Officer jerks off to child porn in Evidence Room.

It's like a perfect storm of WTF and Fail...

Quote :

Veteran Adams Police Officer Alan C. Vigiard, 45,
was arrested last week and charged with possession of child
pornography. He has been placed on administrative leave pending further
investigation, authorities said Monday.

According to state police reports, Vigiard, who is married with
two children, allegedly downloaded and viewed child pornography in the
Adams Police Department evidence room. He pleaded not guilty to the
child pornography charge Friday in Northern Berkshire District Court.
Police Chief Donald Poirot and the State Police Berkshire
Detective Unit began investigating after a folder containing 153 images
of child pornography was copied onto CDs with evidence for a larceny
case and sent to the Berkshire County district attorney's office,
according to court documents.

The images included both male and female children "clearly
under age 18" in various states of undress and in sexually explicit
situations, according to state police reports. Mixed in with the
pornographic images were pictures of clothed teenage girls who have
been identified as being from the Adams area.

Also on the CDs were images and a video clip of a male
masturbating in front of a computer monitor, the reports state -- the
male's head is never in view, but the background was clearly identified
as the Police Department's evidence room. According to police, the man
in the video had a distinctive scar on his left hand that matched one a state trooper noticed on Vigiard's hand when he was arrested.

Let's see... downloading child porn at work... wanking to it at work... having a videotape of said wanking to CP at work that shows a distinguishing marking so that wanker can be recognized...

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Stupid.

So nice when creeps like this make a nice steaming pile of evidence to put them away with.

I'm glad this guy was that dumb. I really hope he never did anything to his own children. Though chances of that are small.

At least he wasn't making it.
Still, seems really stupid to me to be committing a crime in a police station.

I'm now wondering whether the guy secretly, perhaps even subconsciously, wanted to be caught, so he did this in a way that would make it likely for him to be tracked down sooner or later, or if he really is so damn stupid that he thought he could get away with this... somehow.

I think this guy ate a big bowl of stupid before coming to work that or those days. I mean seriously, you belong on "The Smoking Gunn".

Remember kids: if you get lost, talk to Mr. Police Officer!

Calling that guy a moron is an insult to all the morons in the world.

Well, this shows some good can come even from absolute stupidity.

Life imitates Chuck Palahniuk.

This is appalling. I hope he gets fired - from a cannon into the sun.

People start off jerking off to child porn but it gets worse from there.

saeku wrote:

Life imitates Chuck Palahniuk.

Oh, good, I wasn't the only one that went there immediately. Thank you.

Harley wrote:

This is appalling. I hope he gets fired - from a cannon into the sun.

Teehee, Futurama.

Harley wrote:

People start off jerking off to child porn but it gets worse from there.

Speaking from your experience with hedgehog and toaster porn, are you?

Also, a police station is a PERFECT place to commit a crime. Think about it, no one would expect it. They're all thinking "no one could possibly be so stupid as to break the law in a building full of police officers!" So they lower their guard. Apparently not low enough, but that's not the point.

Now watch him try to remove the scar with a cheese grater before his trial. Or grab a butcher knife. "Your honor, I clearly do not HAVE a left hand!"

Way to necropost, you douche. God, how incompetent are you? Go back to whatever worthless forum you came from.

NOOOO SERIAN DON'T LEAVE I LOVED YOUR TEDDYBABES TOPIC

Delcat wrote:

Way to necropost, you douche.

I thought a topic had to be dead for a minimum of a month to be considered necroposting. How long was it, 11 days?

Yet another example of us eating our young. Honestly how do you people justify jumping on the first mistake a guy makes and yet the perma fuck ups, them we keep around.

I thought Delcat was joking? :downs:

Aggie wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Way to necropost, you douche.

I thought a topic had to be dead for a minimum of a month to be considered necroposting. How long was it, 11 days?

It depends. If you actually add something of worth to the thread, not many are going to lose a screw over necroposting.

If you, like Chris, post four words that amount to less than nothing, there isn't much tolerance for necroposting.

Serry's post really wasn't worth bumping a thread for.

Well, excuse the fuck out of me for not noticing the date on a single post, Del. It's not like the forum moves super quick or anything, it wasn't on the bottom of the list. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?

*doesn't give a shit about necroposting, doesn't know why Delcat does*

Yeah, it's not like they were posting in a thread from this summer. It was still on the front page and not that far down.

See? This one's midichlorians are off the scale.

Nihilist wrote:

I thought Delcat was joking? :downs:

No, I am not fucking joking. I'm sick to death of these fucking idiots on our fucking forum. Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn. Die in a fucking acid bath.

Delcat wrote:

Nihilist wrote:

I thought Delcat was joking? :downs:

No, I am not fucking joking. I'm sick to death of these fucking idiots on our fucking forum. Seiran, you are not good enough for us, this forum is not for you, and I shudder to think of the poison womb that spawned someone as insipid as you ever squeezing out another useless spawn. Die in a fucking acid bath.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Wow, pleasure to know you feel that way.