A formal introduction is possibly in order. Hello, my name is DiCaprifuck. Whether that means anything to you is entirely your opinion. That said, I wish to properly illustrate my username, as it is a witticism of the highest order. However, I am about as sloppy as a joe when it comes to artistic memorials, and figure among this realm of autisticritics there must be at least one savant willing to draw me a proper visage. No offense meant, of course.
There is but one criterion, however. It must be of Leonardo DiCaprio. Titanic-era, from Django Unchained, or whatever other dipshit movie he was in- doesnt matter. All that matters is he is involved in a sex act somehow. Preferably with a dick in his mouth.
Winner gets bragging rights, lolz or whatever it is you do around here. I haven't a dime to spare, but quite likely will parade the winner as my avatar for the rest of time.
Get drawing, autists!