Psychotic Letters From Men

Psychotic Letters From Men

I love this blog to death, so it isn't that this is a horrible website. As the name suggests, durr, it contains all sorts of batshit crazy letters from men who should probably be in jail, or at least fingerpainting in a mental institution. Check out some of these letters!

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Hello cutie,

I know you told me not to contact you outside of work, so I'm sending this to your work address. That makes it work related, right?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Good God. This blog just ate up like 2 hours of my life.

TIME WELL SPENT :D

Me too.

Count me in to be reading this for a while too... o_o

I love this site and it's sister/partner site whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com

Salamas wrote:

I love this site and it's sister/partner site [url=whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com]whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com [/url]

Oh man, this one's awesome.

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As men, we often wonder what fantasies play out in a woman's mind while she masturbates. I always imagine a world of vivid colors, winged unicorns, and sparkling, complex characters, all set adrift in a sea of brand-name furniture and towels folded into attractive, presentable squares. I know it's nothing like what goes through my mind when I masturbate. I'm a guy; I can jerk off to a bus schedule.

:roflmao:

Thanks for this! I wasted several quality hours on this site!

Oh God, what a gold mine. This one here in particular:

Quote :

Carl began their brainstorming session on race relations with a two-part story detailing how he lost his virginity.

In the first part of his story, Carl gleefully and graphically recollected the day he lost his virginity to an "ugly girl." While Carl didn't much care for the girl, he decided to give her a "couple of pokes" anyway.

In the second part of his story ... oh, wait, there was no second part.

But thankfully, according to Carl, there was a lesson learned:

"Once you go black, you never go back."

:headshot:

The rest of the post is a gem.

Most of them don't seem psychotic, but more pathetic.

Also, Salamas, that website you linked to seems to have a lot of very misandric comments.

Women hate men? Well, shit, good thing I'm gay. Then again, even the guys don't want me. It's tough out there for a troll.

Spoiler:

This website depresses me (especially the one about the girl who got pregnant while losing her virginity). I am going to avoid it unless I need it as comfort after a bad breakup. Which I don't.

unskilled78 wrote:

Most of them don't seem psychotic, but more pathetic.

Also, Salamas, that website you linked to seems to have a lot of very misandric comments.

It's written by a guy, using actual Craig's Listings posted by guys.

Also, it's "misandrist".

Cadbury Egg wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Most of them don't seem psychotic, but more pathetic.

Also, Salamas, that website you linked to seems to have a lot of very misandric comments.

It's written by a guy, using actual Craig's Listings posted by guys.

Also, it's "misandrist".

The site is kind of meant to be, the author takes the worst of the worst and rips it apart.

I should've posted the warning that they have at PLFM above the link

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Featuring the worst personal ads on the internet.

With immature and inappropriate commentary.

Biased or not, it's funny as hell. And you feel a little less guilty when you watch /b/ douche it up in the responses to the "Creepiest Customer" entry. They really have a way of making you want to be on the other side sometimes.

ETA: Wait a second, was that UNSKILLED bitching about it? Forget I said anything, he's probably just on there already. "Yeah, I got this e-mail from this creepy guy who made really inappropriate sexual comments and wanted to know if my vagina was like a clam..."

Delcat wrote:

ETA: Wait a second, was that UNSKILLED bitching about it? Forget I said anything, he's probably just on there already. "Yeah, I got this e-mail from this creepy guy who made really inappropriate sexual comments and wanted to know if my vagina was like a clam..."

Silly, Silly Delcat.
When I asked if a vagina was like a clam, I meant only that a clam can open and close itself. I was thinking clam, because in a bizare little article about the upcoming robot rebellion, the author compared the shelby (Think a furby inside a clamshell) to a mechanical vagina.

unskilled78 wrote:

Silly, Silly Delcat.
When I asked if a vagina was like a clam, I meant only that a clam can open and close itself.

You really don't understand why that is even sadder, do you.

Womyn need to realize that men will always be this way if they're always in control. We need to stop this patriarchal system.

Weasel rocks. Most of the regulars are pretty decent, funny people. But there are a lot of idiots there, too.

Delcat wrote:

unskilled78 wrote:

Silly, Silly Delcat.
When I asked if a vagina was like a clam, I meant only that a clam can open and close itself.

You really don't understand why that is even sadder, do you.

No, ma'am I really don't.
Please explain

You think that pussies are nigh-prehensile eldritch creatures with a mind of their own. Can you move your cock independently of your body?

I can wiggle it a bit... and I don't think they are sentient.

Kill yourself.

You first! :D

I just spent 4 hours on this site and I'm still on it. The hell? I love this because I can relate to some of the women on here.

The sister site led me to this link for your viewing pleasure. This is not what furniture is FOR. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]