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+12Chris91 grmblfjx VB Narwhal Lady Anne Sorsa A. Jänis ZoZo Snoof T.S.Orr Aggie Mafiosa Malganis 16 posters |
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Malganis Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:09 pm | |
| It's a case of driving while wanking. - Quote :
- A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
Apparently he did not learn to keep his hands on the wheel in driving school. - Quote :
- The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a
police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. Wow, how horny do you have to be to do that? Or how unable to orgasm? - Quote :
- "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the
road." No kidding. - Quote :
- The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] For some reason I find that hilarious. | |
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Mafiosa You crack me up, little buddy!
Join date : 2009-06-03
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:37 pm | |
| This is a man who is proud of his accomplishments.
Or crazy. | |
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Aggie Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-11
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:53 pm | |
| So he literally 'jacked off'...the road, that is. | |
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T.S.Orr Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-15 Age : 35 Location : MISSISSIPPI
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:06 pm | |
| I swear I read the title of this thread wrong. I think I prefered it that way. How the hell do you manage that? I mean seriously, why the hell would you jack off and drive? Pull over if you want a nut that bad. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Snoof Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-14 Location : Sydney, Australia
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:32 am | |
| - T.S.Orr wrote:
- I mean seriously, why the hell would you jack off and drive?
Because he was bored? I mean, seriously. It gets dull after the third hour. | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:27 am | |
| Which drugs make this insatiable horniness happen? Er, just so I can avoid them, of course... | |
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Sorsa A. Jänis Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-08-21 Age : 35 Location : Mental hospital in a Finnish closet
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:38 am | |
| - Snoof wrote:
- T.S.Orr wrote:
- I mean seriously, why the hell would you jack off and drive?
Because he was bored? I mean, seriously. It gets dull after the third hour. It really does get boring and it's even more boring when your vehicle doesn't go faster than 90km/h. You should see what crzy things truck drivers do while driving, though I've never heard of somebody jacking off while driving. | |
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Lady Anne NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-12 Age : 47 Location : The land of the fruits and nuts
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:29 am | |
| I've seen a trucker jacking off while driving the long, dull stretch through the California desert. I was very glad my car could easily outdistance that truck. | |
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Narwhal Shitgobbling pissdrinker
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:08 am | |
| - Quote :
- He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
Even if that's what happened, why on earth would you ever admit to that? | |
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Snoof Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-14 Location : Sydney, Australia
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:11 am | |
| - Narwhal wrote:
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- He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
Even if that's what happened, why on earth would you ever admit to that? Because if he lies about what happened in an insurance report or statement to the police, he can get charged with fraud or worse, rather than just negligence? Seriously. It's embarassing and stupid, but he was smart not to compound the issue by lying to the investigators. | |
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VB Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:43 am | |
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grmblfjx Hot and Botherer
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:10 am | |
| - ZoZo wrote:
- Which drugs make this insatiable horniness happen? Er, just so I can avoid them, of course...
The "insatiable" bit makes it sounds rather annoying, actually. | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:25 am | |
| - Mafiosa wrote:
- This is a man who is proud of his accomplishments.
Or crazy. My money's on crazy. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:34 am | |
| - Snoof wrote:
- Narwhal wrote:
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- He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
Even if that's what happened, why on earth would you ever admit to that? Because if he lies about what happened in an insurance report or statement to the police, he can get charged with fraud or worse, rather than just negligence?
Seriously. It's embarassing and stupid, but he was smart not to compound the issue by lying to the investigators. Did you see the part about jacking off during the interrogation? | |
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Melissa Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:06 am | |
| - VB wrote:
- Go 'way! 'M batin!
Ah, you've seen Idiocracy too! I remember once reading this article in a women's magazine where someone asked the health editor how much masturbation was too much. The health editor's answer was "Can you stop long enough to hold a job?" Guess this guy was just doing it too much. | |
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Penguin NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-07-18 Location : Wild Gray Yonder
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:14 am | |
| - Melissa wrote:
- Ah, you've seen Idiocracy too!
I think it's pretty much required viewing for this forum. | |
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Snoof Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-14 Location : Sydney, Australia
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:41 am | |
| - Penguin wrote:
- Snoof wrote:
- Narwhal wrote:
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- He subsequently
admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. Even if that's what happened, why on earth would you ever admit to that? Because if he lies about what happened in an insurance report or statement to the police, he can get charged with fraud or worse, rather than just negligence?
Seriously. It's embarassing and stupid, but he was smart not to compound the issue by lying to the investigators. Did you see the part about jacking off during the interrogation? Huh. Shows how much attention I was paying. I stand corrected - the guy's crazy. | |
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saeku Fapmaster
Join date : 2009-06-10
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:19 am | |
| - ZoZo wrote:
- Which drugs make this insatiable horniness happen? Er, just so I can avoid them, of course...
Cocaine, when injected into the penis. This can also cause erections that persist to the point of dangerousness, or so I hear... | |
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ZoZo Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 39 Location : In WD40's head
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:28 pm | |
| - saeku wrote:
- ZoZo wrote:
- Which drugs make this insatiable horniness happen? Er, just so I can avoid them, of course...
Cocaine, when injected into the penis. This can also cause erections that persist to the point of dangerousness, or so I hear... *files away for future reference* Pity, coke doesn't seem to agree with me. All it makes me do is double my speed at crossword and sudoku puzzles. And then crow about my prowess. | |
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Chris91 Knight of the Bleach
Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 57 Location : Salem, Mass., USA
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:02 pm | |
| - Penguin wrote:
- Melissa wrote:
- Ah, you've seen Idiocracy too!
I think it's pretty much required viewing for this forum. Recommended viewing, anyway. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] | |
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Lembech Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Trucker jackknifes while jacking off Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:41 am | |
| This guy is truly a role model for multitaskers everywhere. | |
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