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Seule
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PostSubject: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:09 pm

Let's have some truth in here. Nothing fandom or fanbrat related - just solid, everyday facts of life.

I'll go first.




1) Pre-grated cheese is the work of the devil.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:24 pm

2. That 7th pint/shot/cocktail/glass of wine, is ALWAYS a bad idea.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:27 pm

3. IF toiletstall_open=true
toiletpaper=false
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:32 pm

4. Somath is a lightweight.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:38 pm

Seule wrote:
1) Pre-grated cheese is the work of the devil.
7) You made this whole thread to tell us that.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:42 pm

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5. The really cool drunks are the ones who don't brag about how much they can handle.

8. Applying your own limitations to others generally isn't appreciated. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:44 pm

10. Puking on Skype is gross. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:45 pm

11. Where there are people, there is wank.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:48 pm

13. There is never enough.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:53 pm

14. This will be a terrible thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:55 pm

15. It started out that way.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:32 pm

16. No matter where in public you are, 'that guy' will always be there.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:39 pm

myeerah wrote:
11. Where there are people, there is wank.

The only truth in this thread.

"At the end of the day, if there are two people in the world, somebody's going to want somebody dead."

17.) The relevance of a post to the original topic of a thread decreases with every post.

17-a.) Eventually, a thread will go so far off topic, it'll wrap around and become on topic once again.

18.) New Releases is shit today.

19.) If it exists, someone was written a fetish fic about it.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:09 pm

20.) If you are turning a corner there will always be someone turning the same corner at the same time.

21.) I am rad.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:55 pm

22) "Clown" is underused as an insult on here.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:21 pm

That's because:

23) Mouthbreather is the only insult worth saying.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:55 pm

24) You can do a million good things at work and never be noticed for them.

But

25) You screw up just once and that's when the boss is watching.

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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:53 pm

26) A person is smart. People are fucking stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:20 am

27.) Good bras are severely underappreciated.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:31 am

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27.) Good bras are severely underappreciated.

28) Well fitting bras are either extremely hard to get or freaking expensive. In my case, both. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:48 am

29. A bad-fitting bra, on the other hand, can ruin your whole day.

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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:34 pm

30. Don't mix Mad Dog 20/20 with anything. Doesn't matter if you have high alcohol tolerance. Don't.

and on the subject of bras...

31. Big boobs may be awesome to some, but your bras no matter the quality will be fucking expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:18 pm

32. Generic corny statement fit for printing on overpriced touristy kitch and sold to morons as an example of homespun aw shucks that's life in the modern world today "wisdom".
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:37 pm

33.) Cyberwulf is cranky today. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The WGW List of Ultimate Truths   Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:38 am

34. Cyberwulf is always cranky.
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