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Mikey Go WOOGA
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PostSubject: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyMon May 20, 2013 10:08 pm

50+ people dead.

I, for one, was blown away when I heard that an elementary school was hit by the tornado and 20 kids were killed, with many more injured.

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A giant tornado, a mile wide or more, killed at least 51 people, 20 of them children, as it tore across parts of Oklahoma City and its suburbs Monday afternoon, flattening homes, flinging cars through the air and crushing at least two schools.

Being Oklahoma, I can't imagine anyone in those schools could read anyway.

Maybe the Thunder will change their name to the Tornadoes.

And maybe the Pelicans will change their name to something a little less sad and pathetic.

And maybe the NBA in general will start being a little less sad and pathetic.
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyTue May 21, 2013 4:16 am

From the Huffpost:

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As many as 26 tornadoes were reported in Oklahoma, Kansas, Illinois and Iowa, according to the National Weather Service, with 91 people confirmed dead in Oklahoma thus far.

Oklahoma, where the wind really does come rushing down the plain. Those poor people.

Mickey, really? ...Pelicans? That really is kind of lame.
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyTue May 21, 2013 3:52 pm

From what I've heard, it was two schools that were hit. One of them, all the kids got out okay. The other one, unfortunately, was not so lucky. Crying or Very sad
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Mikey Go WOOGA
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyTue May 21, 2013 6:15 pm

I don't know WHY I thought that even Democrats would be smart enough to avoid blaming this particular weather pattern on global warming, but, for once, I was wrong.

It's not like this shit has been happening ever since we started recording this sort of thing, and probably well before that as well, it's CLEARLY due to recent factors.
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyTue May 21, 2013 11:22 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
[url=http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/tornado-oklahoma.html?_r=0]50+ people dead.[/url[
I, for one, was blown away
Oh, boo.
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Mikey Go WOOGA
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyWed May 22, 2013 12:27 am

TheHedonist wrote:
Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
[url=http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/us/tornado-oklahoma.html?_r=0]50+ people dead.[/url[
I, for one, was blown away

Oh, boo.

I started this thread for the sole purpose of making that horrible pun. I really don't care about Oklahoma. Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados 588739
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PostSubject: Re: Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados   Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados EmptyThu May 23, 2013 3:52 pm

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:
I really don't care about Oklahoma. Oklahoma Wrecked by Tornados 588739
To be expected of you mikey. Nothing new there.
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