Attractive politicians. Some of them are also intelligent.

Bangable Dudes in History

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Edit: this guy

Spoiler:

unf why are you a confederate soldier stop making me so ambivalent about fucking you

grmblfjx wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

a lot of average joes who don't give a crap about parties or policy often do vote for attractive female candidates

xerrofoot wrote:

[Was she born before the invention of tweezers and eyebrow waxing?

Nah, I kid, she hittable.

So you're one of them thar average joes? Clearly the only interesting aspect of a politically active female is whether you'd fuck her.

You seriously don't have a single redeeming feature, do you.

Incorrect on all three points. Being a budding politician myself, I do pay attention to policy. Example: I'd fuck Sophie Mirabella hard enough to give her carpet burn, but I wouldn't vote for her if you paid me because she's a rusted-on right-winger with little or no compassion for anyone. Judging by her few public appearances, I say she's somewhat socially retarded too. Kelly O'Dwyer is no better: she gave the media a serve about how little she thinks of foreign-born politicians, completely forgetting that both the Prime Minister and the Opposition Leader (her party leader) were both born in the UK. Julia Gillard, as handsome a woman as she is, is bigoted, hypocritical, utterly incompetent and seems to have it in for Julian Assange.

I'd fuck their brains loose, but I wouldn't vote for them.

You seriously think I read all that? Some run-down of why some guy I don't know would or wouldn't fuck vs. vote for politicians I've never heard of?

See, this complete refusal and/or inability to understand that people don't give a shit about 99.99% of your (or anybody's) opinion is why I am completely, 100% convinced that you are either underage or have a social defect of some sort. Or, as someone else said, both.

grmblfjx wrote:

You seriously think I read all that? Some run-down of why some guy I don't know would or wouldn't fuck vs. vote for politicians I've never heard of?

See, this complete refusal and/or inability to understand that people don't give a shit about 99.99% of your (or anybody's) opinion is why I am completely, 100% convinced that you are either underage or have a social defect of some sort. Or, as someone else said, both.

im willing to bet he has internet aspergers he mysteriously contracted after spending 5 minutes reading a wikipedia article about autism or some shit

would explain the pony fetish at least

and the terrible psoting

xerrofoot wrote:

carpet burn

I'll admit it.

I chuckled.

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Being a budding politician myself

Oh lawd. The media will have a field day with you.

"local politician has imaginary daughter/girlfriend, writes rape porn based off of a popular Canadian kids show, and worships a pagan vagina goddess."

What would your bumper stickers say? "Vote for me or I'll rape you bitch"?

SirDixonDongs wrote:

im willing to bet he has internet aspergers he mysteriously contracted after spending 5 minutes reading a wikipedia article about autism or some shit

No, you misunderstand. He insists that he's, what twenty-something? and disorder-free. And I'm not buying it.

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and the terrible psoting

Mr.Doobie wrote:

"local politician has imaginary daughter/girlfriend, writes rape porn based off of a popular Canadian kids show, and worships a pagan vagina goddess."

Makes sense, though- many a politician seems to have navigated an entire career without a working knowledge of, you know, people. And the vagina goddess bit makes even more sense, because don't people generally worship things they've never seen?

im grate psoter ok

grmblfjx wrote:

You seriously think I read all that? Some run-down of why some guy I don't know would or wouldn't fuck vs. vote for politicians I've never heard of?

See, this complete refusal and/or inability to understand that people don't give a shit about 99.99% of your (or anybody's) opinion is why I am completely, 100% convinced that you are either underage or have a social defect of some sort. Or, as someone else said, both.

YOU FUCKING ASKED, YOU DIPSHIT, WHY ASK IF YOU DON'T CARE? lrn2rhetoricalquestion properly you cantankerous old bitch

TheHedonist wrote:

xerrofoot wrote:

carpet burn

I'll admit it.

I chuckled.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

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Being a budding politician myself

Oh lawd. The media will have a field day with you.

"local politician has imaginary daughter/girlfriend, writes rape porn based off of a popular Canadian kids show, and worships a pagan vagina goddess."

What would your bumper stickers say? "Vote for me or I'll rape you bitch"?

Heavens, no! I save the rape threats for Gillard like everyone else.

Good grief, you guys are still smarting over the fake daughter thing She drew Pinkie Pie, wanna see?

yo i think i found it already

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YOU FUCKING ASKED, YOU DIPSHIT, WHY ASK IF YOU DON'T CARE? lrn2rhetoricalquestion properly you cantankerous old bitch

lol

Yeah grmbles, it's totally your fault that xerroclop sucks at reading comprehension.

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ood grief, you guys are still smarting over the fake daughter thing Trollface She drew Pinkie Pie, wanna see?

I TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIED SOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD

BUT IN THE EENNNNNNNNNNNND IT DOESN"T EVEN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

You just keep telling yourself that. Loser.

xerrofoot wrote:

You just keep telling yourself that. Loser.

says the guy who masturbates frantically to underage horserape

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YOU FUCKING ASKED, YOU DIPSHIT, WHY ASK IF YOU DON'T CARE? lrn2rhetoricalquestion properly you cantankerous old bitch

I think you'll find that no part of my post asks for a detailed explanation of who you'd fuck, or vote for. A simple OMG GRMBLFJX I DO PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR POLICIES BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS FUCKING THREAD IS ABOUT

LRN2READINGCOMPREHENSION

would have sufficed.

Mr.Doobie wrote:

Yeah grmbles, it's totally your fault that xerroclop sucks at reading comprehension.

I'll try to feel bad. I might have time to try, like, this weekend.

xerrofoot wrote:

You just keep telling yourself that. Loser.

I TRIIIIIIIIIIED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRD

CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

THIS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL NOT PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

That's why I'm so convinced xerro is 14. Every one of his posts reminds me of the kind of stuff my peers and I would listen to when we were 14!

xerroclop wrote:

CUT MY FROG INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAB REPORT

SirDixonDongs wrote:

CUT MY FROG INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAB REPORT

...Heh. Made my day

So, how do you feel about the length of your forearms?