WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Srs, where did half the forum go?

Has WGW been hacked? This is pathetic!

Oh dear Gaia, it's the end of the multiverse.

Everyone put your heads between your knees and kiss your asses goodbye! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE, AND WE'RE BONED IN THE MOST FESTIVE WAY POSSIBLE!

Ye gods... this is bloody awful. Who in the world thought that this design was good? A colour-blind 2 year old?

^ Most probably no one. It's likely a standard skin and tbtb haven't had the time or the energy to do anything about it.

No, the skin in question was not standard. It was... festive. Yes.

We-ell in fairness the traffic here has dropped way down. It's not like there are tons or even dozens of posts in each of the subfora every day or even every month.

I do miss the old logo, though.

This is a forum? I thought it was an oil painting.

Does anyone really care?

Is it just me, or have a lot of old threads disappeared?

Nah, it's not just you. My post count dipped a chunk - I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't done that "my 1000th post" post.

Knorg - I am grateful for the dip in my post count.  Bearing in mind the frequency of my posts (recently bettered by an arthritic slug) I was terrified of hitting the "VileCorp's Muscley Slave Woman" status and remaining there for the next 10 years. Now, I can probably remain a Sporkbender until the entropy death of the universe.

Knorg wrote:

"my 1000th post"

1000 posts in this joke of a forum is nothing to celebrate.

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

Knorg wrote:

"my 1000th post"

1000 posts in this joke of a forum is nothing to celebrate.

you know when i joined i said i'd never do this

but who are you again

TheHedonist wrote:

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

Knorg wrote:

"my 1000th post"

1000 posts in this joke of a forum is nothing to celebrate.

you know when i joined i said i'd never do this

but who are you again

For starters, I'm not an illiterate retard like you.

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

For starters, I'm not an illiterate retard like you.

honey if you're going to try to troll us you're going to have to do better than that

everyone here is capable of your level of condescention, the difference is most some of us manage to be clever and/or quirky while doing it

tl;dr your thinly-veiled contempt for everyone here is just not enough, try again

TheHedonist wrote:

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

For starters, I'm not an illiterate retard like you.

honey if you're going to try to troll us you're going to have to do better than that

everyone here is capable of your level of condescention, the difference is most some of us manage to be clever and/or quirky while doing it

tl;dr your thinly-veiled contempt for everyone here is just not enough, try again

Learn to type and fix your fucking shift key.

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

Learn to type and fix your fucking shift key.

no

Awww, she's adorable; like a scrappy puppy that wants to get the older, more dominant dogs to play with her.

It's a shame you weren't around when this forum was alive and thriving. We weren't such a disconnected clusterfuck of douche-jackets back then. Ahhh, those were the good old days.

TheIan wrote:

It's a shame you weren't around when this forum was alive and thriving. We weren't such a disconnected clusterfuck of douche-jackets back then. Ahhh, those were the good old days.

So you're actually admitting that this so-called forum is way beyond its glory days and is now a 600lb diaper-wearing lardass whose toes are rotting off from diabetes.

Selene-The-True-Immortal wrote:

TheIan wrote:

It's a shame you weren't around when this forum was alive and thriving. We weren't such a disconnected clusterfuck of douche-jackets back then. Ahhh, those were the good old days.

So you're actually admitting that this so-called forum is way beyond its glory days and is now a 600lb diaper-wearing lardass whose toes are rotting off from diabetes.

Well, 550, give or take a few pounds; the muscles have completely atrophied; and the gangrene has set in, yes.

The only reason I really cling to what remains of this puddle of flesh that is this forum is solely out of sentiment and nostalgia. Good memories were made.

^Another retard.