Alternate view of 911

Salamas wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

You know, it would be nice if you'd point out my mistakes. You know, constructive criticism? It might not work but at least you'd be using more than three braincells.

Because to point out all of the mistakes in your previous post it would require for us to write an essay, just go actually listen to a history class.

Pointing out ALL of Harley's mistakes on the forum alone would be an undertaking the likes of which few would live to see concluded.

TheIan wrote:

Salamas wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

You know, it would be nice if you'd point out my mistakes. You know, constructive criticism? It might not work but at least you'd be using more than three braincells.

Because to point out all of the mistakes in your previous post it would require for us to write an essay, just go actually listen to a history class.

Pointing out ALL of Harley's mistakes on the forum alone would be an undertaking the likes of which few would live to see concluded.

Especially if they live with their heads up their asses.

Harley Wankfest > 9/11

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The main difference is 9/11 happened ten years ago, Harley has been happening continuously for ten years.

I lived in Alaska at the time, so by the time I woke up for school, shit was already well under way. I first thought my mom was watching some movie, but it turned out to be a news channel.

"Wait, what happened to the other tower?"

A minute later, the second tower collapsed. I had an uncle who worked in the towers, but he was on something like the 30th floor, and I think he was in the building that got hit second anyway. So he managed to haul ass out of there completely unharmed. There were a couple of guys who were friends of his, and they'd come up with him to Alaska to fish every year or two. There were very close to the top floor of the first tower hit.

Shifting attention to the meta-thread, how easy is it to troll you idiots anyway? I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

^I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

And now I picture a terrible creature that is a mix between Mikey and Miley Cyrus. It's not pretty.

Salamas wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

^I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

And now I picture a terrible creature that is a mix between Mikey and Miley Cyrus. It's not pretty.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one to instantly think that.

Salamas wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

^I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

And now I picture a terrible creature that is a mix between Mikey and Miley Cyrus. It's not pretty.

Thanks for putting that image in my brain. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Shifting attention to the meta-thread, how easy is it to troll you idiots anyway? I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

Psh, you say that like you wouldn't savor every minute of it.

Mikey you are the troll. The link posted was one of the few sane and unbiased analysis existing of this tragedy.

Mikey's not a Troll. Because we can spot him. He just endeavours to be thought of one, which he shouldn't be because some of them display sociopathic tendencies.

Mikey's one of our Resident Freaks! That means we scratch him behind the ears and feed him dog biscuits as a treat.

Incidentally, I believe 9/11 was a setup. If it was a small cafe the companies would be looking into insurance fraud issues.

harley please encase your fingers in cement and stop showing off

Cement gloves, eh Cyber? I'll do it if you encase your brain in cement to keep your mouth from spouting more crap.

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Incidentally, I believe 9/11 was a setup. If it was a small cafe the companies would be looking into insurance fraud issues.

People generally don't type with their mouths, Harley. That's why I told you to encase your fingers in cement. PS get your keyboard out of your gigantic mouth, the slobber will make it not work.

TheIan wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Incidentally, I believe 9/11 was a setup. If it was a small cafe the companies would be looking into insurance fraud issues.

Notwithstanding the mob mentality(?) developing here I do agree Harley that that far deeper issues about 911 have to be considered than just the death to several thousand people. Unfortunately the jingoistic jerkoffs here have a 'fer us 'r again us!' attitude. Some animals simply can't be taught and caring about their mindless snarls is futile. As far as the terrible loss of lives and treasure in these pointless wars, I do agree that there were a lot of fingers playing with the crap in the toilet long before 911. Lets agree to ignore the shitgobbling trolls and discuss this as adults. Setup? I think it's more than that. We may be seeing a classic case of an entire nation going through a social transformation that ultimately results in war. A collective psychosis. Bush, Cheny, Rumsfield certainly have guilt but they just helped along a natural process. As hard as we try to set up laws to avoid going through it again it still repeats.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Shifting attention to the meta-thread, how easy is it to troll you idiots anyway? I'm pretty sure I could create a sock puppet named Miley Go WOOGA, post a blatantly biased link from a patently retarded source to any news article involving a war, act of terrorism, rape, or abortion and you clods would rectally consternate yourselves for six pages.

I literally laughed out loud halfway through this part and kept laughing for the rest of the page. I love you people.

Cyberwulf wrote:

People generally don't type with their mouths, Harley. That's why I told you to encase your fingers in cement. PS get your keyboard out of your gigantic mouth, the slobber will make it not work.

I typed this swentence with m y nose. anb ds thiusa ionbew wiuth mny elbows.

Gumball wrote:

I literally laughed out loud halfway through this part and kept laughing for the rest of the page. I love you people.

zootie wrote:

TheIan wrote:

Harley Quinn hyenaholic wrote:

Incidentally, I believe 9/11 was a setup. If it was a small cafe the companies would be looking into insurance fraud issues.

Notwithstanding the mob mentality(?) developing here I do agree Harley that that far deeper issues about 911 have to be considered than just the death to several thousand people. Unfortunately the jingoistic jerkoffs here have a 'fer us 'r again us!' attitude. Some animals simply can't be taught and caring about their mindless snarls is futile.

HAHAHAHAHA you do realise that you're agreeing with an idiot who sincerely believes all the half-baked, easily disproven theories that the US Government engineered 9/11 and then successfully perpetrated the most massive cover-up in world history, right? And the people you're castigating as a "mob", "jingoistic jerkoffs" and "animals" are the people who call her out on her ridiculous HURRRRR IF PLANE HIT THEN WHERE PLANE????????? STEEL DON'T MELT AT THAT TEMPERATURE DERRRRRRRRRRR bullshit, right? Because you look pretty fucking stupid right now.

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Shifting attention to the meta-thread, how easy is it to troll you idiots anyway?

Mikey, you're hardly in a position to be questioning other people's intelligence considering you root for an NHL franchise that hasn't won a Stanley Cup in more than seventeen years.

Chris91 wrote:

Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

Shifting attention to the meta-thread, how easy is it to troll you idiots anyway?

Mikey, you're hardly in a position to be questioning other people's intelligence considering you root for an NHL franchise that hasn't won a Stanley Cup in more than seventeen years.

You must be SOOOOO happy hockey season's about to start up after that cluster fuck of a baseball season.

Let's get this shit started.

>2011 Red Sox
>Best team ever
>Best rotation ever

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Mikey Go WOOGA wrote:

You must be SOOOOO happy hockey season's about to start up after that cluster fuck of a baseball season.

Happier than you'll be when the season's over, that's for sure.

And before you go throwing any more cracks about baseball in my face, let me remind you that your team is the only club in baseball history to blow a three games-to-none lead in the ALCS. So go fuck yourself.

P.S. I can't wait to see how you react next week when my Patriots drop the Jets to 2-3.

To be fair, there are plenty of teams that have never one of the Stanley Cup.

Chris wrote:

P.S. I can't wait to see how you react next week when my Patriots drop the Jets to 2-3

I can't stand the Jest. I'm not sure whether Bill Belicheat's cheating and dickishness is more annoying that Rex the Hutt's noisy fatness.

Chris wrote:

let me remind you that your team is the only club in baseball history to blow a three games-to-none lead in the ALCS. So go fuck yourself.

I forgot, the last time I saw a team blow a 3-0 lead was when the Broons choked to the Flyers last year.

Howithurts wrote:

To be fair, there are plenty of teams that have never one of the Stanley Cup.

Caps fan detected. Get out.

I must say, I've vastly enjoyed this thread. I do so love when people insist on conspiracy theories and government cover-ups being behind things that happened 10 or 20 or 50 years ago. As if, at this point, it would make any difference if they were. Abraham Lincoln, JFK, Bobby Kennedy, and Martin Luther King were still assassinated; the people who were on the planes and in the buildings will remain dead; the kids who lost parents and people who lost spouses will continue to grieve; the firefighters, rescue workers and others who developed problems from breathing the smoke will remain sick; and it's highly unlikely that whoever was REALLY behind it (be it Bush, The Illuminati, the Elders of Zion or the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) will ever be brought to justice.

It's like watching a dog endlessly chase its tail till it finally gets dizzy, falls over, and pukes.