Pubic waxing may help eradicate public lice

Linky McClickerson

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DOCTORS say pubic lice, or crabs, are disappearing, partly thanks to the bikini wax.

The mass exodus of the grey, six-legged, millimetre-long insects has been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, a trend which has become increasingly popular in western countries, Bloomberg News reports.

Finally, we're depredating a species that ISN'T adorable, majestic, useful or downright vital. A species which is not only a type of vermin but also doubles as an STD.
Now if we could just do something about head lice...

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"It used to be extremely common; it’s now rarely seen," Basil Donovan, the head of sexual health at the University of New South Wales’s Kirby Institute and a physician at the Sydney Sexual Health Centre told Bloomberg. "Without doubt, it’s better grooming."

Clipping, waxing and shaving the groin area destroys the optimal habitat of pubic lice and is likely responsible for stemming one of the globe’s most contagious sexually transmitted infections, Bloomberg reports.

Let's face it, we stopped being turned on by body hair after the Berlin Wall came down. Now thanks to our finicky human bodily fashions, we're killing off an annoying pest.

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"Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations," said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. "Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species."

OH NOES AN ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER FOR CRABS

*plays a microscopic violin*

Considering a good majority of the 7 billion people on this planet are very poor and cannot spend $50 a month to get a Brazilian, this is one of those "lol, English speaking countries are the only ones in the world that matter!" dealies.

Anyway, antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea is now a thing y need to watch out for when trying to pork young foals

xerrofoot wrote:

Now if we could just do something about head lice...

Add two and two, you kleptomaniac load gaper.

Shaving has been a common tactic against lice since people figured out lice like hair.

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Now if we could just do something about head lice...

Pete's sake, everybody rids themselves of head lice by shaving.

Also, I had this mental image of deforestation on a pubic scale.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

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Now if we could just do something about head lice...

Pete's sake, everybody rids themselves of head lice by shaving.

Also, I had this mental image of deforestation on a pubic scale.

Not everyone. Parents over here use tea tree oil since head lice break out most commonly at schools, and no impressionable young girl likes to go bald.

Penguin wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Now if we could just do something about head lice...

Add two and two, you kleptomaniac load gaper.

Shaving has been a common tactic against lice since people figured out lice like hair.

Not that Xerrobrains would know anything about that....

So what they're telling us is that only women that wax themselves care about their bodies? Everyone else is just an icky hippy covered in lice?

Wax your cock Clopper! If anyone's got a groddy groin it's a foalfucker!

"EVERYBODY WAX NOW!"

Doo, doo doo doo dooo...

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

"EVERYBODY WAX NOW!"

Doo, doo doo doo dooo...

Shut up, Doobie.