DESERT GODDAMN BUS, BITCHEZ

DESERT BUS IS THE MOST FUCKING HARDCORE GAME EVER CREATED. JUST LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMN DESCRIPTION FROM WIKIPEDIA:

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Desert Bus is the best known mini game in the package, and was a featured part of Electronic Gaming Monthly’s preview. The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time at a maximum speed of 45mph, a feat that would take the player 8 hours of continuous play to complete, as the game cannot be paused.

The bus contains no passengers, and there is no scenery or other cars on the road. The bus veers to the right slightly; as a result, it is impossible to tape down a button to go do something else and have the game end properly. If the bus veers off the road it will stall and be towed back to Tucson, also in real time. If the player makes it to Las Vegas, they will score exactly one point. The player then gets the option to make the return trip to Tucson—for another point (a decision they must make in a few seconds or the game ends). Players may continue to make trips and score points as long as their endurance holds out. Some players who have completed the trip have also noted that, although the scenery never changes, a bug splats on the windscreen over halfway through the first trip, and on the return trip the light does fade, with differences at dusk, and later a pitch black road where the player is guided only with headlights.

HOLY SHIT GUYS FUCKING HARDCORE. IF YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED DESERT BUS YOU'RE A FUCKING NOOB.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO DRIVE A BUS TO LAS VEGAS

I want to see a Let's Play of this.

Delivered.

Wasn't this designed by Penn and Teller as an epic troll?

Delcat wrote:

Wasn't this designed by Penn and Teller as an epic troll?

Apparently, those magnificent bastards. Whoever got the highest score would get to hang out with them.

PENN & TELLER! HELL YES! BEST GAME EVER.

THIS GAME SHOULD BE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF NEEDING TO STEER EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU MORONS!

HOLY SHIT GUYS TROLLING MAKES KIDS WITH AIDS SMILE

I honestly wasn't sure where to stick this thread which might be why its location implies it's a ba game but it's still the most epic troll game ever made... especially when people try to convince each other that something amazing happens when you reach Vegas.

Dude...you mean you didn't stick around for that cutscene? All those showgirls...you seriously didn't drive all the way to Vegas and miss it, did you?

WAIT. I HAVE A CONTENDER!

TAKESHI'S CHALLENGE.

It was going to be released outside of Japan with the name 'Beat Takeshi's Ha! Suck my Balls!'. Now that's a troll name if I ever heard one.