Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : The Coney Island Disco Palace
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:40 pm
Deutschtard Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:01 am
OH my god. that is like... one of the best videos ever XDDDDDDD i'm laughing my head off right now. I have some sort of feeling the boy would either love this or be offended xD;
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:40 am
DarthDarthington wrote:
Magneto is a holocaust survivor
He's also an unrepentant mass murderer, which is why I really can't stand his sermons.
Deutschtard Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:27 am
I am obviously dubbed "Deutschtard" for a reason. This is one of them. I flail over this more than the original version:
All three of them have been translated into German now. and I love them all XD Translating these takes a shitload of patience, I'm sure. So my respect goes out to the guys who do them. -uses emote...because i can-
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:22 am
WE MUSH PUSH LITTLE PLUMBER
Mae Bedlam Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : The Coney Island Disco Palace
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:50 am
Some guy plays the Team Rocket theme on an actual pipe organ and punctuates it with the adorably dweeby James laugh. I am enough of a dork to find this awesome.
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:51 am
Sig Sauer's "Cash for Klunkers" program
Quote :
Purchase a new SIG SAUER P220, P226, P229, 1911, SIG556 pistol, or SIG556 rifle from your dealer’s inventory from September 7th through November 30th, 2009, and SIG SAUER will give you $200.00 for your old KLUNKER* pistol or revolver.
Deutschtard Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:30 am
Mae Bedlam wrote:
Some guy plays the Team Rocket theme on an actual pipe organ and punctuates it with the adorably dweeby James laugh. I am enough of a dork to find this awesome.
Dude, that takes serious skill to play them thar things. I asked the organist at my grandparents church how long it took him to learn, and he just laughed at me and said hes' STILL learning. Those things are like... four keyboards, one you play WITH YOUR FUCKING FEET.
anyway, yes, that is awesome and I haven't played pokemon in almost a decade. And he's doing it in a church -snort-. and I am not lying when I say that I honestly LOL'ed at that little dorky laugh XD
- - - - - - My minor awesomeness? I GOT A MOUNTAIN BIKE, I'M GOING TO BIKE TO SCHOOL AND BE HEALTHY AND ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS, OH YEAH :D
The Unoriginal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-17
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:46 am
Jedi accuses UK department store of religious discrimination
The article is brief, so I'll just quote it in its entirety.
Quote :
Remember Barbara Adams, the woman who wore her Star Trek uniform even while serving as a juror on the Whitewater trial? We thought her dedication to sci-fi was so above and beyond the call of duty it would never be matched, but a report in today's London Telegraph proves we should never say never.
According to Daniel Jones, founder of the International Church of Jediism, staff at a Tesco department store in Bangor, North Wales, ejected him over security fears when he refused to remove his hood.
"I told them it was a requirement of my religion, but they just sniggered and ordered me to leave," said Jones, also known by his Jedi name Morda Hehol. "I walked past a Muslim lady in a veil. Surely the same rules should apply to everyone."
The handbook of the U.K. Jedi Church, which was founded last year by Jones—excuse us, Morda Hehol—states that "Jedis must wear a hood up in any public place of a large audience." The religion is practiced by 500,000 around the world.
"It was discrimination," said Jones. "I was really upset. Nobody should be treated like that."
What makes it an awesome, you'll ask? Because of this:
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A Tesco spokesman had this response:
"Jedi are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side. If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:39 pm
I just realized that being a Jedi requires no larger degree of faith than being a member of any other religion. That's a tad unnerving.
...
This is, except for the part where the source material is knowingly and deliberately fictional.
And dear God is that TF2 map awesome. I need to try if out some time. Also, I have a friend who will really appreciate that Rocket theme.
myeerah Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 46
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:36 pm
I am a geek.
D&D drinks.
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:19 pm
myeerah wrote:
I am a geek.
D&D drinks.
I want that. I want that so badly. Jones is my favourite soda brand to begin with and this just cinches it.
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:16 am
I just realized that XKCD can be used against itself whenever it gets on a soapbox. Case in point:
Join date : 2009-08-04 Age : 38 Location : Niggertown, HUAHUEHUAland
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:46 am
Video Games Live is coming to this backwater shithole where I live. Tomorrow. And I have a front row ticket.
GamemasterAnthony Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-07-23 Age : 49 Location : Minneapolis, MN, Real-Earth
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:40 am
Dethklok - Dethalbum II just came out yesterday.
If that's not a minor awesome, I don't know what is. And yes...I have my copy.
Goat Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-12
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:27 am
Miss Misery wrote:
The most awesome hissy fit ever caught on video--Kid's mother cancels his WOW account and he freaks the fuck out.
Must seen to be believed. I've never heard a human being make noises like that before. :D
Oh, that was beautiful, but I was most amused by the absolutely gleeful little(?) brother who taped the whole thing. He was just so happy.
Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:27 pm
Awesome Twisted Disney Princesses art is AWESOME
My faves are Mulan, Ariel and Pocahontas.
But they're all pretty fucking cool.
Sparrow Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : West Peoria, IL
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:36 pm
Fitchsticks wrote:
Awesome Twisted Disney Princesses art is AWESOME
My faves are Mulan, Ariel and Pocahontas.
But they're all pretty fucking cool.
We know
Fitchsticks Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:50 pm
Man I'm always late to the party. Apologies for the repeat post.
Dr. Professor Science Ghoti
Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 32 Location : One of the guys with the giant papier-mâché dongs in Lysistrata
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:34 am
This guy does hysterical edits of The Next Generation. You don't have to know much about the show to find the stuff funny. There's no story and no sense, though I'd recommend watching them in order so that you won't miss any running jokes. I nearly cried laughing, as did my mom who heard the noise and was curious.
ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 38 Location : In WD40's head
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:53 am
Awesome Korean health promotion videos. I'd totally get off my fat arse for these.
Zeiss Manifold Ants got into everyone
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 33 Location : In the Land of Foppery and Whim
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:35 pm
I must have some inborn gift for syncing things, because I've been dicking around with Youtube Doubler for the past few days and it's been continually blowing my mind.
Here are some of my mashups (Wait for both videos to load, then mute the one on the right and start both at approximately the same time):
LoGH, with some gravy and fries.
Eureka Seven made even more stoner-y.
Ween Genesis Evangelion.
Syd Barret initiates Third Impact. (Eva spoilers)
Leonard Nimoy initiates Third Impact. (Same clip as above)
The worst knife fight ever, to the best knife fight music ever.
ETA: The Turkish Star Wars soundtrack - restored!
ETA2: a bit late to the party on this one but hey
Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
Subject: Re: Minor awesomes Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:47 am
Bullet impacts recorded at 1 million frames per second.