Delcat Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 36 Location : Underestimating the power of soup
| Subject: An Unusual Sex Toy (A Gundam Wing quickshot) Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:07 pm | |
| Okay guys, I decided to step a little outside of the bounds of my fandom this time, in the spirit of the competition. Thanks to Wufei, my Gundam Wing buddy, for helping me with characterization. Hm, I wonder what this one is about... - Quote :
- Um. Kinky. Weird. Yaoi? OOC. Wufei torture...
Not mine, I'd sure as hell *not* do this to anything I actually owned...
The sasasasasadfj Fic ...... Lys ap Adin Huh? That's weird, I could have sworn there was a title there a second ago. Oh well, let's go on. - Quote :
- Treize slowly lifted an eyebrow as Wufei blushed madly and squirmed beneath
that penetrating gaze. Finally, the boy's eyes dropped, a silent admission of defeat. Finally, the general chose to speak. "Dragon, I had no idea your tastes were so... unique." Treize: Really, the ladies on elephants and the bottles of ginger ale and the rubber bath toys I could understand, but the anatomically incorrect carrot costume is a bit much. - Quote :
- "...shut up, Treize." Wufei raised his face, scowling.
"How, may I ask, did you come about this little... obsession?" Wufei heaved a long sigh, eyes downcast. "Have you ever heard of a website...called 4chan?" - Quote :
- "It's none of your damn business." Wufei crossed his arms,
trying to mask embarrassment with impatience. "Are we going to fuck or not?"
"Patience, Wufei. Before I experiment with anything, I prefer to research it... One never knows when knowledge might prove useful." Treize smiled smugly at his young lover. Wufei: That would explain why you take three different research notebooks and a set of colored pencils in with you every time you jerk off. Treize: Y-you mean...not all men graph their ejaculation performance starting at the tender age of twelve? - Quote :
- Wufei heaved a deep sigh. "Fine, if you *must* know... Duo has a
fondness for experimenting... and a libido the size of a third-world nation." Wufei: You should see it...the flies, the starving children, the political unrest... Treize: I'm starting to understand why you're such a barrel of laughs. - Quote :
- Treize looked faintly injured. "I'm not your first?"
Wufei: ...no. I had a wife. You know, that woman with which I had a long-standing monogamous relationship? Author: lol wut?? penises [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Wufei: *sigh* - Quote :
- Treize sniffed. "If you're going to be that way, I don't know if
I want to do this after all."
"Gomen, Treize, but that line won't work... after all, I'm more familiar with eggbeaters than you are, and two people are not necessary for their operation." Wufei smirked and cranked the eggbeater a few times for emphasis.
Treize sighed, deciding that it would be best to admit defeat gracefully and plot revenge later. "Then, Dragon, let's go to bed... and bring your toy with you." [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]----- (Delcat: Hey Wufei, if Wufei was going to use an eggbeater as a weapon, what kind of eggbeater would he use? Delcat: Like an oldstyle one, or a modern one? Wufei: ... Oldstyle. Delcat: Thank you. Delcat: What about Treize? Wufei: ... new. Wufei: Why? Delcat: No reason :3 Wufei: ...whut.) | |
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Trioculus Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-11 Location : State of Utter Confusion
| Subject: Re: An Unusual Sex Toy (A Gundam Wing quickshot) Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:59 am | |
| - Quote :
- Treize: Y-you mean...not all men graph their ejaculation performance starting at the tender age of twelve?
( Insert Tuxedo Mark joke here ) | |
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Reepicheep-chan Important Person
Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 38 Location : IN A SEXY NEW CONDO
| Subject: Re: An Unusual Sex Toy (A Gundam Wing quickshot) Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:34 pm | |
| All my eggbeaters are electric. *wink**wink* | |
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