Which Flame Warrior are you?

I know I've been this guy on another board, but here? I dunno.

Penguin wrote:

I know I've been this guy on another board, but here? I dunno.

This is you, isn't it?

I think this may be Mikey.

I'm probably a Big Cat, I can't find anything else that fits me anyway.

Although had I had the Internet when I was in school, I'd have been one of these. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Somewhere between a Big Cat, a Lamer, and Pithy Phrase, with a side of Therapist and a dash of Nitpick.

I can also see some of the Enfant Provocateur in myself.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I can also see some of the Enfant Provocateur in myself.

I think that's a little of Nihilist as well.

Me.

At other forums, I am either a Diplomat, a Tireless Rebutter or a Netiquette Nazi. Depends on whether I'm having a good day or not.

You guys.

You guys, I try SO HARD not to be this, but I totally am. It's breaking my heart more than racism and slavery combined. ;_;

theweirdkind wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I can also see some of the Enfant Provocateur in myself.

I think that's a little of Nihilist as well.

Ohh yeah. I mean, we're all privy to his delightful trolling efforts.

Bamshalam wrote:

You guys.

You guys, I try SO HARD not to be this, but I totally am. It's breaking my heart more than racism and slavery combined. ;_;

God, that is so racist.

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I can also see some of the Enfant Provocateur in myself.

I think that's a little of Nihilist as well.

Ohh yeah. I mean, we're all privy to his delightful trolling efforts.

Trolling my own school newspaper? All in good fun. Hopefully it's a good mix of Enfant Provocateur with Big Dog, because now on there I have an army of Me-Toos.

Narwhal is Big Dog with a hint of Bong. At least that's my opinion.

The mention of Lolita turns sane posters into Klaxon.

And this is Malganis Y/Y?

Our wank. Thing is, we kind of live for this stuff. Sometimes, grenades need to be thrown.

I like to think I'm growing out of my prolonged Acne phase. Yeah. Slowly but surely. I have no idea what I'm getting into right now, though.

Fairlight wrote:

Penguin wrote:

I know I've been this guy on another board, but here? I dunno.

This is you, isn't it?

Nah, he's doesn't really fit the Internet Tough Guy or AMERICA FUCK YEAR parts of that stereotype.

I'm not sure if my old sockpuppet was a Fragile Femme or Innocence Abused, but she was definitely an Acne. That was crazy fun.

I also realized that I really fucking hate Coffee Klatches, which are most of the people who post regularly in the Something Good/Something Bad/Generic MEMEME Couch thread and nowhere else. They basically treat the forum like their own LiveJournals.

Nihilist wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

theweirdkind wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

I can also see some of the Enfant Provocateur in myself.

I think that's a little of Nihilist as well.

Ohh yeah. I mean, we're all privy to his delightful trolling efforts.

Trolling my own school newspaper? All in good fun. Hopefully it's a good mix of Enfant Provocateur with Big Dog, because now on there I have an army of Me-Toos.

Narwhal is Big Dog with a hint of Bong. At least that's my opinion.

Who's Narwhal's Me Too, then? As for myself, not really active enough to fit most of them, so I guess I'd be some mix of Lurker, with a bit of Grunter on the chat when I'm busy or just run out of things to say (or, for that matter, when the chatbox is eating my posts and I'm testing to see if it's stopped). Mystique and I used to be Duellists, but I've since cleaned up my act.

So now I think my avatar needs to be a dog smoking a bong.

KGarrett wrote:

Who's Narwhal's Me Too, then?

I don't think that she has any single sycophantic Me Too, just that people tend to agree with her and get behind her when she says something.

I genuinely had no idea that I had a posse or anything resembling a "me too". I just kind of wander in and make retarded comments or one liners, and once in a blue moon I go all tl;dr on everybody.

Spot on with Bong, though. I'm high about 70% of the time I'm on here. What can I say? You're entertaining.

I'm not so sure you have a "posse" so much as you're just really good at putting into words opinions that the majority agrees with... of course I only remember one instance of you going tl;dr, and it's your review of The Envelope. Apparently I have no long-term memory. I just remember that most of the time I agree with you and that you are able to phrase things very well.

Ugh I think I'm casting myself in a bad light now... like some sort of weird hanger-on. I don't know, your opinions just tend to coincide with mine and what I know of many other people's... at least in my apparently extremely limited recollections.

Chill, I'm not psychoanalyzing your response or anything. I was actually secretly worried that I was just too high all the time to notice that:

a) I had a bandwagon
b) People were jumping on it

Apropos of nothing, Narwhal, I saw your avatar and thought you were Malganis. It's such a Mal picture.

LO-FUCKING-L, she seriously just PMed me to ask where I got my avatar, ahahahahahahah. Spot on, Myeerah. I just really love Pan's Labyrinth. I might change it soon, though. I think it's too serious for me.

I suspect I have some elements of:

Quote :

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

Narwhal wrote:

LO-FUCKING-L, she seriously just PMed me to ask where I got my avatar, ahahahahahahah.

Hey, it was just a friendly PM. I seriously was wondering if it came from one of the tamer threads on gurochan /f/ or something.

Nihilist wrote:

And this is Malganis Y/Y?

I dunno, I don't think I'm all about stopping other from fighting...

Hmm, I'd like to think I'm a Big Cat, but I'd say I'm more like Eagle Scout with some Filibuster thrown in, and some unfortunate tendencies to be a Lonely Guy.

Malganis wrote:

Narwhal wrote:

LO-FUCKING-L, she seriously just PMed me to ask where I got my avatar, ahahahahahahah.

Hey, it was just a friendly PM. I seriously was wondering if it came from one of the tamer threads on gurochan /f/ or something.

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I'm aware it was a friendly PM. I just thought it was hilarious that about five seconds after you PM me about it someone points out that it's your type of avatar.

Narwhal wrote:

Malganis wrote:

Narwhal wrote:

LO-FUCKING-L, she seriously just PMed me to ask where I got my avatar, ahahahahahahah.

Hey, it was just a friendly PM. I seriously was wondering if it came from one of the tamer threads on gurochan /f/ or something. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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I'm aware it was a friendly PM. I just thought it was hilarious that about five seconds after you PM me about it someone points out that it's your type of avatar.

*nods* Ah, I'm sorry. I just took your initial statement for something it wasn't, I guess.

To make up for that... Dog Bong!

I can drift from Bong to Coffee Klatch but I'm mostly a Rottweiler Puppy.

Oh, and I'm miserably in perma-Coffee Klatch mode if the Message Board in question has a strict censor filter(Y HALO THAR STARMEN.NET!). Just let me swear a few times and it's all golden from there.