Steve of the Rings, or, Marty Stu Goes To Middle-Earth

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A fanfic author decides to rewrite Lord of the Rings with the addition of his 'badass' alter-ego, Steve Steel (Slayer of Tabris, Knight of Earth, Head Boy of Hogwarts, The Second, Ultimate Fighting Champion of the Universe, star of such fics as Neon Genesis Stevangelion, Steve Steel Meets The Sailor Scout Girls, Steve Steel vs. Godzilla, Steve Steel Goes To Hogwarts, Gundam Steve, The Matrix Stevolutions and Steve Steel Beats Up Everyone). However, he gets more than he bargained for when a terrible being he's never heard of (because he hasn't read the Silmarillion) offers to make the fic real by sending him to Middle-Earth in the guise of his Marty Stu.

Coming up next: Steve causes havoc at 'Rivendale', while Sauron sends an evil half-Wraith Mary Sue (the Witch-King's daughter) to seduce and manipulate him.

Chapter 1 - The Council of Steve

Steve, after various mishaps (including starting a campfire using napalm), finds his way to "Rivendale", where he meets a weepy Elven Mary Sue named Ringalingalassë, sexually harasses chats up Arwen, and generally acts like a complete jackass. Contains fangirl Elvish.

Interlude: The Land of Eye Shadow

Having observed some of Steve's antics in his Palantir, Sauron sends Princess Raven of Angmar, seductive and mildly psychopathic Goth-Sue extraordinaire, to investigate his potential as a possible recruit - or to kill him if necessary.

I'm pretty sure this guy knows he's written a Stu. We all have special fantasies involving our fandoms.

I beg your pardon? By "this guy", do you mean me, or Steven the fanfic author who appears in the prologue?