Pretend You're Xyzzy

Subject: Pretend You're Xyzzy Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:44 pm

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This game is HYSTERICALLY AWESOME! Completely free online, with lots of custom decks [though we haven't tried those yet], and it's hysterical. There are a lot of adult answers though, so fair warning.

We've been amusing ourselves by shouting out WGW answers.

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:02 pm

We need to do a custom card pack.

Suggestions for white cards:

Cyberwulf's judo throw
Mikey dodges the point
Sonichu
Special fangz
fart tunnel
Earl Grey flavored jizz
bleeding to death from your anus in your sleep
RECEIVE MY AIDS
Julia Robert's gorilla lover
drink the chunky coffee
"Surprise!" Riker said as he boned young Wesley up the ass.
Asskicking Jesus is here to save you
Lavender nipples
stroking Superman's stump
her lithe, opaque nose
vaginal cherry
Be gentle, I'm still a virgin in my vagina
brain bleach & sporks

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:38 pm

Hitler going Super Saiyan

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:15 pm

rae wrote:: We need to do a custom card pack.

Suggestions for white cards:

Cyberwulf's judo throw

i'm flattered but it's a jujutsu throw

ooh ooh hoofboy shits the coffee table

(or is that me trying to make fetch happen)

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:30 pm

Cyberwulf gets raped and the rapist gets off with a slap on the wrist

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:09 am

xerrofoot wrote:: Cyberwulf gets raped and the rapist gets off with a slap on the wrist

Cy, take note: this is trying to make fetch happen.

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:00 am

TheHedonist wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:: Cyberwulf gets raped and the rapist gets off with a slap on the wrist

Cy, take note: this is trying to make fetch happen.

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:06 am

empty quotes
Penguin flips the fuck out in a frothing rage
and the winner for Creep of the Week goes to... (this might also work as a black card, except the answer will always, always be Skillet or Foalfucker).
Malganis gently strokes the foreskin and chuckles darkly
Hellfire's sexy daddy fetish

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:59 am

Black cards:

_____ is in a cell with _____. Who gets to be the bitch?
Poking _____ in the pooper
What's the best thing to put between Jay/Cris and a tub of pomade?
How do you stop Mikey from talking about sports?
What's the active ingredient in Uncle Buttler's Anal Salve?
A good reason to not think with portals is _____
_____ is your only weapon against a berserk Chris91. How screwed are you?
You just tried to murder Disco Stu with _____. Is he OK?

White cards
Mikey
Cupcakes
Agony in Pink
rae's unwashed undergarments
The bullet that killed Trayvon Martin
Aggie cosplaying as Commander Shepard
Derpy Hooves
xerrofoot writes slashfic about WGW regulars, giggling like a moron the whole time
someone misplaced an apostrophe again

Subject: Re: Pretend You're Xyzzy Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:56 am

xerrofoot wrote:: _____ is in a cell with _____. Who gets to be the bitch?

Invalid card. Lame to begin with, and by your own admission, the answer is always you.

xerrofoot wrote:: I'm a free bitch, baby.