Chris-chan and Sonichu: ZAP TO THE EXTREME

Oh, Mafi, I love you, and your sister. Please tell me you're going to do the porn issue.

Delcat wrote:

Oh, Mafi, I love you, and your sister. Please tell me you're going to do the porn issue.

Is it the one where he gets married? I don't know why I have that on my comp. I mean, I sure as hell can't wank to it.

the asylum wrote:

Delcat wrote:

Oh, Mafi, I love you, and your sister. Please tell me you're going to do the porn issue.

Is it the one where he gets married? I don't know why I have that on my comp. I mean, I sure as hell can't wank to it.

Or the one where Chris explains electric hedgehog sex as Sonichu and Rosechu get it on.

Poor sister. She has no idea what's she's in for.

...Glade candles.

Thank you guys, I tried hacking through this one on my own once, but it was waaaaaay too much for me. Your snark makes it aaaaaaaaaaaall better~ <3

Alea Iacta Est wrote:

Why are you bullying an autistic boy? Stop it. He clearly doesn't see these comics in the same way we do and he obviously wouldn't have the same capabilities as we do.

His problems extend far beyond autism.

He's racist, misogynist, homophobic, sexually harasses women, has been kicked out of public places for trying to solicit women and harassing patrons, drew explicit pictures of a girl and posted them on the Internet (and subsequently traumatized her), and is an all-around loathsome person. Most people with Asperger's/autism don't want to be associated with him.

Mafi, tell your sister I approve of her names for her future children. Especially Jerkop.

I've heard so much about Chris Chan but I've never before had the endurance or the masochistic desire to actually read through his comics. It as a stroke of genius to snark these. I wish I had thought of it myself.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I've heard so much about Chris Chan but I've never before had the endurance or the masochistic desire to actually read through his comics. It as a stroke of genius to snark these. I wish I had thought of it myself.

Don't ever let yourself be linked to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I caught one glimpse of him dancing around in his room with no clothes on and am now scarred for life.

You are long long since too late with that warning.

and people say I am creepy. Current state of Flabber: Ghasted.

Being autistic myself, I actually know a few guys who are like this to varying degrees. I thought they were pervy and creepy and weird, but then I saw this guy. The only behavior of his that I think can be explained by the autism is the crappy art. We do tend to have more fine motor skills problems than neurotypicals, and I have personally had times when my hands have gotten tired and I get sloppy in my rush to just get the picture done.

However, the bigotry, nude dancing, etc. is inexcusable, and I think he would still have similar issues even if he was neurotypical.

I'm looking forward to the sporking of the really crazy parts!

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Angelica was raised in a Church by Nuns. Angelica is a Believer, so she prays every Day and Night. She is usually at peace especially when flying sky-high.

LOL wut.

You girls might just wanna check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.

*phones the local mental asylum*

Lysander wrote:

*A glimpse into madness*

...Wow. This guy is so legitimately off his rocker that I feel bad even making fun of him.

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You girls might just wanna check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.

I'm gonna Kick the Autistic...'s ass.

Cyberwulf wrote:

So basically this comic is all about Chris-Chan's lonely life and how he can't get a girlfriend, and his childish fantasies of MORPHING INTO A BLUE HEDGEHOG POKEMON AND SHOWING EVERYBODY.

My own comic isn't the greatest in the world but good Christ it's better than this.

Dude, you do realize he's autistic, right? Like, severely so?

Bamshalam wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So basically this comic is all about Chris-Chan's lonely life and how he can't get a girlfriend, and his childish fantasies of MORPHING INTO A BLUE HEDGEHOG POKEMON AND SHOWING EVERYBODY.

My own comic isn't the greatest in the world but good Christ it's better than this.

Dude, you do realize he's autistic, right? Like, severely so?

Wrong.

Edit: To clarify, even he classifies himself as a "high-functioning autistic". He isn't so much "autistic" as "Unskilled". He's been allowed to be alternately coddled and ignored by his terrible parents which has simply lead to him becoming a terrible, terrible human being with a most likely false diagnosis as his excuse for all of his awful behavior. By pitying him for his fake disorder you're trying to give him a free pass for all his racist, sexist, moronic, immature and embarrassing tendencies. You're just validating his excuses as to why he can't better his life and himself, get a job and do something of worth.

Mafiosa wrote:

Bamshalam wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So basically this comic is all about Chris-Chan's lonely life and how he can't get a girlfriend, and his childish fantasies of MORPHING INTO A BLUE HEDGEHOG POKEMON AND SHOWING EVERYBODY.

My own comic isn't the greatest in the world but good Christ it's better than this.

Dude, you do realize he's autistic, right? Like, severely so?

Wrong.

Edit: To clarify, even he classifies himself as a "high-functioning autistic". He isn't so much "autistic" as "Unskilled". He's been allowed to be alternately coddled and ignored by his terrible parents which has simply lead to him becoming a terrible, terrible human being with a most likely false diagnosis as his excuse for all of his awful behavior.

Really? You've seen those awkward, disturbing-assed videos. Weather it's Autism or something else, he's clearly not right in the head. I've met high-functioning Autistic people before and they weren't anywhere near as cray-cray as this guy is, so him 'classifying himself' as high-functioning holds as much water to me as him declaring he's the Queen of France.

Mafiosa wrote:

By pitying him for his fake disorder you're trying to give him a free pass for all his racist, sexist, moronic, immature and embarrassing tendencies. You're just validating his excuses as to why he can't better his life and himself, get a job and do something of worth.

Not really, though. I haven't excused his behavior here at all, I just said I felt bad making fun of someone so obviously out of his damned mind.

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Weather it's Autism or something else, he's clearly not right in the head.

He's a victim of bad parenting. And even autistic do not want to be associated with him. Plus, I don't understand what point you're making here.

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Not really, though. I haven't excused his behavior here at all, I just said I felt bad making fun of someone so obviously out of his damned mind.

No. Poke around the CWCki for a bit and you'll find that Chris-chan doesn't deserve pity. He brings most of his ruination upon himself.

Bamshalam wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

So basically this comic is all about Chris-Chan's lonely life and how he can't get a girlfriend, and his childish fantasies of MORPHING INTO A BLUE HEDGEHOG POKEMON AND SHOWING EVERYBODY.

My own comic isn't the greatest in the world but good Christ it's better than this.

Dude, you do realize he's autistic, right? Like, severely so?

And the comic is still bad. The artwork is bad, the characters are derivative, and the storyline is only of interest to Chris himself. It would be a bad comic if he was neurotypical. It would be a bad comic if he was seven.

Messing with the guy, the way various trolls have done in severely fucked up ways (like making him shove his medallion up his ass), is wrong because it's obvious he doesn't understand how the Internet works, or that the only way to make this all go away is to stop giving trolls more fodder in the form of angry YouTube vids, and maybe disappear from the Net for a while and take up a new moniker far far away from his old stomping grounds. But we can still look at his comic and call it shit.

Also, I want to get this out there: all else being equal, the Liquid Chris Saga was hilarious in the setup and execution.

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Twin_Falling_Towers

Mafiosa wrote:

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Twin_Falling_Towers

That's really fucked up.

also now I can't stop following all the links.

APOLOGY TIME:



1) He tried to prove what a good American he is, but he fails the national anthem. Hard.

2) His "apology" consisted of 'shopping the Twin Towers by cutting the tops off, and setting them of FIRE.