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EileenK98 Recovering Fanbrat
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 55 Location : very, very close to Chris
| Subject: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:04 am | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] - Quote :
- Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh remained hospitalized in Hawaii Thursday after experiencing chest pains similar to a heart attack, according to the guest host on his nationally syndicated radio show.
Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital Wednesday during a vacation.
I love how his people won't admit it was a heart attack, although clearly it was. - Quote :
On the radio show, guest host Walter E. Williams described Limbaugh's pains as similar to the feeling of a "heart attack coming on." He said doctors haven't confirmed whether the 58-year-old had a heart attack, and more exams were planned Thursday.
Come on! He's had weight issues for years. Are they afraid they'll get sued or something? To 2009: YOU FAIL! Let's hope 2009 wasn't just holding off so 2010 could have a crack at him. | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:55 am | |
| Oh, 2009, how could you miss that one? | |
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Trioculus Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : State of Utter Confusion
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:37 am | |
| I don't wish death on anyone.
But good grief, if someone had to die, he'd be near the top of my list of people I wouln't miss. | |
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Maximilia My spoon is too big.
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 51 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:41 am | |
| Wow, I have completely mixed feelings about that. Like Trioculus above, I wouldn't wish death on anyone I don't know in person or tourists, but of all the celebrities to die in 2009, that one would have been a nice, last parting gift. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:50 am | |
| 2009 was just taunting us as a final "Fuck you". | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:05 pm | |
| 2009, you were too compassionate. With all the cool celebrities you took, why couldn't you take an uncool one, too? | |
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oracle
Join date : 2009-06-30 Age : 55 Location : South Dakota
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| Damn...so close. Maybe (hopefully) in 2010. | |
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unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| Note to The Left: Wait until Obamacare comes into effect, and then make the people you want dead need medical care. It might actually work then. - Spoiler:
(it was either that or "Of course he survived. His work is not yet finished on this earth yet.")
Personally, I am amazed that it's someone I know about. - Lady Anne wrote:
- 2009, you were too
compassionate Conservative. Fix'd. | |
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Lembech Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:59 pm | |
| 2009, you were truly an epitome of disappoint.
You take away all the good folks and fail to take away someone we honestly could've done without (not wishing death or anything but yeah). | |
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Lysander Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:10 pm | |
| - unskilled78 wrote:
- Lady Anne wrote:
- 2009, you were too
compassionate Conservative. Fix'd. Okay, help me out here. I can understand why Conservatives would want Michael Jackson dead. He was a negro, just like the Obamachrist and therefore he deserved to die along with the rest of his race (see also: Hurricane Katrina). That chick with the heart thingie wasn't barefoot, pregnant, or in a kitchen, so she obviously needed to be stoned to death for her whoring ways. Why would you hate Billy Mays, though? He was pretty cool. He brought freedom to the people of CWCville. | |
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unskilled78 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : a hell of his own creation.
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| I wouldn't know about most conservatives, but hating MJ for his Blackness seems like hating FDR for his record in the Boston Marathon. He was quite possabily a pedophile. Plus, he was one of those modern musicians. You don't find record of Mozart selling tickets by grabbing his crotch between sonatas. Farrah Fawcett was in Myra Breckinridge, a movie that tried to teach that women and transsexuals are superior to men, in addition to being a really crappy movie. She also inflamed mens lusts by being on Baywatch. Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists. | |
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Hot Cancer Playwright
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : Your Pancreas
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:14 pm | |
| - unskilled78 wrote:
- Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.
Clearly he was being punished for not giving all his money to televangelists. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:28 pm | |
| - Aggie wrote:
- unskilled78 wrote:
- Billie Mays I'm not God. Maybe he gave money to the Communists.
Clearly he was being punished for not giving all his money to televangelists. Or maybe God was sick of his commercials interrupting football games Still, poor Billy. You're the only truly awesome person I know of who died in 2009. | |
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theweirdkind Bastion of Sanity
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 34 Location : The Land of Strangeness
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:27 pm | |
| Rush Limbaugh refuses to die the same year as Sen. Ted Kennedy. | |
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karmyn31 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:54 am | |
| Can I just say I want to beat Mikey for saying what he did? Lots of cool people died in 2009. Kim Manners, David Carradine, and Patrick Swayze. There's three off the top of my head. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:47 am | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:55 am | |
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Freezer Epic-Level Pornomancer
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:26 am | |
| - Hot Cancer wrote:
- [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Ganking liek whoa! - Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
- Still, poor Billy. You're the only truly awesome person I know of who died in 2009.
You. Me. Outside. With knives. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:42 am | |
| - karmyn31 wrote:
- Can I just say I want to beat Mikey for saying what he did? Lots of cool people died in 2009.
Kim Manners, David Carradine, and Patrick Swayze. There's three off the top of my head. I guess Swyaze was a pretty cool guy, even if I can't think of one movie of his that was any good. I'm still happy I don't have to see MJ's face on the news anymore. God damn, that guy was a living Halloween decoration. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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karmyn31 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:04 am | |
| Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey. Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated. Kick it in the ass! (Kim Manners reference) | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:50 pm | |
| - karmyn31 wrote:
- Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey.
Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated. Educating Mikey is like building a perpetual motion machine, finding a registered Republican in Manhattan, or achieving peace between Israel and the Palestinians: it just can't be done. | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:33 pm | |
| - karmyn31 wrote:
- Freezer, I will be joining you in killing Mikey.
Mikey, did you never watch The Outsiders? You need to be educated. Kick it in the ass! (Kim Manners reference) KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH AND RUN! (Scrubs reference) | |
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karmyn31 Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: 2009 tries to take one last victim, FAILS! Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:33 pm | |
| Dude, Kim Manners is cooler than Scrubs could ever hope to be. He started with 21 Jump Street, made his mark with the X-Files, and finished up with Supernatural. You just don't get much more kick-ass than that. | |
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