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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
Knight of the Bleach
Knight of the Bleach
Harley Quinn hyenaholic

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Colchise looked up her home on Google Maps and found out that she lives in a McDonalds garbage chute, and all that food she eats is the 15 minute food they throw away. Which would also explain why she craps herself hourly.
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SirDixonDongs
Armbiter of Good Fanfiction
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SirDixonDongs

Join date : 2009-06-10
Age : 33
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the annual mating of Harley is a tourist attraction in manitoba
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Colchise
Sporkbender
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Colchise

Join date : 2012-10-25
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Sir DixonDongs is his name now. He used to be called SirDickDong--reasoning being is that he had two dicks, one shot out pee and semen, while the other shot out yogurt, mustard, ketchup, and bbq sauce.

He's held many jobs in fast-food joints as the condiment dispenser, but people started complaining of "not being able to remember which dick dispenses the mayo". So, after enough people had what is NOW known as a "blt-S" (Bacon, Lettuce, tomato...and semen), he's become renowned. Lately, it's been discovered that someone slipped some Miracle-Gro plant food in his martini one night and miraculously, his dongs started to grow "dick branches". Now, what started out as two 4-inch stumps are now fully blossomed "dick trees".

At his current job at Burger King, he's been dubbed "SirDixonDongs".
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Sheba
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Sheba

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If you say Colchise's name aloud three times in front of a mirror at midnight, your reflection's eyes will visibly glow red and the next day you will find yourself with the power to telepathicly kill one person of your choosing. Use this gift wisely, and never abuse it.
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Colchise
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Colchise

Join date : 2012-10-25
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Sheba got her name shortened when she came to this country. Her daddy's Steven Hung--you know, from American Idol--well, when she was born, he named her "SheBangs, Electricboogaloo 2"

When she floated over to America, a penniless Ricky Martin PLEADED with immigration officials to shorten her name, as it was the only bastion of dignity he had left in his life.

So, they granted his wish and now we all call her "SheBa".

..oh, and we're amazed by the way she moves, she moves..


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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
Knight of the Bleach
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic

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Repeats at Xmas!

Colchise loves children. She loves them exactly as much as the law allows her to do.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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Harley's easy to spot in any given neighborhood at any given time. He's usually parked exactly 501 feet away from any elementary school in his windowless van with a pair of binoculars, while listening to his "Best of Simon & Garfunkel" album, and playing a game or two of pocket pool as the school dismissal bells ring "oh-so softly" in the distance.
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EileenK98
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Colchise can spontaneously shift sex, and not just the usual ones.
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Colchise

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Eileen got her start in the circus--there was the bearded lady, the rubber man, Bruce the farting Elephant, and finally EileenK--skinless, boneless woman.

Her nickname for the kiddies? Glad you asked--it was "fillet of K"
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Chris91
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Chris91

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Colchise once killed a man using only a Dixie cup.
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Miss Misery
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Chris91 has a bathmat made out of the fur of albino chinchillas.
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
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Regarding Dixie Cups, Miss Misery knows how many dicks a Dixie Cup can shit if a Dixie Cup can shit dicks.

But she can't say it three times fast.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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No, she can't--at least not like Harley.

In fact, He knows just how many Transformers would a transformer transform if a transformer could shit out a Sylvanian.
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EileenK98
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Colchise just made my brain explode.


Which was news to me, because I thought I lost my mind years ago.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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Eileen K just made my monitor explode...

Her stunning beauty was just too much for my porr li'l monitor to take.
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Sheba
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Sheba

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Colchise is a perfect square, but if you try to divide her by seven your calculator will begin chanting in Latin and then weeping tears of blood.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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You know, SheBa is a lot of things combined, lots of odds and ends, heres and theres--almost like human "scrapple", but not quite.


In fact, she's a lot like a casserole, if you think about it--heat up a bunch of leftovers in an oven dish and voila--SheBa de-lite!
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Lady Anne
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
NO NOT THE BEEEEES
Lady Anne

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Colchise smokes petunias.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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Lady Anne has "teh hawtz" for li'l ol' moi.
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Lady Anne
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Lady Anne

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Colchise is in love with Joseph Stalin, despite his having been dead for decades.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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Lady Anne's secret lover is Snuffy, from Sesame Street. In fact, SHE'S the reason they call him "Snuffy"--she got him started on that shit and now he can't stop. I mean, HE sounds just like HER!

"Uhh, Heeeeey biiird"
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Harley Quinn hyenaholic
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Colchise lives only to get burned by me.
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Lady Anne
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Lady Anne

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Harley actually hates robots.
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Colchise
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Colchise

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Yup...while Lady Anne has a transformer fetish.

...to HER, cars truly ARE "more than meets the eye".
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EileenK98
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Colchise is not actually here. C01CH/SE is an elaborate program designed to generate random bits of inaccurate trivia.
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