Cupcakes

I can't be the only one who just got their heckles up as a half-witted, child-minded nitwit, whose only made a stink of himself in the last year or so at best, "introduces" this forum to a lurker at the same time he's throwing poop at some posters who've been part of this community's predecessors since the fucking 90's.

I genuinely feel like some Paleontologist at a museum who's about to introduce a new specimen to some interested folks, only to get kicked in the shins and interrupted by some 5-year old kid with chocolate all over his face saying "This is a dinosaur. It's big and green and goes "RAAAAH!".

^ It is really ironic since completely misjudging the forum's general atmosphere and unwritten rules is sort of why he is omega poster right now in the first place. That and throwing a temper tanturm about the fact that people are not lining up to suck his cock in response to his 'edgy' /b/tard antics.

xerrofoot wrote:

You post guano like this and quail to understand why nobirdy shrikes you, or why we all want to get on your tits.

WD40 wrote:

I can't be the only one who just got their heckles up as a half-witted, child-minded nitwit, whose only made a stink of himself in the last year or so at best, "introduces" this forum to a lurker at the same time he's throwing poop at some posters who've been part of this community's predecessors since the fucking 90's.

I can't bring myself to care very much about his antics. I was thinking the same thing, though.

SirDixonDongs wrote:

I admit this made me lol a little harder than it should have.

The Amazing Hoofboy wrote:

Welcome to WGW. Since there's no orientation or anything like that, let me give you a few pointers:

[list]
[*]Immaturity is practically the rule here. Arguments consist almost entirely ofMASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PROJECTION

SERIOUSLY U GAIS IT'S IN THREE DEE AND EVERYTHING

Penguin wrote:

You post guano like this and quail to understand why nobirdy shrikes you, or why we all want to get on your tits.

omg the bird puns

genius

Aww, I like your bird puns penguin.

Shit, I just realized those were bird puns. Feels dumb.

Cyberwulf wrote:

The Amazing Hoofboy

From now on, anyone who calls me Clopper, Hoofboy or any variant thereof will suffer the indignity of a FIFTY TRIXIE POST. This number may be subject to increase.

xerrofoot wrote:

From now on, anyone who calls me Clopper, Hoofboy or any variant thereof will suffer the indignity of a FIFTY TRIXIE POST. This number may be subject to increase.

It took you ten days to come up with that?

Also, I think the worst part of this fic is how lacking it is in suspense. You know RD is screwed so what's the point of reading this unless you really enjoy pony guro?

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

The Amazing Hoofboy

From now on, anyone who calls me Clopper, Hoofboy or any variant thereof will suffer the indignity of a FIFTY TRIXIE POST. This number may be subject to increase.

Rook, nobirdy gives a tit.

Penguin wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

Cyberwulf wrote:

The Amazing Hoofboy

From now on, anyone who calls me Clopper, Hoofboy or any variant thereof will suffer the indignity of a FIFTY TRIXIE POST. This number may be subject to increase.

Rook, nobirdy gives a tit.

Clopper, you act as if we didn't all figure out how to block specific images years ago.




hehehehe bird puns

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

You lack the bird-related username to make that work. :-|

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

You clucking duckfart, get your own gimmick before I butcherbird you like the quailing chicken you are.

Penguin wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

You clucking duckfart, get your own gimmick before I butcherbird you like the quailing chicken you are.

Dude, chill out, geez.

TheIan wrote:

Penguin wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

You clucking duckfart, get your own gimmick before I butcherbird you like the quailing chicken you are.

Dude, chill out, geez.

I'm chillin' like a penguin (duh). Don't strut to this, woodswallow

The Amazing Hoofboy wrote:

From now on, anyone who calls me Clopper, Hoofboy or any variant thereof will suffer the indignity of a FIFTY TRIXIE POST. This number may be subject to increase.

YES YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT IT WILL CERTAINLY SHOW US

ESPECIALLY ME

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

jesus christ ian please try to be original

rae wrote:

Clopper, you act as if we didn't all figure out how to block specific images years ago.

Yeah, but do I block that image or his entire album? Hmmmm.....

Cyberwulf wrote:

jesus christ ian please try to be original

I dunno, I like 'warbling'. >.>

grmblfjx wrote:

rae wrote:

Clopper, you act as if we didn't all figure out how to block specific images years ago.

Yeah, but do I block that image or his entire album? Hmmmm.....

(stick him on ignore

then you can choose which posts of his to read

and if he's pic-spamming just click "hide message" et voila, all gone)

You do have a point, but at the same time I like the idea of seeing all sorts of posts from him going FACE MY WRATH IN PIC SPAM FORM MUAHAHAHA and then actually not having pictures.

Penguin wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Clopper, you turkey, no one gives a duck. Now stop warbling and goose somewhere else.

Were those OK? Not too forced?

You clucking duckfart, get your own gimmick before I butcherbird you like the quailing chicken you are.

Stopping in two pages too late to see any real fun to say that what Penny is doing is fucking gold.

Also this:

ClopTrop wrote:

Disco Stu wrote:

Because everyone who throws parties is an idiot, says the guy who just sits on a stupid fanfic mocking site where people can't even fucking write anyway and make fun of twelve year olds because they're just that jealous as he drew MSPaint horsefucking porn, and everyone was glad he wasn't there bronying up everyone's awesome parties.

Way to put words in my mouth, knob-jockey.