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PostSubject: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 11:45 am

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An Australian woman walking to work was killed during a freak accident after she was struck in the head by flying metal thrown up by a grass cutter, which left her decapitated.

pale I'd make a comment about Australia being apparently incredibly fuckin' deadly already, what with its spiders and snakes and jellyfish, but... yeah. Poor lady.

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The 42 year-old woman, who has not been named, is believed to have been struck by a 60cm piece of steel pipe, in what witnesses described as a “freak accident”.

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The Daily Telegraph understands the woman was decapitated and died instantly at the scene after walking past an empty block of land just after 8am.

Police said a tractor pulling a grass cutter ran over a steel pipe that had been lying in the long grass, which was then sent flying through the air at great speed.

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''The policewoman said it was the worst thing she had seen in 15 years,'' he said.

''At the end of the day there is no other explanation than that it was bad luck.

''It was a one-in-a-million situation. If she had been one second later, or one second earlier, it wouldn't have happened.''

Same could be said for just about any accident, but... wow.
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 12:47 pm

Good lord, Malganis, you sure know how to find the most depressing stories.
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 12:56 pm

Really? I'd call this hilarious. Yes, I realize it's an accidental decapitation, but it's not the "evidence that the human race wasn't going to amount to much" stuff Mal usually digs up. I'm imagining this happening with Yackety Sax playing in the background and cracking up at the image.
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 1:07 pm

gaijinguy wrote:
I'm imagining this happening with Yackety Sax playing in the background and cracking up at the image.
...Me too.


We're bad people.
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 1:08 pm

Everything is Australia will try to kill you.

EVERYTHING
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 5:40 pm

I wonder if Australia will now ban grass cutters?

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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 5:45 pm

Lawnmower decapitation = Accidental win (not in the fact that I'm glad she died, I'm not, I just think that's extremely awesome and an obscure way to die) -Reidmar is obsessed with dying and death- I'm sick I know.
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 7:25 pm

Just Chipper wrote:


Spoiler:

Spoiler:
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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptyFri Mar 05, 2010 8:01 pm

EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU IN AUSTRALIA.

EVERYTHING.
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Raine wrote:
EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU IN AUSTRALIA.

EVERYTHING.

Including Rainey. Colbert

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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptySat Mar 06, 2010 6:37 am

I was just listening to my audiobook of "The Lawnmower Man," too.

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PostSubject: Re: Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower   Off went her head - woman killed in freak accident with lawnmower EmptySat Mar 06, 2010 10:49 am

Man, that just sounds like a CSI episode to me.
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