The WGW List of Ultimate Truths

Let's have some truth in here. Nothing fandom or fanbrat related - just solid, everyday facts of life.

I'll go first.




1) Pre-grated cheese is the work of the devil.

2. That 7th pint/shot/cocktail/glass of wine, is ALWAYS a bad idea.

3. IF toiletstall_open=true
toiletpaper=false

4. Somath is a lightweight.

Seule wrote:

1) Pre-grated cheese is the work of the devil.

7) You made this whole thread to tell us that.

Nihilist wrote:

5. The really cool drunks are the ones who don't brag about how much they can handle.

8. Applying your own limitations to others generally isn't appreciated. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

10. Puking on Skype is gross. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

11. Where there are people, there is wank.

13. There is never enough.

14. This will be a terrible thread.

15. It started out that way.

16. No matter where in public you are, 'that guy' will always be there.

myeerah wrote:

11. Where there are people, there is wank.

The only truth in this thread.

"At the end of the day, if there are two people in the world, somebody's going to want somebody dead."

17.) The relevance of a post to the original topic of a thread decreases with every post.

17-a.) Eventually, a thread will go so far off topic, it'll wrap around and become on topic once again.

18.) New Releases is shit today.

19.) If it exists, someone was written a fetish fic about it.

20.) If you are turning a corner there will always be someone turning the same corner at the same time.

21.) I am rad.

22) "Clown" is underused as an insult on here.

That's because:

23) Mouthbreather is the only insult worth saying.

24) You can do a million good things at work and never be noticed for them.

But

25) You screw up just once and that's when the boss is watching.

26) A person is smart. People are fucking stupid.

27.) Good bras are severely underappreciated.

Lapin wrote:

27.) Good bras are severely underappreciated.

28) Well fitting bras are either extremely hard to get or freaking expensive. In my case, both. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

29. A bad-fitting bra, on the other hand, can ruin your whole day.

30. Don't mix Mad Dog 20/20 with anything. Doesn't matter if you have high alcohol tolerance. Don't.

and on the subject of bras...

31. Big boobs may be awesome to some, but your bras no matter the quality will be fucking expensive.

32. Generic corny statement fit for printing on overpriced touristy kitch and sold to morons as an example of homespun aw shucks that's life in the modern world today "wisdom".

33.) Cyberwulf is cranky today.

34. Cyberwulf is always cranky.