting couch, anyone?
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Around the world in and out of clubs hanging with chicks and I don't see nothing wrong with having a kid
Yeah, it's a hot fashion accessory, dontchaknow.
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if you choose me i guarantee the rest of your life will be mad drama free
...can I have that in writing?
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i think both of us should leave this club and get somewhere alone with me where there's no phone to ring and plant this magic seed
...You're Jack planting his magic beans, then?
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Oh girl imma take care of you imma still hold you like we are brand new So don't get it twisted for thirty something weeks i'm still gonna hit it babysit it babysit it
...
What does the above even mean?! It's like it's English and I should be understanding it but I'm not. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Sutremaine Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-14 Age : 39 Location : UK
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:26 am
Malganis wrote:
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Oh girl imma take care of you imma still hold you like we are brand new So don't get it twisted for thirty something weeks i'm still gonna hit it babysit it babysit it
...
What does the above even mean?! It's like it's English and I should be understanding it but I'm not.
He's going to have sex with her while she's pregnant and hit the baby with his dick (cervix, what is cervix?), but that's okay because when it comes out, he'll stop hitting it and start babysitting it.
myeerah Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 46
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:42 pm
Mafiosa wrote:
I want to get R. Kelly pregnant.
And by pregnant I mean dead.
No, no. Good old fashioned mpreg. It's a fate worse than death.
Shortly followed by death.
Miss Misery Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : My home planet
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:05 pm
I suppose we can expect the smash hits "Where's My Dinner?" and "I Only Hit You Because I Love You" soon?
theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:15 am
myeerah wrote:
Mafiosa wrote:
I want to get R. Kelly pregnant.
And by pregnant I mean dead.
No, no. Good old fashioned mpreg. It's a fate worse than death.
Shortly followed by death.
Perhaps it should be an Mpreg where R. Kelly delivers the baby through the penis.
Wasn't there a fic where there was a delivery via the nose?
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:06 pm
theweirdkind wrote:
myeerah wrote:
Mafiosa wrote:
I want to get R. Kelly pregnant.
And by pregnant I mean dead.
No, no. Good old fashioned mpreg. It's a fate worse than death.
Shortly followed by death.
Perhaps it should be an Mpreg where R. Kelly delivers the baby through the penis.
Wasn't there a fic where there was a delivery via the nose?
Dunno about the nose, but there was a fic where the delivery was through the dick; gaijinguy and I sporked it.
Harley Quinn hyenaholic Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 39 Location : Taking that picture...
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:18 pm
Good GRIEF.
Oh, sure, songs about sex, that's great and all...
But seriously...
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Something about being with you makes me wanna a baby Put those pills on chill and girl give me my baby
"Okay buddy, here's your baby." *baby falls out of vagina* "Yeah, kids, it's THAT easy! And then they just feed and change themselves for the next 18 years!"
theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:17 am
Malganis wrote:
theweirdkind wrote:
myeerah wrote:
Mafiosa wrote:
I want to get R. Kelly pregnant.
And by pregnant I mean dead.
No, no. Good old fashioned mpreg. It's a fate worse than death.
Shortly followed by death.
Perhaps it should be an Mpreg where R. Kelly delivers the baby through the penis.
Wasn't there a fic where there was a delivery via the nose?
Dunno about the nose, but there was a fic where the delivery was through the dick; gaijinguy and I sporked it.
Nihilist reminded me that there was also a fic where somebody gave birth through the ear. o.o
Bad Luck Charm Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-18 Location : In your brain, haunting your thoughts
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:10 am
Since this is coming from the same guy who wrote "Bump and Grind" back in '94, I'm not entirely surprised.
Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:17 am
Bad Luck Charm wrote:
Since this is coming from the same guy who wrote "Bump and Grind" back in '94, I'm not entirely surprised.
It took him 16 years to get from foreplay to getting the deed done?
Wow.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:25 am
Raine wrote:
Bad Luck Charm wrote:
Since this is coming from the same guy who wrote "Bump and Grind" back in '94, I'm not entirely surprised.
It took him 16 years to get from foreplay to getting the deed done?
Wow.
No, no, you see some girls are only fit for bumping and grinding. It's only the super-special ones who he'll knock up.
Vanilla-villa Sporkbender
Join date : 2010-04-19 Location : England
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:53 am
Ahahahha, 'plant this magic seed', you have to be kidding me. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:24 am
Mysogeny? In my rap music??
UNCANNY.
Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:04 am
Vanilla-villa wrote:
Ahahahha, 'plant this magic seed', you have to be kidding me. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
And then a giant beanstalk grew out of her vagina.
Bamshalam Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:27 pm
Jesus. wrote:
Mysogeny? In my rap music??
UNCANNY.
It's not rap music, jsyk.
Jesus. Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-11-16 Age : 33 Location : Somewhere in the past, I blinked.
Subject: Re: GIRL YOU MAKE ME WANNA GICHU PREGNANT Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:33 pm
Bamshalam wrote:
Jesus. wrote:
Mysogeny? In my rap music??
UNCANNY.
It's not rap music, jsyk.
*listens properly now*
Oh great. What is this then, R&B?
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