Diabetes? IN MY STAR WARS?

Not like I particularly care, but I was going through my bookmarks and remembered this gem from a while back. Have a laugh or two

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I'm going to post all of them here for your viewing pleasure pain. Sure, not as bad as Farfalla, but still fucking hilarious in parts.

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I never realized that Jesus was gay.

AGGGHHHH! MY EYES!! :panic:

Oh God, I'd forgotten about these. I think I was ALMOST okay till I ran into the Qui-Gon portrait with the little naked Obi-Wab's around the edge. I find the obvious chan Obi-Wan to be creepy in ways I don't even want to think about.

You know, this whole mess could've been avoided if George had just made a passing mention in The Phantom Menace that Jedi were expected to remain celibate, because strong emotions (love or hate) adversely effected your ability to use the Force. They took time to explain it in the Jedi Apprentice books, for chrissakes!

Oh who am I kidding. The fantwits STILL would've slashed them.

Edited to add: Hot pink is so NOT Darth Maul's color

Reminds me of Korean manga for some reason.

Pity, some pictures are technically well done. Talk about using your powers for evil! Reason #765 the Dark Side is not all that it's cracked up to be...

*laughs* Oh, Christ, I forgot about those. I especially forgot about the Pink Darth Maul, and the little sailor suit. XD

Yay! Pink Darth Maul is one of my favourite bits of bad fanart ever (right up there with winged!Speedoed!pregnant!Snape and the classic Sam on the Farm).

Of course Darth Maul would wear pink to his wedding. He can't exactly wear black, can he, and white is so not his colour...

Wow. Somebody took the Sith Academy stories waaaay too seriously . . .

Pink!Maul kills me every time. Jeez, the first thing fashion consultants tell you is that ninety percent of the time, hot pink is not a good look for redheads. Red-and-black-and-spiky-heads, even less so. Some people are Autumns, and some are Winters, but Darth Maul is clearly an Evil. The man's color palette will not support anything less than pure malevolence, preferably in black leather and accessorized with a nice sweeping cloak and the tears of a few dozen orphans. God, where's Trinny and Suzannah when you need them?

I can only presume that this entire picture series is simply a mockery created to drive despairing Jedi towards the Dark Side. If so, it is a most ingenious scheme. I'm no Jedi, but my "hate and suffering" levels are already way up.

I'm too frightented to click the link, but I saw like three pictures that weren't based on Episode 1? C'mon...show us some more. Sugar pink Darth Vader. Bishojo Bishonen Luke.

Heck, what about the Expanded Universe? Characters from the Jedi Prince novels would be a natural for this!

Observe!
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The sad part is, this doesn't make him any harder to take seriously.

What is this i don't even

My god that Pink Darth Maul. I just have no words.

Trioculus wrote:

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Make this your icon. Do it, do it now!

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In how many places is his arm broken? I don't think it should bend like that.

I'll confess, though, that my art chops are lacking, so there are several of these that I think would be quite good, barring subject matter.

Blooferlady wrote:

What is this i don't even

My god that Pink Darth Maul. I just have no words.

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Make this your icon. Do it, do it now!

That's too funny an idea to resist. Done.

Am I the only one who doesn't see any pictures or links on that page?

Seule wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't see any pictures or links on that page?

Yes. :wooper:

Seule wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't see any pictures or links on that page?

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Count your blessings, Seule. Jedi apparently have infected abscesses in place of nipples.

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Seule wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't see any pictures or links on that page?

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Count your blessings, Seule. Jedi apparently have infected abscesses in place of nipples.

Either that or he got them pierced in some back-alley shop whose idea of sterile technique was dipping their instruments in a pot of warm tap water.

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Tungsten Monk wrote:

Seule wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't see any pictures or links on that page?

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Count your blessings, Seule. Jedi apparently have infected abscesses in place of nipples.

Either that or he got them pierced in some back-alley shop whose idea of sterile technique was dipping their instruments in a pot of warm tap water.

Inorite? Every time he's shirtless, I keep wincing and thinking "That is NOT healthy." Maybe he should go to a doctor, and no, playing proctologist with Qui-Gon doesn't count.

The picture with Qui-gon, and the watermelons had me laughing from the sheer WTFery.

Oh God! The ass-grabbery!.... I.... I can't even breathe!

Anakin Skywalker cries sparkles! Is he a descendant of Edward and Bella?

I particularly like (where like has the alternative meaning of 'detest with every fibre of my being') the watermelon one. That is beyond stupid.

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Anakin Skywalker cries sparkles! Is he a descendant of Edward and Bella?

No, it's because he's a "Jedi Stu", & "The Chosen One (tm)", who is foretold to "Bring Balance to the Force (tm)"...
As a result, his "Crying Sparklies" is merely visual shorthand for/a external sign of (Delete As Applicable) his "spcehalness"...
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Ah the old Pretty in Pink picture, always good for a laugh.

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Anakin Skywalker cries sparkles! Is he a descendant of Edward and Bella?

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Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Anakin Skywalker cries sparkles! Is he a descendant of Edward and Bella?

I thought that was Phantom Menace Obi-Wan but now you mention it, it could be Anakin. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

The hallmark of terrible art.

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Fairlight wrote:

Dr. Professor Science wrote:

Anakin Skywalker cries sparkles! Is he a descendant of Edward and Bella?

I thought that was Phantom Menace Obi-Wan but now you mention it, it could be Anakin. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

The hallmark of terrible art.

Exactly, they don't look much alike.