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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:45 am | |
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- An Australian woman walking to work was killed during a freak accident after she was struck in the head by flying metal thrown up by a grass cutter, which left her decapitated.
I'd make a comment about Australia being apparently incredibly fuckin' deadly already, what with its spiders and snakes and jellyfish, but... yeah. Poor lady. - Quote :
- The 42 year-old woman, who has not been named, is believed to have been struck by a 60cm piece of steel pipe, in what witnesses described as a “freak accident”.
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The Daily Telegraph understands the woman was decapitated and died instantly at the scene after walking past an empty block of land just after 8am.
Police said a tractor pulling a grass cutter ran over a steel pipe that had been lying in the long grass, which was then sent flying through the air at great speed.
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''The policewoman said it was the worst thing she had seen in 15 years,'' he said.
''At the end of the day there is no other explanation than that it was bad luck.
''It was a one-in-a-million situation. If she had been one second later, or one second earlier, it wouldn't have happened.'' Same could be said for just about any accident, but... wow. | |
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Chaltab Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-07-19 Age : 36 Location : Outside the middle of nowhere
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:47 pm | |
| Good lord, Malganis, you sure know how to find the most depressing stories. | |
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gaijinguy Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : Assuming a spherical frictionless cow
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:56 pm | |
| Really? I'd call this hilarious. Yes, I realize it's an accidental decapitation, but it's not the "evidence that the human race wasn't going to amount to much" stuff Mal usually digs up. I'm imagining this happening with Yackety Sax playing in the background and cracking up at the image. | |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:07 pm | |
| - gaijinguy wrote:
- I'm imagining this happening with Yackety Sax playing in the background and cracking up at the image.
...Me too. We're bad people. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:08 pm | |
| Everything is Australia will try to kill you.
EVERYTHING | |
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Just Chipper Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 33 Location : Liverpool, England
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:40 pm | |
| I wonder if Australia will now ban grass cutters? - Spoiler:
Lawnmower Decapitation would make a great name for a Grindcore band
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Reidmar Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2010-01-10 Age : 33 Location : A string of Code in the Interwebz( IF living = true input ragequit)
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| Lawnmower decapitation = Accidental win (not in the fact that I'm glad she died, I'm not, I just think that's extremely awesome and an obscure way to die) -Reidmar is obsessed with dying and death- I'm sick I know. | |
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TheHedonist Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-10-26 Location : Госпоже Правой Ноге Аниной
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| - Just Chipper wrote:
- Spoiler:
Lawnmower Decapitation would make a great name for a Grindcore band
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I'm looking forward to their Split EP with Autocopulating Leg Wheel, myself.
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Raine Challenge Winner!
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 37 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:01 pm | |
| EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU IN AUSTRALIA.
EVERYTHING. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:34 pm | |
| - Raine wrote:
- EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU IN AUSTRALIA.
EVERYTHING. Including Rainey. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!1! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:37 am | |
| I was just listening to my audiobook of "The Lawnmower Man," too. Creepy. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
| Subject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:49 am | |
| Man, that just sounds like a CSI episode to me. | |
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