Daddy's Little Dealer

Subject: Daddy's Little Dealer Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:46 am

Dad tells 4-year-old son cocaine is candy

Quote :: New Jersey police say a 4-year-old boy shared cocaine with his friends at day care because his father told him it was candy.

Newark police say 25-year-old Shaheed Wright of East Orange put several baggies of cocaine inside his son's jacket after police nearly caught him with it. The boy shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at his day care center Friday.

Shitgobbling pissdrinker Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36

"No Timmy, it's special candy. It doesn't taste good, but if you put it in your nose it feels REALLY good--once the nosebleed wears off, anyway."

Subject: Re: Daddy's Little Dealer Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:30 pm

Daddy's special pixy stix!

And This is Why I Need Medication Join date : 2009-06-10

You know, if the father wants to try out for a Darwin Award on his own, I don't particularly mind, but he really shouldn't go trying to do it by proxy. What's the most likely thing to happen if you shove a bunch of bags of white powdery stuff into a four-year-old's jacket and tell them it's candy?

Subject: Re: Daddy's Little Dealer Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:32 pm

Spotts1701 wrote:

Dad tells 4-year-old son cocaine is candy

Quote :: New Jersey police say a 4-year-old boy shared cocaine with his friends at day care because his father told him it was candy.

Newark police say 25-year-old Shaheed Wright of East Orange put several baggies of cocaine inside his son's jacket after police nearly caught him with it. The boy shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at his day care center Friday.

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Quote :: The boy shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at his day care center Friday.

The only nice thing I can say about this is that it's good the kid has such a willingness to share with others at that age.

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I hope the poor kid doesn't have issues with trusting others all his life, because now his daddy is gonna go away for a very long time.

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It's also a good thing his teachers were watchful enough to spot what was going on before any of the kids could actually eat the stuff. :/ This could've been a lot worse than it was.

Subject: Re: Daddy's Little Dealer Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:36 pm

That dad's got rocks in his head.

And not just the cocaine variety, either.

Subject: Re: Daddy's Little Dealer Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:03 pm

Father, and son bonding at its best.

Subject: Re: Daddy's Little Dealer Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:39 pm

I am picturing the exact moment of realization that the teacher who first noticed it experienced. It's something like a combination of a dry spit take and a triple take.