Knorg Behind Blue Eyes
Join date : 2009-06-06 Age : 41 Location : The Forest
| Subject: Russian snatches world's strongest vagina crown Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:14 am | |
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- A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball.
Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.
“I looked around, saw a Murano* glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
Kozhevnikova added for the benefit of fellow females hoping to improve their grip: "It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
I am terrified and aroused, however this may be Vilecorp's ultimate woman. There's also a video clip. | |
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rae Contributor
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : computer chair
| Subject: Re: Russian snatches world's strongest vagina crown Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:10 am | |
| I can't decide if that's incredibly awesome or very very frightening. Either way, I'm suddenly feeling inadequate. | |
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Jay/Cris The Word Police
Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 36 Location : A´dam.
| Subject: Re: Russian snatches world's strongest vagina crown Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:28 am | |
| Ha! That's awesome - especially for her husband.
Now I'll eagerly await the day these contests will start to involve a 'pulling trucks'-round. | |
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DarthDarthington Sporkbender
Join date : 2009-06-10 Location : A rump forum
| Subject: Re: Russian snatches world's strongest vagina crown Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:59 pm | |
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Mikey Go WOOGA NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Join date : 2009-06-16 Age : 34 Location : In desperate pursuit of lulz.
| Subject: Re: Russian snatches world's strongest vagina crown Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:21 pm | |
| I saw Russian Snatches from the homepage, and somehow I new it involved a Russian vagina.
OUTSIDE TIME NAO | |
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