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Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:24 am | |
| Finally got out to troll. It has been forever since I got to troll for fun, so that's what I came to the forum to do today. Put about 1 post through the Couch and 18 through the News forum.
The Ian Ammo: Copies and pastes insults from One Direction fansites Recoil: Like you just looked in your tent and a Goliath tarantula was giving you the finger Morning Wood: Assertive Accuracy: 5 degrees of Daily Mail Fun factor: "At Least it's not Chris91"
Ian is Ian. Not, "The" Ian. There is nothing definite about Ian. Ian is the guy who comes up to you in the street and asks for a dollar to help him get home, but looks rather more like a crackhead. If you ever wake up and find TheIan stood at the bottom of your bed, staring at you, then you should quietly shit in your own hand and then fling it at his face. Run when he blinks.
Mikey Ammo: Copies and pastes Knorg threads and changes one word Recoil: Face Slap Morning Wood: Like a tent peg in a fart factory Accuracy: Knorg - 1 Fun factor: Diminishing returns.
By the time I started trolling Mikey, everyone else had moved over from WhyGodWhy to that anime-screencappers wankfest. Someone was wanking up a spunkstorm, the pap-pap-pop of which quickly became drowned out because I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FORESKINS SLAPPING BACK AND FORTH OVER BLOATED GLANS. I didn't troll the real targets this time because I wasn't sure if it was legal anymore, and opted instead for a long- discarded target at the back of the page. Yeah, I trolled Harley. | |
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1604127
Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:40 pm | |
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Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:24 pm | |
| Is that some kind of sex aid? | |
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TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:26 am | |
| There would have been a time I probably would have flung myself headlong into a screaming shit-fit tantrum to properly express how offended my integrity was, but I'm on such a mellow right now, I don't really give a fuck, anymore.
You've got the accuracy of a sniper with Parkinson's on meth, but I forgive that because I recognize it's in good fun. | |
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Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:55 am | |
| Well, ain't that great? Ian finally made it through puberty! | |
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TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:34 am | |
| What can I say? I forgot it's just the internet being the internet; you can't stop douchebags trying to out-douchebag other douchebags, so it's better to stay on the sidelines with a bag of Jelly Babies in hand and watch the shitstorm. | |
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Cyberwulf NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-03 Age : 42 Location : TRILOBITE!
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:01 pm | |
| ...what kind of jelly babies? | |
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1604127
Join date : 2013-03-31
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:59 pm | |
| What are jelly babies? Aren't they british gummy bears with an extra serving of sadism? | |
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TheIan Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
Join date : 2009-06-12 Location : Dining car on the Train of Time, DenLiner
| Subject: Re: Fuck guns I'm reviewing you Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:07 am | |
| - Cyberwulf wrote:
- ...what kind of jelly babies?
The kind that the Fourth Doctor offered to various humans and alien masterminds bent on destroying the earth. | |
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