Why shave in the bathroom when you can shave in you CAR?

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People are morons.

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A two-car crash on a Florida

WELL THAT'S A BIG SURPRISE. I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE FROM THAT SURPRISE.

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highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini
area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway
Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.

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they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.

1: Why are you shaving your bikini area in front of your ex?

2: Why are you shaving your bikini area while DRIVING? Seriously. Why.

3: You got other people hurt by engaging in your dipshittery, you dipshits. At least the injuries were minor.

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Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.

Well why couldn'y you just do that at WAIT WAIT WAIT. Your ex-husband was in the car with you while you shaved your bikini line because you were going to your boyfriend's house? I know some people stay close to their exes, but what?

This story is just full of WTF.

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Barnes and Judy allegedly drove another half-mile before switching seats.

Look. If you're going to shave in the car, at least switch seats and let non-shaving parties do the driving.

Apparently the woman was previously convicted of a DUI and had her license revoked. She was driving to her boyfriend's house while shaving her bikini like with her ex in the car with a revoked license. WTF all around!

Theaphelia wrote:

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Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.

Well why couldn'y you just do that at WAIT WAIT WAIT. Your ex-husband was in the car with you while you shaved your bikini line because you were going to your boyfriend's house? I know some people stay close to their exes, but what?

...Threesome?

Yeah, that's all I've got.

I mean, what the fuck. I think that you can conceivably do a lot of things safely while driving (though of course not everyone, or even most people, should do them), but shaving a sensitive area like the bikini line is not one of them.

Also, why the hell didn't she do that at home, etc, etc.

Sounds like a...

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close shave.

Kudos to you, miss, for the Mr. Bean clip. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]